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Subject: my parnets think I need to get a gf but I want a booty call instead

The truth is I never had a discussion about the seck and girls with my parents.

Now, they think that I need a gf cuz I never had one.
I have never introduced any of my friends to my parents before. Not even one and I like to keep it that way.
Btw, I'm in college and relationships are a waste of time.
Booty calls and hookups are the way to go.

Should I be upfront and tell them that I prefer to use girls as booty calls or make up some lie about how I don't have time for dating?

[Edited on 12.25.2012 5:08 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 4:59 PM PDT

what is this i don't even...

  • 12.25.2012 5:00 PM PDT
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What's a parnet?

  • 12.25.2012 5:00 PM PDT
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You're in college and you're still worried about something like that? Yeah I call bull-blam!-.

  • 12.25.2012 5:01 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Have fun getting STD's

  • 12.25.2012 5:01 PM PDT

mmkay.

  • 12.25.2012 5:02 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


Posted by: XxExpungexX
Have fun getting STD's


this.

  • 12.25.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

They are probably worried that you're homersmexual.

  • 12.25.2012 5:06 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Step one. Get a girl.

  • 12.25.2012 5:06 PM PDT
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You never need a gf.

  • 12.25.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Xanarxses
You're in college and you're still worried about something like that? Yeah I call bull-blam!-.

Somebody is real defiant

  • 12.25.2012 5:11 PM PDT

You're in college and you have no time for woman?

Yeah you might just be ghey.

  • 12.25.2012 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: iTz Candy Time
Posted by: Xanarxses
You're in college and you're still worried about something like that? Yeah I call bull-blam!-.

Somebody is real defiant

Nope. Just wondering how can someone in college still be so preocupied by their parent's opinion. Specially concerning your sex life.

  • 12.25.2012 5:18 PM PDT

Posted by: General Dripik
You're in college and you have no time for woman?

Yeah you might just be ghey.

I'm not ghey but I'm not into the dating scene.

I just wanna bang these innocent college girls.

  • 12.25.2012 6:40 PM PDT
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Get a a girl. There's nothing better then cuddles and sex on a cold winter evening.

  • 12.25.2012 6:42 PM PDT

*waves hand*

You want to go home and rethink your life.

  • 12.25.2012 6:42 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: iTz Candy Time
Btw, I'm in college and relationships are a waste of time.
Booty calls and hookups are the way to go.
*sigh*

Nothing to do here.

*casually walks out of thread*

  • 12.25.2012 6:44 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.


Posted by: Quest is back
You never need a gf.


True. -blam!- nature I do what I want!

  • 12.25.2012 6:45 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.


Posted by: iTz Candy Time
Btw, I'm in college and relationships are a waste of time.

Have fun being alone. I don't think you know how difficult it is to meet people after you're out of school.

  • 12.25.2012 6:45 PM PDT

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
"Team shoot the wraith!"
"What's a team shoot and what's a wraith?!"
"It means we all shoot at the big blue thing together!"
"Okay!"
*starts betraying blue teammate*

idk why this post made me giggle so hard.

  • 12.25.2012 6:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: iTz Candy Time
Btw, I'm in college and relationships are a waste of time.

Have fun being alone. I don't think you know how difficult it is to meet people after you're out of school.

  • 12.25.2012 6:46 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

Who the -blam!- says booty call?

  • 12.25.2012 6:48 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Leafie
Who the -blam!- says booty call?


Booty call

  • 12.25.2012 6:49 PM PDT

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4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

OP doesn't lift

Thread reported for lack of lifting

  • 12.25.2012 6:49 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Leafie
Who the -blam!- says booty call?


Booty call

Oi! You! Stop that!

  • 12.25.2012 6:50 PM PDT

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