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Subject: What would a floodian do in this situation?
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Your best friend is drowning, and you cant swim because you lied about being a life guard to look cool. What do?

  • 12.26.2012 6:55 PM PDT

http://dictionary.reference.com/
http://thesaurus.com/
http://grammar.com/

I can swim.

  • 12.26.2012 6:56 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

...Is your friend drowning? "Cause if he is, you should really get off the Flood.

  • 12.26.2012 6:56 PM PDT

Be an atheist douche.

  • 12.26.2012 6:56 PM PDT

go home and pretend this never happened

  • 12.26.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

But... i can swim.
So your situation fails and i win.
ANY FURTHER SUGGESTIONS?

  • 12.26.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: A Forum Cop
I can swim.

  • 12.26.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Do the helicopter while shouting "i love you" in the donald duck voice.

  • 12.26.2012 6:59 PM PDT
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I can swim


THREAD

INVALID

  • 12.26.2012 7:00 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Check all that apply:

[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!

  • 12.26.2012 7:00 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

mfw I'm a former waterpolo player.

  • 12.26.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Check all that apply:

[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!


[] Tell him 0.99999...=1

  • 12.26.2012 7:01 PM PDT


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: A Forum Cop
I can swim.

  • 12.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Check all that apply:

[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!


[] Tell him 0.99999...=1

[] There's a 50/50 chance he'll drown. He either does, or he doesn't.

  • 12.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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Damn it flood! You missed the reference.

  • 12.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.


Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Damn it flood! You missed the reference.

Fap.
We know.

  • 12.26.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Damn it flood! You missed the reference.

Fap.
We know.

No...How do you even get that?

  • 12.26.2012 7:04 PM PDT

The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.

~Kino's Journey


Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Check all that apply:

[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!


[] Tell him 0.99999...=1

[] There's a 50/50 chance he'll drown. He either does, or he doesn't.
[] debate which fictional universe would win against WWII Russia

  • 12.26.2012 7:05 PM PDT

Blackness Confirmed. You've got soul.


The Ultimate Opinion.

Get Larry.

  • 12.26.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.


Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Damn it flood! You missed the reference.

Fap.
We know.

No...How do you even get that?

Wait a minute....



This is a spongebob reference...

  • 12.26.2012 7:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Damn it flood! You missed the reference.

Fap.
We know.

No...How do you even get that?

Wait a minute....



This is a spongebob reference...

Ding Ding Ding.

  • 12.26.2012 7:07 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"


Posted by: DarkJet7

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Check all that apply:

[] Kick him in the balls
[] Do a barrel roll
[] Nuke him from orbit
[] Kill him, kill him with fire!
[] Toast/Envelope method
[] Make a parody thread
[] JOHNCENAJOHNCENAJOHNCENA...
[] Tell him: Murrica!
[] Lets push him over there!
[] Rescue him, and the give him SUPRIZ BUTT SECKS!


[] Tell him 0.99999...=1

[] There's a 50/50 chance he'll drown. He either does, or he doesn't.
[] debate which fictional universe would win against WWII Russia


[] Ask for girl advice

  • 12.26.2012 7:11 PM PDT
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Just say that under normal circumstances you would help him, but you just found out that you're allergic to water.

  • 12.26.2012 7:13 PM PDT

http://bungie.me/sig/noble/Stealth+Fox74.png

Throw him a flotation device

  • 12.26.2012 7:26 PM PDT