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Subject: Dark Knight Rises plot SAME AS Santa Clause 2

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Batman = Santa
Bane = Toy Santa

Toy Santa(Bane) has taken over the workshop and plans to give everyone coal thus ruining Christmas. The whole north pole is on lock down and the elves have to take down toy santa and his army from the inside. (Bane taking over Gotham and planning to destroy it while Gordon and police have to take it back from inside the city)

Meanwhile, Santa(Batman) is down with Charlie and has to find a wife or else he can't be Santa anymore and Christmas will be destroyed by toy santa (Gotham will be destroyed by Bane if Batman doesn't return from the pit to stop him)

Santa tried to stop toy santa and led the elves to freedom. Toy Santa's larger scheme of destroying christmas is already in motion, and Santa has to chase him down in a vehicle (Gotham's police vs Banes thugs, armored car chase trying to find the nuke)

Then it's up to Santa to save Christmas himself, he then kisses Mrs. Claus then goes to deliver the presents himself
(Batman kisses Catwoman, then takes the bomb out to the ocean)

Also: this is the same as the fight against the toy soldiers

You can thank me now flood.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 7:21 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 6:11 PM PDT
Subject: Dark Knight Rises plot similar to Santa Clause 2
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wat

  • 12.25.2012 6:12 PM PDT

Nolan is a talentless hack.

  • 12.25.2012 6:12 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Mother of God.

  • 12.25.2012 6:12 PM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

all my wats....

  • 12.25.2012 6:13 PM PDT

Speaking of Santa and Bane...

  • 12.25.2012 6:13 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

I bet none of you even fully read the post. It's not that hard to understand, the similarities are so obvious.

  • 12.25.2012 6:15 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

  • 12.25.2012 6:18 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Speaking of Santa and Bane...

Still laughing oh my god my sides

  • 12.25.2012 6:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Speaking of Santa and Bane...


Why do you always make your links bold?

  • 12.25.2012 7:11 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Aang the Avatar

Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Speaking of Santa and Bane...


Why do you always make your links bold?

I just edited the OP with more valid points

  • 12.25.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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<Character> has to <verb> in order to <verb> the <noun>.

Egad, ALL movies are the same!

  • 12.25.2012 7:34 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Tibetz
<Character> has to <verb> in order to <verb> the <noun>.

Egad, ALL movies are the same!

Didn't even read the post.

That's like me saying Halo and Star Wars are the same cause they take place in outer space.

I'm talking about the events themselves

  • 12.25.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tibetz
<Character> has to <verb> in order to <verb> the <noun>.

Egad, ALL movies are the same!

Didn't even read the post.

That's like me saying Halo and Star Wars are the same cause they take place in outer space.

I'm talking about the events themselves

The movies have excessively vague similarities. You equate completely unrelated events and characters.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 7:37 PM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

lolno

  • 12.25.2012 7:38 PM PDT
Subject: Dark Knight Rises plot SAME AS Santa Clause 2

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Tibetz
The movies have excessively vague similarities. You equate completely unrelated events and characters.

Not entirely true

  • 12.25.2012 7:38 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

:O

  • 12.25.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

lolno


>Says nolan is good director

>nolan can't keep joker origin stories correct
>nolan can't keep track of dent and rachel's locations
>nolan says bane escaped from the well but later changes his mind to talia
>nolan says bruce wayne is died but we see him at the end


No good director would make films with these blatant plot holes

  • 12.25.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Tibetz
The movies have excessively vague similarities. You equate completely unrelated events and characters.

Not entirely true


Deliver coal to a bunch of people not held hostage

vs

kill every single hostage

deliver presents

vs

stop an atomic bomb from killing everyone.


I'm sorry, but it seems to me that this is like equating Harry Potter and Star Wars. It only works if you take the context (bad event) and equate it with a similar context, but unrelated event.

  • 12.25.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Aang the Avatar

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

lolno


>Says nolan is good director

>nolan can't keep joker origin stories correct
>nolan can't keep track of dent and rachel's locations
>nolan says bane escaped from the well but later changes his mind to talia
>nolan says bruce wayne is died but we see him at the end


No good director would make films with these blatant plot holes

lol 10/10.

  • 12.25.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

lolno


>Says nolan is good director

>nolan can't keep joker origin stories correct
>nolan can't keep track of dent and rachel's locations
>nolan says bane escaped from the well but later changes his mind to talia
>nolan says bruce wayne is died but we see him at the end


No good director would make films with these blatant plot holes


Umm... I hope you are trolling.

  • 12.25.2012 7:42 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


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Posted by: Aang the Avatar
>Says nolan is good director

>nolan can't keep joker origin stories correct
>nolan can't keep track of dent and rachel's locations
>nolan says bane escaped from the well but later changes his mind to talia
>nolan says bruce wayne is died but we see him at the end


No good director would make films with these blatant plot holes


Umm... I hope you are trolling.

He most certainly is not

  • 12.25.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tibetz

Posted by: Aang the Avatar

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Garem
Nolan is a talentless hack.

Agreed.

lolno


>Says nolan is good director

>nolan can't keep joker origin stories correct
>nolan can't keep track of dent and rachel's locations
>nolan says bane escaped from the well but later changes his mind to talia
>nolan says bruce wayne is died but we see him at the end


No good director would make films with these blatant plot holes


Umm... I hope you are trolling.


Those are holes in the story, I'd love to hear your explanation to them nolan fanboy

  • 12.25.2012 7:47 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Spinner of Meats
Those are holes in the story, I'd love to hear your explanation to them nolan fanboy

o lawdy so gud bait would inform 7/10

  • 12.25.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

LOL

  • 12.25.2012 8:06 PM PDT

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