- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
If you think about it, its pretty likely that Ole Kris Kringle visits some unsavory if not outright dangerous areas.
The big guy's gotta keep himself safe, he has a wife and all.
So what does he wear, do you suppose?