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Subject: One of every pokemon vs A billion Didacts

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Poll: One of every pokemon vs A billion Didacts  [closed]
Pokemon:  51%
(36 Votes)
Didacts:  49%
(34 Votes)
Total Votes: 70

Taking all wagers now.


There's really no specific rules. Just every single pokemon going head to head against a billion Didacts. Pokemon have full pp, etc. No potions or anything.

  • 12.25.2012 2:42 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Arceus or whatever it's called solos.

  • 12.25.2012 2:43 PM PDT

Arceus is potentially omnipotent.

  • 12.25.2012 2:43 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: x 2 Chainz x
She got a big booty so i call her big booty.


Silence you!

  • 12.25.2012 2:43 PM PDT

The regular pokémon all die out and the super over-powered pokémon own all.

  • 12.25.2012 2:44 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Arceus or whatever it's called solos.


This. Even without Arceus it's still a roflstomp

  • 12.25.2012 2:44 PM PDT
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Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia literally created the entire universe. I'm sure just those three could win, eventually.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 2:45 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 2:45 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Arceus or whatever it's called solos.


This. Even without Arceus it's still a roflstomp


I shout absurdity! I shall transcend beyond these mythical creatures a billion strong!

[Edited on 12.25.2012 2:49 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Pseudo-Legendaries alone would win. Not a single sweat would be broken.

  • 12.25.2012 2:50 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Pokemon easily win. A billion old farts that get defeated by QTEs.

Yawn.

  • 12.25.2012 2:51 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: finalknight92
Pokemon easily win. A billion old farts that get defeated by QTEs.

Yawn.


Never have I died. An imbecile you are.

Were it not for his corrupt ancilla, humanity would be no more.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 2:54 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 2:54 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: finalknight92
Pokemon easily win. A billion old farts that get defeated by QTEs.

Yawn.


Never have I died. An imbecile you are.

Were it not for his corrupt ancilla, humanity would be no more.


"Baww, no fair!"

Is what I hear, I didn't know you could still whine. You are upset about that malfunctioning and woefully outdated by your standards ancillary?

Ha! You should be more focused on not falling off bridges.

  • 12.25.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Isn't embarresing how the didact died i tought it would ve a hardcore boss fight
but, no he gets killed so easily

  • 12.25.2012 3:00 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: finalknight92

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: finalknight92
Pokemon easily win. A billion old farts that get defeated by QTEs.

Yawn.


Never have I died. An imbecile you are.

Were it not for his corrupt ancilla, humanity would be no more.


"Baww, no fair!"

Is what I hear, I didn't know you could still whine. You are upset about that malfunctioning and woefully outdated by your standards ancillary?

Ha! You should be more focused on not falling off bridges.


Composure will direct your faulty mindset on the correct path. Next time I shall prevail.

  • 12.25.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Isn't embarresing how the didact died i tought it would ve a hardcore boss fight
but, no he gets killed so easily

But he's not dead.

  • 12.25.2012 3:02 PM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Isn't embarresing how the didact died i tought it would ve a hardcore boss fight
but, no he gets killed so easily


He isn't death, epilogue dialog proves it.

Your fantasy is running wild.

  • 12.25.2012 3:02 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

One dunsparce is enough to take down an entire species

  • 12.25.2012 3:03 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: finalknight92

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: finalknight92
Pokemon easily win. A billion old farts that get defeated by QTEs.

Yawn.


Never have I died. An imbecile you are.

Were it not for his corrupt ancilla, humanity would be no more.


"Baww, no fair!"

Is what I hear, I didn't know you could still whine. You are upset about that malfunctioning and woefully outdated by your standards ancillary?

Ha! You should be more focused on not falling off bridges.


Composure will direct your faulty mindset on the correct path. Next time I shall prevail.


"Next time"

Of course, keep trying and failing, and swearing that the next time will be successful as you gradually lose the last of your breath.

I'd rather count on someone who doesn't need a next time. Who does that remind me of? Oh right, the one that knocked you off that bridge.

  • 12.25.2012 3:04 PM PDT

Pootis

Arceus = god

If not that, Mewtwo, Dialga, Palkia, Hydreigon (look at that thing and tell me it doesn't scare you) or even one of the most overrated Pokemon ever, Charizard, would be enough.
What does the DIdact have other than his force-like thingy?

  • 12.25.2012 3:07 PM PDT


Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Isn't embarresing how the didact died i tought it would ve a hardcore boss fight
but, no he gets killed so easily


He isn't death, epilogue dialog proves it.

Your fantasy is running wild.

Really, I though he committed suicide because he was a disgrace getting beaten up by his own forunner grenade

  • 12.25.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0

Posted by: hotshot revan II

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Isn't embarresing how the didact died i tought it would ve a hardcore boss fight
but, no he gets killed so easily


He isn't death, epilogue dialog proves it.

Your fantasy is running wild.

Really, I though he committed suicide because he was a disgrace getting beaten up by his own forunner grenade



Didact: "we squander eons in darkness while they seiz our thruimps for their own"

"the reclamation has already begun..."

All of these things happened in the post Halo 3 verse, and that's why he's still alife which isn't a suprise.
He's hardcore enough to tank two binary rifle shots to the chest UNARMORED. Said rifle could turn a supersoldier that can casually tank starship hulls to the face into a pile of atoms.

  • 12.25.2012 3:15 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Magikarp solos

  • 12.25.2012 3:16 PM PDT

Pokemon are a joke... But so is 343's Didact, so they both lose. Stalemate.

  • 12.25.2012 3:32 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

Then Wargreymon comes and owns all of them.

  • 12.25.2012 3:55 PM PDT

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