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Subject: ITT: You now have a girlfriend

No u

Pee in her butt.

  • 12.25.2012 3:40 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

text her.

  • 12.25.2012 3:40 PM PDT
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beat you to it 6 months ago

  • 12.25.2012 3:41 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


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Posted by: Batchnator95
But I already have a girlfriend.


You just upgraded.
Hm...how does one upgrade from perfection?

Not saying mine is perfect, since nobody is. Just that she's perfect for me.

  • 12.25.2012 3:43 PM PDT

Treat her right, show her love, and give her anything she wants.

  • 12.25.2012 3:45 PM PDT

Girls can't be friends with guys.. They're too naive!

Girls are meant for two things and two things only. -Blamming!- the -caboose!- out of her and cooking.

  • 12.25.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Already have one, what do I win?

  • 12.25.2012 3:50 PM PDT

-I was here

I do a barrel roll

  • 12.25.2012 3:50 PM PDT
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Best thing ever happened to my life.

  • 12.25.2012 4:10 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Say goodbye to my money.

  • 12.25.2012 4:11 PM PDT

Send her some toast.

  • 12.25.2012 4:11 PM PDT

To sick to care. Would prolly go back to playing blops.

  • 12.25.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Break up.

  • 12.25.2012 4:12 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


Posted by: Angry Cazador
Sexy time

  • 12.25.2012 4:14 PM PDT

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