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Subject: I'm doomed. :,(

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

I was diagnosed with narcissism by a psychiatrist. and when I asked why she said it was because of my high self esteem. then I said I had very low self esteem, she answered that it was also a symptom of narcissism.

then I asked what wasn't a symptom of narcissism and she said that my questioning of her diagnosis was a defence mechanism that she would have to treat.

so now I have to pay for therapy and she said that she was the only one capable of telling me when i was cured and that I had to pay her therapy until then. what do i do flood?

  • 12.26.2012 5:06 PM PDT

And this is why our psychiatric system sucks.

  • 12.26.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

Not sure if scam or super troll.

  • 12.26.2012 5:08 PM PDT

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My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Sounds like your psychiatrist was in a terrible mood.

  • 12.26.2012 5:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Frequency99poopy
Not sure if scam or super troll.
If serious, don't pay her. She can't make you.

  • 12.26.2012 5:09 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

Your psychiatrist knows what she's talking about. You should listen to her.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 5:09 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 5:09 PM PDT

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Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

I think you should stick it in their pooper.

  • 12.26.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Get a second opinion. Ask for an evaluation from another Psychiatrist to confirm it.

  • 12.26.2012 5:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garem
And this is why our psychiatric system sucks.

  • 12.26.2012 5:10 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Posted by: Garem
And this is why our psychiatric system sucks.

  • 12.26.2012 5:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: Frequency99poopy
super troll.
This clown? Lol -blam!- please

  • 12.26.2012 5:12 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Did someone say Doomed?

  • 12.26.2012 5:12 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Frequency99poopy
Not sure if scam or super troll.

super troll.
This one

  • 12.26.2012 5:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: FatherlyNick
Did someone say Doomed?

  • 12.26.2012 5:15 PM PDT

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

Posted by: culexus
Get a second opinion. Ask for an evaluation from another Psychiatrist to confirm it.
that would be a defence mechanism on my part. she says i'm in denial.

  • 12.26.2012 5:18 PM PDT


Posted by: halo04
Posted by: culexus
Get a second opinion. Ask for an evaluation from another Psychiatrist to confirm it.
that would be a defence mechanism on my part. she says i'm in denial.


........because you are........

  • 12.26.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: halo04
Posted by: culexus
Get a second opinion. Ask for an evaluation from another Psychiatrist to confirm it.
that would be a defence mechanism on my part. she says i'm in denial.


Then be in denial and get one anyway...

If the second opinion is the same, then you can get the help you need. If it turns out your current Shrink was BS'ing you then you saved yourself a ton of money.

  • 12.26.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


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Posted by: FatherlyNick
Did someone say Doomed?


HELL YEAH!

  • 12.26.2012 6:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: halo04
I was diagnosed with narcissism
I've also heard it called Handsome Disease.

  • 12.26.2012 6:57 PM PDT

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

Posted by: FUNKY B0B
Posted by: halo04
I was diagnosed with narcissism
I've also heard it called Handsome Disease.
i am quite handsome :)

  • 12.26.2012 7:00 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Kill her and absorb her power.

  • 12.26.2012 7:04 PM PDT

People can push you around and make you eat dirt.
But they will eventually run out of dirt.
Right?

You know, I was diagnosed with tons of problems, like ADD ADHD autism and all other sorts of -blam!-. Every doctor said i should be on some mind controlling drug like zolaft or prozac. my parents said: -blam!- THAT and got me properly evaluated. I am dyslexic, and after being taught to deal with my condition i am much better off.

IN ESSENCE: Drugs aren't the answer to everything.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 7:08 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 7:07 PM PDT