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Have you ever gone out of your way to lay a firm reminder, or playful slap across the buttocks of a creature? If not, to what lengths would you go to administer the spank?

Let's look at this guy for example. He's quite enthusiastic about achieving the spank.

  • 12.26.2012 8:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Yeah.

Your mom didn't really seem to like it, though

  • 12.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

InB4Furries

  • 12.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Sounds like a fun pastime.

  • 12.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

I'd like to spank you with my animal.......

  • 12.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


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InB4Furries

I honestly came in here thinking this.

  • 12.26.2012 8:57 PM PDT

I've given my dogs a little slap on the bottom before and yelled at them... but it was hardly a spank because they are too cute and I love them too much to actually be mad at them lol.

  • 12.26.2012 8:58 PM PDT

Octavia is best pony.

No. My various fetishes never cross over like that.

  • 12.26.2012 8:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Elegiac
Let's look at this guy for example.

What a jackass.

  • 12.26.2012 8:58 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

I've never had to slap my guinea pigs.

That sounds like an innuendo, but it's not, I swear.

  • 12.26.2012 8:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Teh_Zoid
Yeah.

Your mom didn't really seem to like it, though
it's because you have teh super-AIDS

  • 12.26.2012 9:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Teh_Zoid
Yeah.

Your mom didn't really seem to like it, though
it's because you have teh super-AIDS
Well, I thought it was my herpes, but that could also be it

  • 12.26.2012 9:05 PM PDT

I think I'm the only person so far who has posted anything serious / relevant to the OP :/

  • 12.26.2012 9:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Teh_Zoid

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Teh_Zoid
Yeah.

Your mom didn't really seem to like it, though
it's because you have teh super-AIDS
Well, I thought it was my herpes, but that could also be it
An STD should be a badge of honour, not a mark of shame, you've just gotta jump back in there and teach her some respect for others

  • 12.26.2012 9:07 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

wtf

  • 12.26.2012 9:08 PM PDT
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Die Hard MkIV Toyota Supra Fan
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OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Fun fact: Cats are masochists. Queens (female cats) physically can't ovulate unless they feel pain.

  • 12.26.2012 9:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


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Posted by: Teh_Zoid

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Teh_Zoid
Yeah.

Your mom didn't really seem to like it, though
it's because you have teh super-AIDS
Well, I thought it was my herpes, but that could also be it
An STD should be a badge of honour, not a mark of shame, you've just gotta jump back in there and teach her some respect for others
Will do!

Sir, I'm gonna go finish this fight!

  • 12.26.2012 9:10 PM PDT
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this is the first original thread i've seen in a long time

grats, op

[Edited on 12.26.2012 9:11 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 9:10 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

What did I just watch...

  • 12.26.2012 9:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: WyIdfyre
Fun fact: Cats are masochists. Queens (female cats) physically can't ovulate unless they feel pain.
I'm the same way with taking a crap.

  • 12.26.2012 9:13 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Are those Canadian Rednecks? Did he apologize to the moose later? Did they share stories of their spanking conquests at Tim Hortons? Why couldn't the geese just fly them to Mordor?

So many questions.

OT: When it came to disciplining dogs, a firm "no" sufficed. Nothing..."playful"...that sounds a bit creepy but is likely what you were going for. So for that, good job, OP.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 9:24 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
Are those Canadian Rednecks? Did he apologize to the moose later? Did they share stories of their spanking conquests at Tim Hortons? Why couldn't the geese just fly them to Mordor?

So many questions.

OT: When it came to disciplining dogs, a firm "no" sufficed. Nothing..."playful"...that sounds a bit creepy but is likely what you were going for. So for that, good job, OP.
Cute post. A certain little Underdog has just earned themselves a playful spank.

*slap*

See? That happened in context. Nothing suss.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 9:28 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 9:28 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

:|

  • 12.26.2012 9:29 PM PDT
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Please don't press charges, I've been in and out of court the last five years already for harassment.

  • 12.26.2012 9:33 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect

Lawlz-O-Meter = OVER 9,000!

  • 12.26.2012 9:39 PM PDT