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Subject: Have you ever been in a fight?

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No. I don't do violence, and I've never been in a situation in which I've needed/wanted to fight someone anyway.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 6:57 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 6:57 PM PDT

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Wow. A few pacifists in here. That's not a bad thing, just surprising.

I've lost count of how many fights I've lost, let alone been in.

  • 12.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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Not really.
I've had a few play fights in school. One turned sorta real and the kid punched me in the face because he got angry. But it ended there.

I've also done some sparring with a friend for a bit. We sorta fought but it was controlled and we were friends so we had no intention of actually hurting each other.

  • 12.26.2012 7:05 PM PDT

Yes, I guess I could say that I like fighting, but I have only thrown a punch at someone outside of a friendly match one time, and it was by accident, but that accidental punch scared the person that was bothering me (this was in middle school) after that I decided to learn whatever I could about fighting, took one semester of taekwando, but because we where only 2 in the class the school closed down the group (I did learn a lot as we where advancing at a good rate), now I am taking muai thai, I have already taken one semester, but muai thai is more serious than taekwando (more dangerous) and it can´t be used so freely.

(I have never started a fight in anger)

[Edited on 12.26.2012 7:29 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 7:21 PM PDT

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Are we counting sibling rivalries?

  • 12.26.2012 7:29 PM PDT

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ehhh...kind of.

  • 12.26.2012 7:47 PM PDT

I've been in two fights.

I won both because my dad was spec ops and taught me how to fight, mostly because my parents couldn't afford the martial arts lessons in town that I wanted to take.


The first fight, some guy thought he was tough, slammed my friends face into a locker when my friend's back was to him after a verbal disagreement.

Since he didn't want to fight fair, I chose not to either and immediately decided to punch him in the face. After my first punch I kept throwing punches at his ribs and he tried running away from me. I managed to wrestle him to the ground and get a few more punches in before the vice principal threw me off of him and promptly suspended me.





The second fight was from a really screwed up situation. I didn't do anything, but the guy that was there was really upset and was just blaming me for a bunch of stuff that I didn't do. He then punched me in the face and almost knocked me out with the one hit.

I told him not to try and hit me again, because at that point, I just wanted to leave. He thought it was an invitation to try and kill me or something. So he threw a second punch and I did what I was taught when someone threw a punch at me. I grabbed his wrist after blocking the punch, twisted his arm around, and snapped his elbow through the other side of his arm.


After the guys wife called the police, both of them lied to the police and I went to jail.

After about 3 hours, the chief of police came by my cell and let me out. Apologizing for the arrest, he explained that the officer prematurely arrested me after not collecting enough eye witness statements and other evidence.

The officer was suspended and my record expunged.




  • 12.26.2012 8:05 PM PDT

I hit a few people but we always ended up being cool later on so I've never had a real enemy.

  • 12.26.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cheesusslice
I've been in two fights.

I won both because my dad was spec ops and taught me how to fight, mostly because my parents couldn't afford the martial arts lessons in town that I wanted to take.


The first fight, some guy thought he was tough, slammed my friends face into a locker when my friend's back was to him after a verbal disagreement.

Since he didn't want to fight fair, I chose not to either and immediately decided to punch him in the face. After my first punch I kept throwing punches at his ribs and he tried running away from me. I managed to wrestle him to the ground and get a few more punches in before the vice principal threw me off of him and promptly suspended me.





The second fight was from a really screwed up situation. I didn't do anything, but the guy that was there was really upset and was just blaming me for a bunch of stuff that I didn't do. He then punched me in the face and almost knocked me out with the one hit.

I told him not to try and hit me again, because at that point, I just wanted to leave. He thought it was an invitation to try and kill me or something. So he threw a second punch and I did what I was taught when someone threw a punch at me. I grabbed his wrist after blocking the punch, twisted his arm around, and snapped his elbow through the other side of his arm.


After the guys wife called the police, both of them lied to the police and I went to jail.

