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Subject: Attack The User Above You...While Using Cheesy Punchlines

Forever Pyro

Le example:

*Shoots [user] in the guts*

No guts no glory.

  • 12.25.2012 4:41 PM PDT

*Leaves thread*

  • 12.25.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

*Enters mom*

  • 12.25.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*Kicks the person above down, with a punch.*

  • 12.25.2012 4:44 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:


Posted by: A Citizen
*Enters mom*
*Cripples leg*

I guess they could call you...A Citizen Cane!

  • 12.25.2012 4:44 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND


*throws midget*

  • 12.25.2012 4:45 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I'm gunna cut open your garbage bag!

  • 12.25.2012 4:47 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: mister death
I'm gunna cut open your garbage bag!
When your dead, they call you MISTER DEATH! OHHHHHH

  • 12.25.2012 4:48 PM PDT

Forever Pyro

*Nobody attacks person above them*

You're all doing it wrong.

  • 12.25.2012 4:51 PM PDT

2nd account
Original: http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=2512387
Posted by:
Like what?
"Oh hey honey im going to virtually destroy oh.... 10 or so interplanetary species and hopefully become a god after I have a cataclysmic suicide!"

*stabs user*
Posted by:
is he ok?!

He is in a stable condition...

badum-tss

[Edited on 12.25.2012 4:53 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 4:52 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:


Posted by: Vicks007
*stabs user*

Posted by:
is he ok?!


He is in a stable condition...

badum-tss
*[nigger] knock user*
He *puts on sunglasses* got the black knock out of him

  • 12.25.2012 4:53 PM PDT

Hey.... hey....pshhhh Pongee You wanna hear a joke? Your life. Trololololo

[Edited on 12.25.2012 4:54 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 4:54 PM PDT

H34..... ok. Scout helmet was so ugleh... that everyone died.

  • 12.25.2012 4:56 PM PDT


Posted by: A Citizen
*Enters mom*

  • 12.25.2012 4:56 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:


Posted by: H34DS40T98
Hey.... hey....pshhhh Pongee You wanna hear a joke? Your life. Trololololo
why did medieval knights used horses? Becuase your mother couldn't be tamed.

  • 12.25.2012 4:57 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006

Dreadnough ist so ein hässlicher wurf

  • 12.25.2012 4:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Pongee Opressee

Posted by: H34DS40T98
Hey.... hey....pshhhh Pongee You wanna hear a joke? Your life. Trololololo
why did medieval knights used horses? Becuase your mother couldn't be tamed.
Pongee... pls....

[Edited on 12.25.2012 4:59 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 4:59 PM PDT
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  • user homepage:

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

*Cuts person's hand off*

Your right hand comes off?

  • 12.25.2012 5:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

-redacted-

[Edited on 12.25.2012 5:01 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 5:01 PM PDT

*parries attack and cuts arm off*

Am I pepto-bismol? Because that attack was utter -blam!-.

  • 12.25.2012 5:03 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ax Fielder
*parries attack and cuts arm off*

Am I pepto-bismol? Because that attack was utter -blam!-.



*Stabs in the kidney*

Is there a doctor in the house?


Or


*Grabs by collar and pulls out a grenade*

This is ambassador pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor.

*shoves grenade in mouth and pulls pin, tosses you aside*

He makes a good argument.

*Grenade detonates*

  • 12.25.2012 5:15 PM PDT