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Subject: Dark Knight Rises was not a true Batman movie

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>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting

  • 12.25.2012 11:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: Murcielago00
there's a guy in a batsuit so yes it's a batman movie


this

  • 12.25.2012 11:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting

> WHER IS
> DUH TRIGGAH?

  • 12.25.2012 11:30 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Ra's Al Ghul? That's like the entire Batman story bro.


I think the OP is just now realizing that Super Hero stories are all very generic....

  • 12.25.2012 11:34 AM PDT


Posted by: annoyinginge
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting

> WHER IS
> DUH TRIGGAH?

>All of the police underground
>ALL OF THEM

  • 12.25.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Pass the controller bro


Posted by: Halofreak60175

Posted by: annoyinginge
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting

> WHER IS
> DUH TRIGGAH?

>All of the police underground
>ALL OF THEM

>FOR
>YOU

  • 12.25.2012 12:07 PM PDT

This was a different interpretation of the Batman franchise, this is a much darker version that the 60's film with Adam West.

  • 12.25.2012 12:19 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT
Bat credit card.


Thread saved.

  • 12.25.2012 12:23 PM PDT

Seeing these things being pointed out reminds me of when I first watched Batman Begins.

>Watch Batman Begins.
>Very beginning when he's about to join The League of Shadows.
>Says he has a Moral Rule against killing criminals.
>Proceeds to blow up an entire fortress filled with bad guys.

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting

  • 12.25.2012 12:30 PM PDT

It isn't meant to be super heroic batman.

Nolan's batman is meant to be much more realistic compared to the other adaptations. A dark and gritty version that becomes a symbol to the people of Gotham. To show that any normal man can be the hero. Superman doesn't exist here. It's just him against Gotham's entire underground.

It isn't about gadgets or how much he can fly.

  • 12.25.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara444
Seeing these things being pointed out reminds me of when I first watched Batman Begins.

>Watch Batman Begins.
>Very beginning when he's about to join The League of Shadows.
>Says he has a Moral Rule against killing criminals.
>Proceeds to blow up an entire fortress filled with bad guys.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who was weirded out by that.

  • 12.25.2012 12:32 PM PDT

hmm

Nolan trilogy > what you perceive as a 100% Batman'ish movie.

  • 12.25.2012 12:33 PM PDT

Batman can't fly...

  • 12.25.2012 12:44 PM PDT
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Bane's comic book origins only work in the comics, as the Christopher Nolan batman is a much more realistic story, with villains that could happen in real life, not the fantastical, larger-than-life characters. I personally think they took the right path making bane not some crazed science experiment jacked up on venom wearing a luchadore mask.

  • 12.25.2012 12:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Forever MS
It was a good movie! However, aside from the names of the characters, is it really a Batman movie?

inb4 people say "there's a guy in a batsuit so yes it's a batman movie" and miss the point entirely.


What did the characters do that made them different than any other character that could have been created? If the Dark Knight Rises was redone with different names for the characters, and the batsuit didn't look like a bat, would you guys say "Hey, this is a copy of a Batman movie!"

1.) Batman does not fly once

2.) Batman does not use any unique gadgets he's known for (before a dummy says "lolBatPod", if you slightly changed the design it would just be another cool motorcycle

3.) Bane doesn't have an origin remotely similar to the comics. If this wasn't a Batman movie, but Bane looked exactly the same, (with a new name of course) would you guys say "Hey, what a ripoff of Bane!"?


  • 12.25.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
>Talia wants to wipe out Gotham because of corruption (father's goal)
>Gotham underworld and mob wiped out in TDK; ceremony to commemorate this at beginning of TDKR
>ScumbagTalia.jpg

>Batman is a trained ninja
>Throws telegraphed, slow punches against a stronger trained ninja
>Loses every fight he's in

>Nuclear reactors can't be turned into a bomb
>Talia's entire plan depends on one scientist being able to do it, even though it's impossible
>Does it anyways

>Flood complains about greentexting


DON'T FORGET ABOUT SUPER CONCRETE DEMOLITION BRUCE WAYNE LEG

THAT WASN'T USED EVEN ONCE IN ANY OF HIS FIGHTS

  • 12.25.2012 1:02 PM PDT

Come on guys this is the same person who keeps making threads about how The hobbit sucks. Just stop feeding him.

  • 12.25.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

You're retarded, OP.

Do you even comics?

  • 12.25.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: Forever MS
2.) Batman does not use any unique gadgets he's known for (before a dummy says "lolBatPod", if you slightly changed the design it would just be another cool motorcycle


Yes he does.

The gadget that shuts off all electronics nearby. Its used twice that I can remember.

  • 12.25.2012 1:19 PM PDT

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You're right. It's a Dark Knight movie.

  • 12.25.2012 1:41 PM PDT

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