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Subject: Worst Time To Be Turned ON?

Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…

I think it is when conferencing with an authority, maybe trying to get promoted or something like that. Those dirty thoughts. Ew, But also Meh and most of the time Yay!

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Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

When you are sitting down in a room full of young children reading a story.

  • 12.26.2012 9:21 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

When my fiance is mad at me.

  • 12.26.2012 9:21 PM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Church, I suppose.

  • 12.26.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

During sex.

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Any time you're supposed to be concentrating.

  • 12.26.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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Public speaking or during a test.

  • 12.26.2012 9:22 PM PDT

BAN ALL BRONIES

During school/class. I say this from experience. Lol. (luckily i have never been caught)

  • 12.26.2012 9:23 PM PDT

Thanksgiving Dinner.

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Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

In swimming trunks.

Wet swimming trunks.

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  • 12.26.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

When the doc is examining your testicles.

  • 12.26.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

In a room filled with children.

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When your grandson is sitting on your lap.

  • 12.26.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

After taking a nap in the car wearing basketball shorts with your cousin driving.

  • 12.26.2012 9:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Sgt Drifter
When the doc is examining your testicles.

I lol'd.

  • 12.26.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hunter S7
During school/class. I say this from experience. Lol. (luckily i have never been caught)



LoL same, but I was caught luckily by my friend. (I denied it of course.) I usually tie my shoe ir put my books down low.

  • 12.26.2012 9:27 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Anytime you are going to -blam!- with your gf for 12 hours nonstop after work or school.

Just the thought of her laying on the bed with her eyes wide open and her mouth watering while her bare body sweats and grips the bed in antici-


Oh....and on the flood

  • 12.26.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.

During a funeral.

  • 12.26.2012 9:29 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

When my batteries are low.

  • 12.26.2012 9:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Tha Mute Spitta

Your name and coup avatar make me like you.

OT: When you tell someone you like there user name and coup avatar.

  • 12.26.2012 9:30 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

During family time. When you're in the middle of the room with a majority of your family, with most of them being women... And then your mother asks you to fetch her a tissue for her runny nose.


Oh God.

  • 12.26.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.


Posted by: jaythenerdkid
During a funeral.
lol nice.

  • 12.26.2012 9:31 PM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach


Posted by: CrazyT
Church, I suppose.


this a billion times. having a boner while walking from choir makes you look REAL bad. trust me.

  • 12.26.2012 9:32 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

School, especially when being called on.
I've never been caught, though.

  • 12.26.2012 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: jaythenerdkid
During a funeral.


What if the deceased was an adult film actor? Wouldn't that just be a fitting tribute?

  • 12.26.2012 9:32 PM PDT

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