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Subject: Garem's guide to Flood popularity
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to paramedics. Trust me, I'm a pilot.


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: UphillMercury

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: UphillMercury
OP, how did you "own" me, when, in reality, you said nothing to support your argument? If you can't come up with something approaching reasonable thought, then you can't say your argument is supported.

I was just joking around with that section.


A joke implies humor, which, in this case, is nonexistent. Coupled with the fact that it adds absolutely no discussion value to the thread, the entire section reflects poorly on you, the user. If you want to improve your boundless, overflowing popularity, then you probably do not want to go about it this way. If you want to continue with your attention-seeking, however, bear in mind you won't garner the positive attention you crave by these means.

I guess our senses of humor are different. I made it to make fun of all the people in this forum who always insist "oh, I owned u with that commet bro!! get beat!!1"

If you didn't like it, you didn't have to post.


I personally have never seen this sort of behaviour from any user. Quite frankly, most of the users are at the age where insulting each other and making overall idiots of themselves online is not at the forefront of their minds. I've had this account for over a year, a previous account before that, have been consistently active during that time, and have not met any user who has found jokes of that nature to be funny.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:20 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:19 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: UphillMercury
I personally have never seen this sort of behaviour from any user. Quite frankly, most of the users are at the age where insulting each other and making overall idiots of ourselves online is not at the forefront of their minds. I've had this account for over a year, a previous account before that, have been consistently active during that time, and have not met any user who has found jokes of that nature to be funny.

I've just never seen any Floodian under the age of mentally functioning to make any comments like that, let alone anyone find them funny.

  • 12.27.2012 12:20 PM PDT

Posted by: UphillMercury
I personally have never seen this sort of behaviour from any user. Quite frankly, most of the users are at the age where insulting each other and making overall idiots of ourselves online is not at the forefront of their minds. I've had this account for over a year, a previous account before that, have been consistently active during that time, and have not met any user who has found jokes of that nature to be funny.

Really? We must be posting in different threads, then. I see that all the time. I guess I'll take out that section from the OP.

  • 12.27.2012 12:20 PM PDT
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Hmmm.... I've only ever followed step 2 and 4 and I'm known for my RPs.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:25 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:25 PM PDT

Haha, step seven is funny... and oddly, you are so right.

  • 12.27.2012 12:27 PM PDT

Pass the controller bro

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  • 12.27.2012 12:27 PM PDT
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Why should I listen to you? You're nothing more then a huge phony.

  • 12.27.2012 12:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Divine Silence

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Divine Silence
Still bumping this thread I see. We're not so different.

You're a horrible goddam troll. I'm just expressing my viewpoints. We're different.

And a note on this thread: I don't really care about popularity, I just made this thread as a fun little break from my serious threads. I don't understand the people that are getting mad over it.

Nah, we're different forms of the exact same thing. Keep belittling the scum that is the flood. We both hate them.

I hate what they choose to be, but there's still hope to change them.

  • 12.27.2012 12:31 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

>Implying 2 2012 accounts know anything about The Flood
>"B-b-but my other account has been here for years! I know what I'm talking about!"
>Shiggity

  • 12.27.2012 12:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Divine Silence

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Divine Silence

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Divine Silence
Still bumping this thread I see. We're not so different.

You're a horrible goddam troll. I'm just expressing my viewpoints. We're different.

And a note on this thread: I don't really care about popularity, I just made this thread as a fun little break from my serious threads. I don't understand the people that are getting mad over it.

Nah, we're different forms of the exact same thing. Keep belittling the scum that is the flood. We both hate them.

I hate what they choose to be, but there's still hope to change them.

There's no hope for them. Just look at them, when you do try to help, they call you a troll. When you like popular things, you're a troll. When you ask them about a social life, you'll be hit with dumb memes. No hope.

  • 12.27.2012 12:41 PM PDT
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Garem, I have to agree with Divine Silence (Rose). There's no hope for the Flood. Period.

The immaturity level of the majority of the people on here will just go up if you try to help them.

  • 12.27.2012 12:42 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Your guide is encouraging people to break the rules, please stop.

  • 12.27.2012 12:44 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Deadlights911
Garem, I have to agree with Divine Silence (Rose). There's no hope for the Flood. Period.

The immaturity level of the majority of the people on here will just go up if you try to help them.

It's not to say that you are all wrong, but, you are all wrong. The Flood (and prior to that, Zanzibar) has done pretty well for itself. It has survived a long, colorful history. And if you all truly do believe that it can't be changed, why are you even attempting to do anything? All you can do is worry about your own little world here in the internet.

  • 12.27.2012 12:46 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.


Posted by: CrazyT
Why should I listen to you, when I don't even know you?

Let alone heard of.

OP is attempting to become popular with his "how to become popular thread".

  • 12.27.2012 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Deadlights911
Garem, I have to agree with Divine Silence (Rose). There's no hope for the Flood. Period.

The immaturity level of the majority of the people on here will just go up if you try to help them.

It's not to say that you are all wrong, but, you are all wrong. The Flood (and prior to that, Zanzibar) has done pretty well for itself. It has survived a long, colorful history. And if you all truly do believe that it can't be changed, why are you even attempting to do anything? All you can do is worry about your own little world here in the internet.


Did I say I was attempting to change the Flood? No, I didn't.

Also, I'm just talking about the status quo and how it will never change on here.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:51 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:51 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

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OP is obviously a troll.

  • 12.27.2012 12:55 PM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

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Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Reported for inciting others to break Bnet rules ("Step three")

  • 12.27.2012 12:59 PM PDT

Posted by: MetalxTongue
Your guide is encouraging people to break the rules, please stop.

Please don't white-knight all over the place. You misunderstand the purpose of my guide.

  • 12.27.2012 3:21 PM PDT
Subject: Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated)

Updated with step eight.

  • 12.28.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Are you serious...

  • 12.28.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: Garem
Updated with step eight.
You're still missing the "be petitminou" step.

  • 12.28.2012 3:30 PM PDT

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: Garem
Updated with step eight.
You're still missing the "be petitminou" step.

0/10

reported

  • 12.28.2012 3:32 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: Garem
Updated with step eight.
You're still missing the "be petitminou" step.

0/10

reported

That's not nice. He was giving you friendly advice.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 3:34 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 3:33 PM PDT