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Subject: The Emperor of Mankind vs Christmas ft. Yoshi
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Poll: The Emperor of Mankind vs Christmas ft. Yoshi  [closed]
Christmas:  7%
(1 Votes)
The Emperor of Mankind:  71%
(10 Votes)
Yoshi:  21%
(3 Votes)
Total Votes: 14

The Emperor of Mankind descends to our planet upon christmas day, to reunite with you, one of the scattered Primarchs. He is glad he has found you, and the meeting is joyous.

But he is dismayed by this tradition called 'Christmas'. It displeases him. In order for you to take your place in the Great Crusade and command a legion of Space Marines you must renounce christmas and help to abolish it from this planet forever.

If you defy him, you must defend christmas against the might of the Imperium.

Wild Card: A scientist has just managed to break the barrier between reality and fiction. He has teleported Yoshi into the real world, complete with all his in-game abilities. The scientist dies during the experiment, along with all his research. Yoshi finds himself alone in a strange reality, where it is christmas day, and The Emperor of Mankind has just descended planetside to reclaim his lost offspring....

The Emperor.
Christmas.

...Yoshi.

Decide.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 9:05 AM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 7:12 AM PDT
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I want to be a space marine so yeah...

  • 12.26.2012 7:14 AM PDT

OP is WH40K fanboy.

  • 12.26.2012 7:14 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

Yoshi eats the space marine and turns it into an egg.

Someone feeds Yoshi egg nog and he feels like a cannibal. Unable to handle the guilt, he tragically takes his own life.

Merry Christmas everybody!

  • 12.26.2012 7:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Khodan
OP is WH40K fanboy.
The Emperor is known for dissaproving of local traditions. Including fanboyism.

  • 12.26.2012 7:19 AM PDT

the gun pointed at the head of the universe

Take command of my legion, if I rebel against the emperor I can have christmas over whatever else I want.

  • 12.26.2012 8:00 AM PDT
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^ HERESY!!

  • 12.26.2012 8:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen
^ HERESY!!


it's beginning to look a lot like heresy

  • 12.26.2012 8:59 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Yoshi any day and every day.

  • 12.26.2012 9:00 AM PDT

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other son of a -blam!- die for his." George S. Patton

Posted by: Achronos
Every post whining about the weekly update delays it by 5 minutes.

fyi the emperor is Jesus, Muhammad and the Buddha

Over the many millennia of his life, he travelled among the different peoples of Mankind, using his ancient wisdom to help where he could in the guise of many different benevolent persons from human myth, religion and history.

source

  • 12.26.2012 9:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Leopold789
fyi the emperor is Jesus, Muhammad and the Buddha

Over the many millennia of his life, he travelled among the different peoples of Mankind, using his ancient wisdom to help where he could in the guise of many different benevolent persons from human myth, religion and history.

source
yeah that's why I didn't refer to the planet as Earth. it's just very similar to Earth. the guy who was born on Christmas day on this planet wasn't called jesus christ, he was called steve christ.

  • 12.26.2012 9:03 AM PDT

Purge the heretics, for the glory of the Imperium.

  • 12.26.2012 9:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shields will be fully operational when the Mushroom Kingdom Arives...

*puts Toad on lap*

  • 12.26.2012 9:06 AM PDT

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other son of a -blam!- die for his." George S. Patton

Posted by: Achronos
Every post whining about the weekly update delays it by 5 minutes.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: King Leopold789
fyi the emperor is Jesus, Muhammad and the Buddha

Over the many millennia of his life, he travelled among the different peoples of Mankind, using his ancient wisdom to help where he could in the guise of many different benevolent persons from human myth, religion and history.

source
yeah that's why I didn't refer to the planet as Earth. it's just very similar to Earth. the guy who was born on Christmas day on this planet wasn't called jesus christ, he was called steve christ.
no, in the wh40k universe the emperor was Jesus.....

  • 12.26.2012 9:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Leopold789
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: King Leopold789
fyi the emperor is Jesus, Muhammad and the Buddha

Over the many millennia of his life, he travelled among the different peoples of Mankind, using his ancient wisdom to help where he could in the guise of many different benevolent persons from human myth, religion and history.

source
yeah that's why I didn't refer to the planet as Earth. it's just very similar to Earth. the guy who was born on Christmas day on this planet wasn't called jesus christ, he was called steve christ.
no, in the wh40k universe the emperor was Jesus.....
which only increases his extreme dislike of this imposter cult

(I know the emperor is some sort of eternal shaman/wizard)

  • 12.26.2012 9:14 AM PDT