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Subject: Why are you not with your girlfriend right now?
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On this land, I am torn. Part of me wants to fight and repel all outsiders. The other part of me is the outsider.

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  • 12.25.2012 1:05 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

I am making sweet love to her right now

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  • 12.25.2012 1:05 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm too busy making love to your girlfriend.

  • 12.25.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Because I just came back from teaching a Calculus class.

Teaching her.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 1:11 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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Because she's about a 4 hour drive upstate and I'm not making that drive.

  • 12.25.2012 1:06 PM PDT

I have a girlfriend?

  • 12.25.2012 1:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


Posted by: Not The Joker
I'm too busy making love to your girlfriend.
Silly, OP doesn't have a girlfriend

  • 12.25.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Lolgirls ur funny.

  • 12.25.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Don't need a girlfriend.

  • 12.25.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

I'd love to, but she's currently with her unhappy family having an unhappy Christmas.

I can't really do much about that.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 1:08 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 1:07 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


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Posted by: Not The Joker
I'm too busy making love to your girlfriend.


Jokes on you shes dead so youe -blam!- a nasty rotted corpse.


At least I'm not the one dating the corpse.

  • 12.25.2012 1:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Why are you not making sweet christmas love to her next to the warmth of a fire on the carpet? Whats wrong with you?

Because I don't have any of the things you mentioned.

  • 12.25.2012 1:08 PM PDT
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I want Halo 3 back how it was.

Because we aren't allowed to see each other more than once a week because her parents suck...This thread hit me hard.

  • 12.25.2012 1:09 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I've got to pick her up on Saturday, we live far apart, but together when we are at Uni.


lol ily op

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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: Not The Joker
I'm too busy making love to your girlfriend.


Jokes on you shes dead so youe -blam!- a nasty rotted corpse.


Oh...

Now I feel bad.

  • 12.25.2012 1:11 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

I'm making love to righty as we speak.

  • 12.25.2012 1:12 PM PDT

I'm a stubborn guy. I love to argue my opinion, but unlike others, I'll try to see your side of the problem. I'm a triathlete, with a very heavy empephis on the swimming bit. Also, don't hate on the ~Quinton~ at the end of my posts. Why are you still reading this? #creeper #hashtagcashmoney for hashtaging on Bungie.net


Posted by: spirit of sand
I am making sweet love to her right now


Is she sleeping, or are you just that good?

  • 12.25.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Just dance 4- Lindsey Stirling

Dead-body-ologist at The U.S. Army 18th Medical Command

Because she's at work.

  • 12.25.2012 1:12 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

We're opening presents.

  • 12.25.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
We're opening presents.
;) kinky

  • 12.25.2012 1:13 PM PDT

She's visiting family in Alabama.

  • 12.25.2012 1:14 PM PDT
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She left me for another.

  • 12.25.2012 1:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

I dont have one. She is all the way in Tenerife.

  • 12.25.2012 1:15 PM PDT

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