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Subject: If you had to kill someone, would you do a cliche one liner?

Poll: If you had to kill someone, would you do a cliche one liner?  [closed]
Yes :  55%
(18 Votes)
No:  24%
(8 Votes)
Maybe so:  21%
(7 Votes)
Total Votes: 33

If you had to kill someone, would you do a cheesy one liner before killing them? If so, what would it be?

  • 12.26.2012 12:59 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

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Hasta la vista, babay.

  • 12.26.2012 12:59 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

"You just got sarged."

  • 12.26.2012 1:00 PM PDT

"We got Jackals in the courtyard!"

  • 12.26.2012 1:00 PM PDT

Religion breeds hate

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
"You are about to be sarged."

But I guess that doesn't sound as cool

  • 12.26.2012 1:00 PM PDT
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You need to chill out.

*Throws him into a vat of liquid nitrogen*

[Edited on 12.26.2012 1:02 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 1:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

See you in Hell.

  • 12.26.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

"That burning you feel? It is shame."

  • 12.26.2012 1:04 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

"I had sex with your girlfriend."

  • 12.26.2012 1:04 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Taken from a novel I'm working on:

You may be the heart of the galaxy, but I am its mind, and my actions are what I have come to know.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 1:06 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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I don't need no stinking signature!

We're no strangers to love...


That right, I want their final moments to be a Rick Roll.

  • 12.26.2012 1:06 PM PDT
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Stick that in your ring and smoke it.

  • 12.26.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

"Has just been revoked"

  • 12.26.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

I have a range that varies from shoot and move on to blood crazed assault.

  • 12.26.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

If during christmas days

"Christmas pun"

Not saying a christmas pun, just saying "Christmas pun"

If with grenade,


"This is ambassador pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor"

*Grenade detonates*

"He makes a good argument"

If multiple people in a hospital

"Is there a doctor in the house?"

  • 12.26.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

if it were a heartless creature or machine,

Something involving profanity.

  • 12.26.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

"Did you know that seahorse males give birth to their young?"

  • 12.26.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Basia Basiliscum Meum


Posted by: XxExpungexX
if it were a heartless creature or machine,

Something involving profanity.


If i were a machine:

I'll stick my metal boot so far up your ass im going to be wearing intestinal socks.

or screaming WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, as i ram a massive pole through his chest, with the flag of my people

  • 12.26.2012 1:26 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

I have a weapon.

  • 12.26.2012 1:26 PM PDT

Oh please. It isn't a true one liner if you don't come up with it on the spot and relate it to the victim and or the way you killed him.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 1:28 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

No, just get it over with.

  • 12.26.2012 1:28 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

"I'm sorry."

  • 12.26.2012 1:34 PM PDT