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Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

*Pulls out assassin tomahawk*

Ive trained decades for this day. Ive trained in the ancient ways to get in a bar fight over fifty dollars. Now that time has come.

Draw your weapon, elite!
I've gone through anger management classes, maybe you should do the same...

  • 12.27.2012 12:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Anyone want a *hic* haircut?

Damn, this alien liquor is good.

Never mind the *hic* fact that I am have lost all vision in my left eye...



Do you have a license?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

For the rocket launcher? I'll have you know I went on a -blam!- killing spree for five years after the war ended! I wasn't even asked!


What war was that?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

World war... 2? Maybe... I'm a bit *hic* fuzzy...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was world war 2. What year is it?

  • 12.27.2012 12:13 AM PDT


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Motions Brady towards the blonde*
I'll make sure you two get some privacy. Please, do enjoy my friend.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Go ahead. And don't forget the Sangheili liquor crate on the table there, give it to Vien on your way.

Speaking of that, It's time to give the little Thai babe seconds...


Thank you both kindly. I'll see you on the other side, friends.

  • 12.27.2012 12:13 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:14 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:14 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Anyone want a *hic* haircut?

Damn, this alien liquor is good.

Never mind the *hic* fact that I am have lost all vision in my left eye...



Do you have a license?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

For the rocket launcher? I'll have you know I went on a -blam!- killing spree for five years after the war ended! I wasn't even asked!


What war was that?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

World war... 2? Maybe... I'm a bit *hic* fuzzy...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was world war 2. What year is it?



*Looks at wrist*

I don't have a calendar.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

So, what got you in the mercenary business?

  • 12.27.2012 12:16 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

  • 12.27.2012 12:16 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

But all that training? I have to fight someone in a bar. Its like my destiny.
I'll fight when I find someone worthy enough, you are only a pest in my eyes. My size 17 hoof can go pretty far up your arse and out the other end.

  • 12.27.2012 12:16 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Okay guys Ive patched things up with vien and Im in desperate need of a haircut. I mean look at this. Terrible.. Any good barbers?


Is decapitation good?

  • 12.27.2012 12:17 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Okay guys Ive patched things up with vien and Im in desperate need of a haircut. I mean look at this. Terrible.. Any good barbers?


Just down the road, open 24 hours, great place.

  • 12.27.2012 12:18 AM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

Ah, that would be perfect!. Just make sure she has a nice...rump.

  • 12.27.2012 12:18 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

But all that training? I have to fight someone in a bar. Its like my destiny.
I'll fight when I find someone worthy enough, you are only a pest in my eyes. My size 17 hoof can go pretty far up your arse and out the other end.


I'm pretty sure your pecker could do the same, and I'm not talking about birds!

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.27.2012 12:18 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

Ah, that would be perfect!. Just make sure she has a nice...rump.

This way, please!
*Turkish girl with green eyes appears, with luscious brown, wavy hair*

  • 12.27.2012 12:20 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

But all that training? I have to fight someone in a bar. Its like my destiny.
I'll fight when I find someone worthy enough, you are only a pest in my eyes. My size 17 hoof can go pretty far up your arse and out the other end.


Wait aren't those feet clawed? if so that's REALLY gonna hurt.

  • 12.27.2012 12:21 AM PDT
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Posted by deadlyfluffball



*Looks at wrist*

I don't have a calendar.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

So, what got you in the mercenary business?

Apparently my little fiasco in Germany got me noticed enough to join the ranks of 8 other men fighting it out in a desert over some gravel pits and basins... Said something about it being 'for my own *hic* protection.'

  • 12.27.2012 12:22 AM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

Ah, that would be perfect!. Just make sure she has a nice...rump.

This way, please!
*Turkish girl with green eyes appears, with luscious brown, wavy hair*

Ah, a fine specimen indeed.

  • 12.27.2012 12:23 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

I can easily take on one sangheili. I took on five of you guys in my sleep. What my good friend master chief taught me is you gotta stick em man. Stick em good.
I'm impressed...you have friends.

  • 12.27.2012 12:23 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Wait aren't those feet clawed? if so that's REALLY gonna hurt.
Are you mad? My feet have toes...You must be thinking of the Turians, they have sharp toes...and beaks which are meant for smooching.

  • 12.27.2012 12:24 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

Ah, that would be perfect!. Just make sure she has a nice...rump.

This way, please!
*Turkish girl with green eyes appears, with luscious brown, wavy hair*


*steps out of a door blushing red* Alright, now for the furry..*notices a buxom giggly brazilian with an amazing ass in another room*

Why not her? she hasn't had someone in there with her...

Also, do you want to know how we get these lovelies in this back room?

  • 12.27.2012 12:25 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Posted by deadlyfluffball



*Looks at wrist*

I don't have a calendar.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

So, what got you in the mercenary business?

Apparently my little fiasco in Germany got me noticed enough to join the ranks of 8 other men fighting it out in a desert over some gravel pits and basins... Said something about it being 'for my own *hic* protection.'


Neat, I just like shooting and cutting things. But didn't want people to tell me what to shoot or stab.

So here I am, crashing into places and taking contracts on the side.

  • 12.27.2012 12:26 AM PDT