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Subject: Why are you not with your girlfriend right now?

I need to take care of my albino lion

  • 12.25.2012 1:16 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Because I don't have/want one.

  • 12.25.2012 1:17 PM PDT

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Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

lol I don't have a girlfriend.

  • 12.25.2012 1:17 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

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Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
I need to take care of my albino lion
oh man, let me bring my liger over, and they can play together.

  • 12.25.2012 1:18 PM PDT

...She left me last week.

Distance is a cold -blam!-, my friends.

  • 12.25.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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What girlfriend? I disregarded females a long time ago.

  • 12.25.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Because distance is a real -blam!- when your car is -blam!- up.

  • 12.25.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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Because she's spending time with her family right now?

I'll see her tonight though

  • 12.25.2012 1:24 PM PDT

I'm too busy sewing the corner of her back together because it ripped and now there's stuffing everywhere

  • 12.25.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Religion breeds hate

Who says I can't multi task.

  • 12.25.2012 1:25 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Because she left me for no reason in 2011, but I have a feeling I'll be getting a new one soon, but I doubt myself.

  • 12.25.2012 1:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: JoinedCandy
I'm too busy sewing the corner of her back together because it ripped and now there's stuffing everywhere


Might want to get her some more stuffing for Christmas.

*slaps knees.

Then realizes how dumb this joke was and punch myself in the face*

  • 12.25.2012 1:27 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ


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Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
We're opening presents.
;) kinky
Go eat a shoe.

;)

[Edited on 12.25.2012 1:28 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 1:28 PM PDT
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Oh you are a funny guy.

  • 12.25.2012 1:28 PM PDT
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Because she's six feet under and I can't really reach her :/

  • 12.25.2012 1:33 PM PDT

"So- So this means Im just going to be miserable for the rest of time?!"

"No. This means that you have to live life to the fullest. You have one life, live it well. Make sure you die without regrets. Get a new life, new mate, new family. You, out of all people, don't deserve a terrible fate of misery like that. Having nothing to look forward to is good. It makes sure you want to keep on going. Living is a right, not a privilege."

She lives 15.7 miles away.

  • 12.25.2012 1:35 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Shes on her .

  • 12.25.2012 1:36 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

It's hard being with someone that doesn't exist.

  • 12.25.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

I will when everyone goes home

  • 12.25.2012 1:42 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

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NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

I don't have a girlfriend.

...

:(

  • 12.25.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


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Posted by: Not The Joker
I'm too busy making love to your girlfriend.


Jokes on you shes dead so youe -blam!- a nasty rotted corpse.


At least I'm not the one dating the corpse.


Dude Im serious. Thanks for ruining my christmas -blam!-.
This coming from a person born in 1999.

  • 12.25.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

I'm more one for random flings. It's too bad though, since you won't go visit christmas at her place if you're just banging her.

Nevertheless, Christmas is a family thing. I'm happy I'm at home with my family.

  • 12.25.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

I'm not with my girlfriend because I wanted you to have Christmas with your mother.

  • 12.25.2012 1:45 PM PDT

She's out of town.

  • 12.25.2012 1:47 PM PDT

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