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Subject: One of every pokemon vs A billion lions

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Poll: One of every pokemon vs A billion lions  [closed]
Pokemon:  74%
(37 Votes)
Lions:  26%
(13 Votes)
Total Votes: 50

Taking all wagers now.


There's really no specific rules. Just every single pokemon going head to head against a billion lion. Pokemon have full pp, etc. No potions or anything.

  • 12.25.2012 2:06 PM PDT

Pokemon
/thread

  • 12.25.2012 2:07 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Pretty sure if all the Legendaries teamed up there wouldn't be much of a problem.

  • 12.25.2012 2:07 PM PDT

Haven't we've been here before?

  • 12.25.2012 2:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Haven't we've been here before?
lolnope.

  • 12.25.2012 2:08 PM PDT

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.

  • 12.25.2012 2:09 PM PDT

Palkia can control space.
Dialga can control time.
Arceus is god of the Pokemon universe.
Groudon is in charge of the land.
Kyogre is in charge of the seas.
Rayquaza is guardian of the skies.

I could go on, but I think you get the idea of who would win...

  • 12.25.2012 2:09 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

One Onyx kicks the lions' asses.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 2:10 PM PST]

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Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Haven't we've been here before?
lolnope.

lolyep

  • 12.25.2012 2:10 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.


Can lions fly?
Can lions travel between dimensions?
Can lions breathe in space/water?
Can they survive intense heat?


etc.

  • 12.25.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.
What about all the giant, scary Pokemon like Tyranitar, Salamence, Dragonite, and Arceus? The Legendaries? Including Pokemon like Deoxys, Dialga, Palkia, Mew, Mewtwo, Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno?

Scary stuff

  • 12.25.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

Pokemons win easily. They have magic N stuff.

  • 12.25.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.
I don't think a billion of anything is going to outclass a physical god. Except for a billion physical gods, but I digress.

  • 12.25.2012 2:12 PM PDT

william

Any FLYING/LEVITATING pokemon

  • 12.25.2012 2:13 PM PDT

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I don't think robots realize how big a number billion really is. The pokemon would collapse from exhaustion far before they could kill a billion lions.

  • 12.25.2012 2:13 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.


Can lions fly?
Can lions travel between dimensions?
Can lions breathe in space/water?
Can they survive intense heat?


etc.


Hey, we don't know what kinds of paranormal activity would occur if we gathered a billion lions.

  • 12.25.2012 2:14 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: BOBoMAUL
Any FLYING/LEVITATING pokemon


What if the lions did what ants do?

Human ladders, etc.

  • 12.25.2012 2:14 PM PDT

There simply isn't enough biomass to sustain a population of a billion lions. They're going to crash like crazy. Many of the pokemon on the other hand don't need to eat, and can fly or swim, which garuntees that there will be surviving members from their team.

Advantage: Pokemon.

  • 12.25.2012 2:14 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: The Kangol Kid

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.


Can lions fly?
Can lions travel between dimensions?
Can lions breathe in space/water?
Can they survive intense heat?


etc.


Hey, we don't know what kinds of paranormal activity would occur if we gathered a billion lions.


Combine into the Mega-Lion?

  • 12.25.2012 2:15 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.




Can lions fly?
Can lions travel between dimensions?
Can lions breathe in space/water?
Can they survive intense heat?


etc.


Hey, we don't know what kinds of paranormal activity would occur if we gathered a billion lions.


Combine into the Mega-Lion?


Close enough sir, close enough.

  • 12.25.2012 2:16 PM PDT

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  • 12.25.2012 2:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Hylebos
There simply isn't enough biomass to sustain a population of a billion lions. They're going to crash like crazy. Many of the pokemon on the other hand don't need to eat, and can fly or swim, which garuntees that there will be surviving members from their team.

Advantage: Pokemon.
Have you guys never played the games? Just because they can fly doesn't mean they automatically win against ground types...

  • 12.25.2012 2:17 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: The Kangol Kid

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
I think the number 1,000,000,000 is being greatly under appreciated.




Can lions fly?
Can lions travel between dimensions?
Can lions breathe in space/water?
Can they survive intense heat?


etc.


Hey, we don't know what kinds of paranormal activity would occur if we gathered a billion lions.


Combine into the Mega-Lion?


Close enough sir, close enough.


Interesting.

Well still, the combined force of EVERY Pokemon is not going to be an easy takedown. What kind of firepower does Voltron have? I was more of a Transformers kid.

  • 12.25.2012 2:18 PM PDT
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I saw this exact same scenario on /vp/ a while ago...

  • 12.25.2012 2:20 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari


Interesting.

Well still, the combined force of EVERY Pokemon is not going to be an easy takedown. What kind of firepower does Voltron have? I was more of a Transformers kid.


I honestly have no idea. I'm sure Pokemon would honestly win but I'm banking on them seeing one billion lions and saying to themselves, "-blam!- this, let's go 1v1."

[Edited on 12.25.2012 2:21 PM PST]

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