"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"
Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Check all that apply:
[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!
[] Tell him 0.99999...=1
[] There's a 50/50 chance he'll drown. He either does, or he doesn't.[] debate which fictional universe would win against WWII Russia
[] Ask for girl advice