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Subject: What sort of body armor do you suppose Santa wore?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

If you think about it, its pretty likely that Ole Kris Kringle visits some unsavory if not outright dangerous areas.

The big guy's gotta keep himself safe, he has a wife and all.

So what does he wear, do you suppose?

  • 12.26.2012 1:13 PM PDT

A thick layer of blubber.

  • 12.26.2012 1:14 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Kevlar.

  • 12.26.2012 1:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Magic

  • 12.26.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Sangheili armour.

  • 12.26.2012 1:15 PM PDT

He just uses Banes inhaler to limit the pain.

  • 12.26.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.

  • 12.26.2012 1:16 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.


I have that same card too

  • 12.26.2012 1:17 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

Kevlar of course!

  • 12.26.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!

Why, the Christmas-class, MkIV Santa Armour of course!
Complete with heat seeking missiles!

  • 12.26.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

MJOLNIR Mark VI/Super Advanced Nokiaplated Terrestrial Armor.

  • 12.26.2012 1:19 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

The finest mithril, crafted by his most elite elves.

  • 12.26.2012 1:19 PM PDT

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Gen Petitt Day
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Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.


I have that same card too
I assume he doesn't deliver to humans?

  • 12.26.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
I assume he doesn't deliver to humans?
I received the shiniest sword hilt yesterday.

  • 12.26.2012 1:22 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
I assume he doesn't deliver to humans?
I received the shiniest sword hilt yesterday.
Because you're an Elite!!!

  • 12.26.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
I assume he doesn't deliver to humans?
I received the shiniest sword hilt yesterday.
Because you're an Elite!!!
Sangheili

  • 12.26.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.


I have that same card too
A card from what?

  • 12.26.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Murcielago00
A card from what?
Do not tell him.

  • 12.26.2012 1:24 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.


I have that same card too
A card from what?


this

  • 12.26.2012 1:24 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

He's got to return to his sweat shop up in the North.

Probably that genetically altered silk work fabric thats stronger that steel.

  • 12.26.2012 1:26 PM PDT

I love you

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Sangheili armour.
Lol thats boss.


I have that same card too
A card from what?


this
You should really cut your nails.

  • 12.26.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Warmog's

  • 12.26.2012 1:45 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

You should have linked us to the waypoint website with the armors. I would pick whichever looked santa-ist

  • 12.26.2012 1:49 PM PDT