After about 3 hours, the chief of police came by my cell and let me out. Apologizing for the arrest, he explained that the officer prematurely arrested me after not collecting enough eye witness statements and other evidence.


.The first part is believable.

The seconds reeks of Copypasta.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 8:09 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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yaa like 10 not all ended bloody tho.. i usually forced the other guy to shut the -blam!- up before i went full Samoan on his ass!

  • 12.26.2012 8:10 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Cheesusslice
I've been in two fights.

I won both because my dad was spec ops and taught me how to fight, mostly because my parents couldn't afford the martial arts lessons in town that I wanted to take.


The first fight, some guy thought he was tough, slammed my friends face into a locker when my friend's back was to him after a verbal disagreement.

Since he didn't want to fight fair, I chose not to either and immediately decided to punch him in the face. After my first punch I kept throwing punches at his ribs and he tried running away from me. I managed to wrestle him to the ground and get a few more punches in before the vice principal threw me off of him and promptly suspended me.





The second fight was from a really screwed up situation. I didn't do anything, but the guy that was there was really upset and was just blaming me for a bunch of stuff that I didn't do. He then punched me in the face and almost knocked me out with the one hit.

I told him not to try and hit me again, because at that point, I just wanted to leave. He thought it was an invitation to try and kill me or something. So he threw a second punch and I did what I was taught when someone threw a punch at me. I grabbed his wrist after blocking the punch, twisted his arm around, and snapped his elbow through the other side of his arm.


After the guys wife called the police, both of them lied to the police and I went to jail.

After about 3 hours, the chief of police came by my cell and let me out. Apologizing for the arrest, he explained that the officer prematurely arrested me after not collecting enough eye witness statements and other evidence.


.The first part is believable.

The seconds reeks of Copypasta.



The second is real as well.


The only reason the Chief of police came to let me out was because he was a friend of my grandfather when he was chief of police when the current one first joined the department.



  • 12.26.2012 8:17 PM PDT

3 and I was jumped for 2, the 3rd I got sucker punched. They were at school so they got ended pretty fast. I moved a lot when I was living with my mom during the divorce so I've been to 8 schools since kindergardern. I quit moving when my dad got custody a few years ago and haven't been in any fights recently.

  • 12.26.2012 8:36 PM PDT

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  • 12.26.2012 8:37 PM PDT

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Ive been in a few, all with bullies when i was in high school but nevertheless ive been in some.

  • 12.26.2012 8:38 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

Once when I was a freshman about 4 years back. Kid was about 5'4, I was 5'7. I grabbed him by the neck and punched his face and he landed on a lunch table, then pushed him off and punched his face while he was on the ground. We both got suspended but I was excused since he started hit. He didn't even get 1 hit on me.

  • 12.26.2012 8:39 PM PDT

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No, I do not fight but I do defend myself and my friends when necessary.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 8:53 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 8:41 PM PDT

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Well my high school doesn't really have that many bullies (at least to me). I've never been in a situation that requires me fighting someone, but I wouldn't be afraid to cause some serious damage to someone if they threatened my life.

  • 12.26.2012 8:47 PM PDT

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Yes. Now, if the question is whether I won or not, that's a very different answer.

  • 12.26.2012 8:48 PM PDT

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Been in a couple, never lost any. Too many stories, can't be bothered to type any of it out.

  • 12.26.2012 8:49 PM PDT

Does knocking someone to the floor in one punch count? Then probably not no.

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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

yes and i lost :(

  • 12.26.2012 9:05 PM PDT

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If you regularly go for a night out in many of the fine citys of Scotland you are bound to come accross a few people that think theyre solid and want to fight you because you accidently bumped into them or you looked at them a split second too long.
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On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

No, I have virtually no enemies, so no reason to fight. I'm careful never to escalate conflict between me and another person on the rare occasion that it appears at all.

  • 12.26.2012 9:06 PM PDT

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