Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.
Step Two: Post often.
This should be obvious.
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
This is a must.
Step Six: Don't use memes.
Seriously.
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]