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Subject: Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15
You're just a hipster, Garem. That's all there is to it.

No, I'm not. Hipsters are the ultimate phonies. They change who they are to be different than anyone else. I don't. I just say what I think.

I eat at McDonalds, shop at Walmart, buy COD games...I'm not a hipster by any means.

You are the god of all phonies and hipsters


This one, this one knows the truth.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 5:08 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 5:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gaara444
Maybe not the first page, but this thread has been brought back from the dead on page freakin four. This thread was far beyond the point of no return and you still dragged it back.

Posted by: Garem
That's simply untrue. It's not like the only threads you can respond to are ones on the front page.

And besides, stop white-knighting. It's stupid and annoying.

I stand with NyIan.

  • 12.29.2012 5:08 PM PDT
Subject: Garem's guide to Flood popularity

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

This thread tho.

  • 12.29.2012 5:09 PM PDT
Subject: Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)

Here

  • 12.29.2012 5:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Here

Reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • 12.29.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15
You're just a hipster, Garem. That's all there is to it.

No, I'm not. Hipsters are the ultimate phonies. They change who they are to be different than anyone else. I don't. I just say what I think.

I eat at McDonalds, shop at Walmart, buy COD games...I'm not a hipster by any means.

THAT IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO. Including most of the people you're whining about on the Flood.
Now you're getting it!

Most people do that, hence, most people are phonies!

Syllogism!

  • 12.29.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Here

That's straight-up autistic.

  • 12.29.2012 5:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Here

That's straight-up autistic.

What the hell is your problem with autistic people, (a)sshole...

  • 12.29.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Congratulations Garem, You're now the most popular person on the Flood with only a 14 day old account.

  • 12.29.2012 5:16 PM PDT
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Garem's dastardly plan was to achieve notoriety for himself, not by following his own guide, but by creating it and then going against everything he said. Garem has created quite a convincing persona which has tricked many of you into believing he actually means what he posts. The genius behind this is that he calls everyone else a phony, while he himself has created a false character on the site in which he believes to be the only honest member. This character, this Garem, is seemingly self righteous in his supposed capabilities in the judgement of other people's character. This has gone to infuriate several members of the Flood. By creating a character that invokes such strong emotion in you he has achieved his goal of notoriety. There is hardly a topic that Garem could post in without people jumping at the bit to read what he has to say and then critique every word of it.

  • 12.29.2012 5:17 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

It's good for you.

  • 12.29.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: II Lord Jiggy II
Garem's dastardly plan was to achieve notoriety for himself, not by following his own guide, but by creating it and then going against everything he said. Garem has created quite a convincing persona which has tricked many of you into believing he actually means what he posts. The genius behind this is that he calls everyone else a phony, while he himself has created a false character on the site in which he believes to be the only honest member. This character, this Garem, is seemingly self righteous in his supposed capabilities in the judgement of other people's character. This has gone to infuriate several members of the Flood. By creating a character that invokes such strong emotion in you he has achieved his goal of notoriety. There is hardly a topic that Garem could post in without people jumping at the bit to read what he has to say and then critique every word of it.

How dastardly!

  • 12.29.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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I retract my previous claim that Garem negates everything in his guide. On the contrary, he subtly embodies each and every one of these aspects as part of his created persona.

  • 12.29.2012 5:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: II Lord Jiggy II
I retract my previous claim that Garem negates everything in his guide. On the contrary, he subtly embodies each and every one of these aspects as part of his created persona.

How evil.

  • 12.29.2012 5:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: II Lord Jiggy II
I retract my previous claim that Garem negates everything in his guide. On the contrary, he subtly embodies each and every one of these aspects as part of his created persona.
Sometimes the mask slips.

  • 12.29.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Posted by: II Lord Jiggy II
I retract my previous claim that Garem negates everything in his guide. On the contrary, he subtly embodies each and every one of these aspects as part of his created persona.
Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but this is simply untrue. I'm really surprised at how much blind hatred a simple how-to thread has caused.

  • 12.29.2012 5:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15
You're just a hipster, Garem. That's all there is to it.

No, I'm not. Hipsters are the ultimate phonies. They change who they are to be different than anyone else. I don't. I just say what I think.

I eat at McDonalds, shop at Walmart, buy COD games...I'm not a hipster by any means.

THAT IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO. Including most of the people you're whining about on the Flood.
Now you're getting it!

Most people do that, hence, most people are phonies!

Syllogism!

...

No. You fail again.

Most people do what they want. Say what they think. You are not quite so special a snowflake as you think.

Your attitude is what distinguishes you. You have an inflated sense of self-importance and you hold yourself over other people that aren't all that different from you.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 5:28 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 5:24 PM PDT

So, what will be Garem's new name, here are our options
-Phony
-PhonyKing
-KingofPhonies
-KingPhony
-Germa
-Gheyrem

  • 12.29.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I feel like I'm in 11th grade AP english right now.

  • 12.29.2012 5:26 PM PDT

BAN ALL BRONIES

Garem did u get my pm? Plz respond.

  • 12.29.2012 5:26 PM PDT


Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15
You're just a hipster, Garem. That's all there is to it.

No, I'm not. Hipsters are the ultimate phonies. They change who they are to be different than anyone else. I don't. I just say what I think.

I eat at McDonalds, shop at Walmart, buy COD games...I'm not a hipster by any means.

THAT IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO. Including most of the people you're whining about on the Flood.
Now you're getting it!

Most people do that, hence, most people are phonies!

Syllogism!

...

No. You fail again.

Most people do what they want. Say what they think. You are not quite so special a snowflake as you think.

Your attitude is what distinguishes you. You have an inflated sense of self-importance and you hold yourself over other people that aren't Ben all that different from you.

He just can't take your intelligence compared to his.

  • 12.29.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: car15
You're just a hipster, Garem. That's all there is to it.

No, I'm not. Hipsters are the ultimate phonies. They change who they are to be different than anyone else. I don't. I just say what I think.

I eat at McDonalds, shop at Walmart, buy COD games...I'm not a hipster by any means.

THAT IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO. Including most of the people you're whining about on the Flood.
Now you're getting it!

Most people do that, hence, most people are phonies!

Syllogism!

...

No. You fail again.

Most people do what they want. Say what they think. You are not quite so special a snowflake as you think.

Your attitude is what distinguishes you. You have an inflated sense of self-importance and you hold yourself over other people that aren't all that different from you.

This is untrue. People mold their opinions to meet social criteria. See my "Mostly everyone on this forum is a phony" thread.

  • 12.29.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garem
Posted by: II Lord Jiggy II
I retract my previous claim that Garem negates everything in his guide. On the contrary, he subtly embodies each and every one of these aspects as part of his created persona.
Sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but this is simply untrue. I'm really surprised at how much blind hatred a simple how-to thread has caused.

I have no qualms with you. On the contrary, I am actually quite amused by what you have done. But, I must argue with your point. Whether you recognize it or not, you do embody your guide. The more you disagree with this assertion, the more your notoriety will grow.

  • 12.29.2012 5:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lethal Hobo 475

This thread is a cancer.


dear god it is...

  • 12.29.2012 5:30 PM PDT

Garem must be added to the Flood timeline. As biggest phony in the world joins The Flood

  • 12.29.2012 5:35 PM PDT