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Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?
You had a phallic organ to begin with?

  • 12.27.2012 12:44 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Tender, I require a strong brew...with a bit of sweetness.

*Grabs a bottle of Peche Mortel*
This 9% ale will do
Or are we wanting something harder?

  • 12.27.2012 12:45 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?
You had a phallic organ to begin with?


Gotta wonder, what method do you guys use for this kind of booze, brewing? fermentation? and what plants and ingredients do you guys use?

  • 12.27.2012 12:46 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: jacob crawford

*Grabs a bottle of Peche Mortel*
This 9% ale will do
Or are we wanting something harder?
The hardest you got.
*He taps his claws on the counter as he glances at the emptied room.*

I do not have much time left, I hate sleeping in public.

  • 12.27.2012 12:47 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)
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Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Well, I joined up with Mann co. because they give me hats. I have a thing for hats.

I'm so drunk I failed the quote...


Neat.

I just go planet to planet most of the time, no real goals. No permanent jobs, nothing holding me back and such.

Well, the incoming tide of robots has given me a bit more to do... I don't get out a whole lot.

  • 12.27.2012 12:47 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

I understand,sir

*Grabs key from pocket*
*Opens steel cabinet*
*Grabs 80% Russian proof Vodka*
This might just do.

  • 12.27.2012 12:48 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Gotta wonder, what method do you guys use for this kind of booze, brewing? fermentation? and what plants and ingredients do you guys use?
We usually have the Kig-Yar and Unggoy making our beverages and tending to out crops...ask one of them?

  • 12.27.2012 12:49 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?
You had a phallic organ to begin with?


No. It just grew. How do I change back?
I met a man who had five members once, he told me his condoms fit on like a glove.

  • 12.27.2012 12:50 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?
You had a phallic organ to begin with?


Gotta wonder, what method do you guys use for this kind of booze, brewing? fermentation? and what plants and ingredients do you guys use?


All that but in space. With alien ingredients. Thats why I have two penors now isnt it vien? Say admiral is that cute blonde over there still taken?


Maybe, haven't heard from the guy in a while but we got plenty others, a bunch of the girls are blond, just go down and pick who you want

  • 12.27.2012 12:51 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Well, I joined up with Mann co. because they give me hats. I have a thing for hats.

I'm so drunk I failed the quote...


Neat.

I just go planet to planet most of the time, no real goals. No permanent jobs, nothing holding me back and such.

Well, the incoming tide of robots has given me a bit more to do... I don't get out a whole lot.


I don't like fighting robots too much, I like to see the light go out of peoples eyes.

And I love that satisfying sound parting skin and exploding limbs make.

  • 12.27.2012 12:51 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?
You had a phallic organ to begin with?


No. It just grew. How do I change back?
I met a man who had five members once, he told me his condoms fit on like a glove.


Did he just wear those plastic surgical gloves then?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.27.2012 12:52 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Gotta wonder, what method do you guys use for this kind of booze, brewing? fermentation? and what plants and ingredients do you guys use?
We usually have the Kig-Yar and Unggoy making our beverages and tending to out crops...ask one of them?


Well ok, or I could ask the guy who brought the liquor, he says the best stuff is hand crafted by Sangheili and fermented for about 40 earth years before being sold, which is what he brought, and MAN was he right.

  • 12.27.2012 12:54 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99


Did teh ladies want his dicks?
Err, no.

  • 12.27.2012 12:55 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Vien your sangheili beer made me a grow a second penor. What's the meaning of this?[/quote]You had a phallic organ to begin with?[/quote]

Gotta wonder, what method do you guys use for this kind of booze, brewing? fermentation? and what plants and ingredients do you guys use?[/quote]

All that but in space. With alien ingredients. Thats why I have two penors now isnt it vien? Say admiral is that cute blonde over there still taken?


Maybe, haven't heard from the guy in a while but we got plenty others, a bunch of the girls are blond, just go down and pick who you want


Havent done this in years, admiral. Do women dig native american assassins? Hows my hair look?


Thy honestly don't care what you are as long as you are both happy. and your hair is nice.

  • 12.27.2012 12:55 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

*crawls out of the back room, disheveled, and giggles are heard from the room as I shut the door*
I love this place. What have I missed? Oh, and she's all yours, Connor. Enjoy, my friend.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:57 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:56 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
*crawls out of the back room, disheveled, and giggles are heard from the room as I shut the door*
I love this place. What have I missed?


Quite a bit actually. but it was worth it wasn't it.

  • 12.27.2012 12:57 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Well ok, or I could ask the guy who brought the liquor, he says the best stuff is hand crafted by Sangheili and fermented for about 40 earth years before being sold, which is what he brought, and MAN was he right.

*He nods and slowly stands, pushing the chair aside.*

I believe it is time for my departure, I'm afraid of being slaughtered in my sleep.

*After giving a subtle wave, he makes his way to the door.*

  • 12.27.2012 12:57 AM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

*Bursts out of private room covered in an assortment of bodily fluids*

Damn... *pant* fine ass.

  • 12.27.2012 12:57 AM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a Sangheili Specialty drink!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Bursts out of private room covered in an assortment of bodily fluids*

Damn... *pant* fine ass.



I didn't know beastality was allowed on these forums.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 12:59 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 12:59 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

*Jacob tosses suit jacket over shoulder*

Well, my Floodians, it has been a pleasure serving you ales and spirits this evening. I hope to bar tend for you again. We shall do this again at some point!

*Exists to the windy streets*

  • 12.27.2012 1:00 AM PDT