- Cheesusslice
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Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Posted by: Cheesusslice
I've been in two fights.
I won both because my dad was spec ops and taught me how to fight, mostly because my parents couldn't afford the martial arts lessons in town that I wanted to take.
The first fight, some guy thought he was tough, slammed my friends face into a locker when my friend's back was to him after a verbal disagreement.
Since he didn't want to fight fair, I chose not to either and immediately decided to punch him in the face. After my first punch I kept throwing punches at his ribs and he tried running away from me. I managed to wrestle him to the ground and get a few more punches in before the vice principal threw me off of him and promptly suspended me.
The second fight was from a really screwed up situation. I didn't do anything, but the guy that was there was really upset and was just blaming me for a bunch of stuff that I didn't do. He then punched me in the face and almost knocked me out with the one hit.
I told him not to try and hit me again, because at that point, I just wanted to leave. He thought it was an invitation to try and kill me or something. So he threw a second punch and I did what I was taught when someone threw a punch at me. I grabbed his wrist after blocking the punch, twisted his arm around, and snapped his elbow through the other side of his arm.
After the guys wife called the police, both of them lied to the police and I went to jail.
After about 3 hours, the chief of police came by my cell and let me out. Apologizing for the arrest, he explained that the officer prematurely arrested me after not collecting enough eye witness statements and other evidence.
.The first part is believable.
The seconds reeks of Copypasta.
The second is real as well.
The only reason the Chief of police came to let me out was because he was a friend of my grandfather when he was chief of police when the current one first joined the department.