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Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Wait aren't those feet clawed? if so that's REALLY gonna hurt.
Are you mad? My feet have toes...You must be thinking of the Turians, they have sharp toes...and beaks which are meant for smooching.


no just wondering, or thinking of Ripa 'Moramee who appeared to have clawed toes, or both rather.

No I'm not mad.

  • 12.27.2012 12:26 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Well, her and I were talking about when I am off work later, and ugh..

  • 12.27.2012 12:26 AM PDT
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Well, I joined up with Mann co. because they give me hats. I have a thing for hats.

I'm so drunk I failed the quote...

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:28 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:27 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Eh chief is a quiet guy but hes cool once you get past the fact that he can easily kill you in 575 different ways.
Did you meet him in your dreams?

  • 12.27.2012 12:27 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

I can easily take on one sangheili. I took on five of you guys in my sleep. What my good friend master chief taught me is you gotta stick em man. Stick em good.
I'm impressed...you have friends.


Eh chief is a quiet guy but hes cool once you get past the fact that he can easily kill you in 575 different ways.


I find him terribly bland, all tactical and serious.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

I prefer killing people while making witty puns and laughing manically.

Also using the bodies as a camp fire to make the best marshmallows around.

  • 12.27.2012 12:28 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Well, her and I were talking about when I am off work later, and ugh..


D'oh whatever. It's alright, I'm cool.

  • 12.27.2012 12:28 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, the next few minutes are going to be rather stressful with that fight. Get me an old fashioned Mr. Crawford, and put in a bit of that Sangheili liquor for an extra kick.

*pokes my head out of the backroom*
Jake, prescribe this man a beautiful woman too while you're at it!

Ah, that would be perfect!. Just make sure she has a nice...rump.

This way, please!
*Turkish girl with green eyes appears, with luscious brown, wavy hair*


*steps out of a door blushing red* Alright, now for the furry..*notices a buxom giggly brazilian with an amazing ass in another room*

Why not her? she hasn't had someone in there with her...

Also, do you want to know how we get these lovelies in this back room?

Yes, inform me, but first...

*Faints from blue balls overload from seeing Brazilian girl.*

  • 12.27.2012 12:30 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Well, I joined up with Mann co. because they give me hats. I have a thing for hats.

I'm so drunk I failed the quote...


Neat.

I just go planet to planet most of the time, no real goals. No permanent jobs, nothing holding me back and such.

  • 12.27.2012 12:32 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Yes, inform me, but first...

*Faints from blue balls overload from seeing Brazilian girl.*


*helps you back up while whispering in your ear*

They find us, we don't find them, they volunteer to be here cuz they want to give the "services" they give, we pay them real good but none of them seem to care.

  • 12.27.2012 12:32 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

ooga booga boooh

*Jacob brings out a bottle of Appelton rhum*
*Lines the bar with 10 glasses, spritzes coke in each*

Gentlemen, I propose a toast to us, The floodian bar.

*raises glass*

  • 12.27.2012 12:33 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Jacob brings out a bottle of Appelton rhum*
*Lines the bar with 10 glasses, spritzes coke in each*

Gentlemen, I propose a toast to us, The floodian bar.

*raises glass*


*also raises glass* to the night club an all it's fun times

  • 12.27.2012 12:34 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

I can easily take on one sangheili. I took on five of you guys in my sleep. What my good friend master chief taught me is you gotta stick em man. Stick em good.
I'm impressed...you have friends.


Eh chief is a quiet guy but hes cool once you get past the fact that he can easily kill you in 575 different ways.


I find him terribly bland, all tactical and serious.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

I prefer killing people while making witty puns and laughing manically.

Also using the bodies as a camp fire to make the best marshmallows around.


Eh true. Did you know he could sing?


No joke?

I didn't think that sociopathic robotic killing machine had a musical bone in his genetically enhanced body!

  • 12.27.2012 12:34 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Yes, inform me, but first...

*Faints from blue balls overload from seeing Brazilian girl.*


*helps you back up while whispering in your ear*

They find us, we don't find them, they volunteer to be here cuz they want to give the "services" they give, we pay them real good but none of them seem to care.

Well... *grunts*... do you mind if I go somewhere private with her to help her with that volunteer work?

  • 12.27.2012 12:35 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Jacob brings out a bottle of Appelton rhum*
*Lines the bar with 10 glasses, spritzes coke in each*

Gentlemen, I propose a toast to us, The floodian bar.

*raises glass*


*also raises glass* to the night club an all it's fun times


*Raises Space whisky*

Hooray for late night drinking!

  • 12.27.2012 12:35 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Yes, inform me, but first...

*Faints from blue balls overload from seeing Brazilian girl.*


*helps you back up while whispering in your ear*

They find us, we don't find them, they volunteer to be here cuz they want to give the "services" they give, we pay them real good but none of them seem to care.

Well... *grunts*... do you mind if I go somewhere private with her to help her with that volunteer work?


go right ahead. It's not like she's doing it for work experience or anything, most are here cuz it's fun and not even work.

Now about that furry...*goes to the furry's room and locks the door tight*

  • 12.27.2012 12:37 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Same here. But you never really know a guy until you get to know him.


Never judge a book I guess.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.27.2012 12:38 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Yes, inform me, but first...

*Faints from blue balls overload from seeing Brazilian girl.*


*helps you back up while whispering in your ear*

They find us, we don't find them, they volunteer to be here cuz they want to give the "services" they give, we pay them real good but none of them seem to care.

Well... *grunts*... do you mind if I go somewhere private with her to help her with that volunteer work?


go right ahead. It's not like she's doing it for work experience or anything, most are here cuz it's fun and not even work.

Now about that furry...*goes to the furry's room and locks the door tight*

*Goes into private room with Brazilian girl*

*Puts brazzers to shame.*

  • 12.27.2012 12:39 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Tender, I require a strong brew...with a bit of sweetness.

  • 12.27.2012 12:39 AM PDT
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I aim to please.

drunk furries are a threat

  • 12.27.2012 12:40 AM PDT