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Subject: The Floodian Night Club

ooga booga boooh

*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?

  • 12.26.2012 10:33 PM PDT


Posted by: brandorobot
For the floodian that can't step foot in an actual night club.

Come one come all.


That damn legal drinking age...

  • 12.26.2012 10:33 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: jacobwseibers
*Slams hands on bar table. Where is my barrel of Sake?*


Will that be hot or cold sake, sir? Apologies on the wait, my man.

  • 12.26.2012 10:33 PM PDT

Farseer Lusty: thoughts?
gallowsCalibrator: Like I said, I was incorrect.
Posted by: Phantom5niper
Oh NO its locked gamer your are retarded.

Posted by: Vien
Posted by: MacrabreMonster
<3
<3 <3 The Sangheili have two hearts...

AT NIGHT~!

  • 12.26.2012 10:33 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacobwseibers
*Slams hands on bar table. Where is my barrel of Sake?*


*A bartender brings you a barrel of high quality Sake* "Here you are, sorry about the wait" He says "It's on the house"

  • 12.26.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: jacobwseibers
*Slams hands on bar table. Where is my barrel of Sake?*


Will that be hot or cold sake, sir? Apologies on the wait, my man.

*Cold, Drinks my barrel of Sake in the corner.*

  • 12.26.2012 10:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?


Scotch on the rocks with a twist for me.

  • 12.26.2012 10:35 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?


*shuffles cards*

It's Texas Hold'em. 9's are wild. $50 buy in, $5 and $10 small and big blinds.

You in?

  • 12.26.2012 10:35 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?

Don't give Vien alcohol. Sangheili biochemistry isn't compatible with it.

  • 12.26.2012 10:36 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

I have a feeling that if Cortana wore pants they'd be mom je-

*runs for deviantart club across the street*

  • 12.26.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?

Don't give Vien alcohol. Sangheili biochemistry isn't compatible with it.


Last time I checked they just don't get drunk, their livers and blood don't absorb it.

  • 12.26.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

*Half drunk..hehe Vien come over here..I have some Sake for you.*

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?

Don't give Vien alcohol. Sangheili biochemistry isn't compatible with it.

  • 12.26.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?


*shuffles cards*

It's Texas Hold'em. 9's are wild. $50 buy in, $5 and $10 small and big blinds.

You in?

Might I watch you gentlemen play?

  • 12.26.2012 10:37 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: FIREBALL1999

*Double of Glendfiddy with twist*
And here you are sir


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Much appreciated, sir, but I have bar tending matters to attend to. Mighty kind, but a man has to earn his keep before he can play.

Might I interest you in a drink, sir?

  • 12.26.2012 10:38 PM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Ah, good evening gentlemen, how is everyone doing tonight?

*finishes chocolate milk*

I've been better.

Well, whats bothering you?

*Hands over something stronger than chocolate milk.*


Thanks.

*leans back in chair*

It all started earlier today. I was walking down the street, on my way to work. Suddenly, across the street, a young women tripped and fell over. I jogged over to help her up. When I did, I got a good look at her face for the first time.

She was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.

We stared at each other for a moment, until she saw that her handkerchief was still on the ground. She asked me to pick it up with a voice that could sooth a hurricane. Gentlemanly, I obliged and reach down, when disaster struck. My spaghetti slipped out of my pocket and landed all over her shoes. Worse, as I fumbled to pick it up, the tomato sauce spilled out of my shirt pocket. Incredibly embarrassed, I opened my briefcase, took out my fork, and began to hurriedly eat it up. But the damage had been done. She ran off, without a glance back at me.

  • 12.26.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?


*shuffles cards*

It's Texas Hold'em. 9's are wild. $50 buy in, $5 and $10 small and big blinds.

You in?

Might I watch you gentlemen play?


Just sit at the table and watch. No going behind anyone.

You can cut

*puts deck in front of darthnilhilus97*

  • 12.26.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

*Double of Glendfiddy with twist*
And here you are sir


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Much appreciated, sir, but I have bar tending matters to attend to. Mighty kind, but a man has to earn his keep before he can play.

Might I interest you in a drink, sir?
Oh, yes please.

Your best scotch, on the rocks, with just a splash of soda water.

  • 12.26.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*He lifts his head and pulls out a gold-silver alloy coin.*

Is this enough?

  • 12.26.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: jacob crawford
*Comes to the table with Vien, Charlie and Fireball*

What'll it be, gents?


*shuffles cards*

It's Texas Hold'em. 9's are wild. $50 buy in, $5 and $10 small and big blinds.

You in?

Might I watch you gentlemen play?


Just sit at the table and watch. No going behind anyone.

You can cut

*puts deck in front of darthnilhilus97*


*Hovers over the Shoulder of Charlie, hes cheating*

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:41 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:40 PM PDT
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*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:41 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: jacobwseibers
*Hovers over the Shoulder of Charlie, hes cheating*


That'd be quite a feat if I were cheating before I even dealt the cards...

*points pistol at jacobwseibers*

Now go stand over there like a good boy. Its rude to look over your elders shoulders.

  • 12.26.2012 10:42 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Puts unknown dissolving pill in drink when they weren't looking*

  • 12.26.2012 10:42 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.

  • 12.26.2012 10:43 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Ah, good evening gentlemen, how is everyone doing tonight?

*finishes chocolate milk*

I've been better.

Well, whats bothering you?

*Hands over something stronger than chocolate milk.*


Thanks.

*leans back in chair*

It all started earlier today. I was walking down the street, on my way to work. Suddenly, across the street, a young women tripped and fell over. I jogged over to help her up. When I did, I got a good look at her face for the first time.

She was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.

We stared at each other for a moment, until she saw that her handkerchief was still on the ground. She asked me to pick it up with a voice that could sooth a hurricane. Gentlemanly, I obliged and reach down, when disaster struck. My spaghetti slipped out of my pocket and landed all over her shoes. Worse, as I fumbled to pick it up, the tomato sauce spilled out of my shirt pocket. Incredibly embarrassed, I opened my briefcase, took out my fork, and began to hurriedly eat it up. But the damage had been done. She ran off, without a glance back at me.

While it was rather peculiar of you to have spaghetti in your pocket, her running off was completely uncalled for. I sympathize with you friend.

  • 12.26.2012 10:43 PM PDT

Posted by: SwizZz Gambino
gogurt us just yogurt


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Posted by: brandorobot
For the floodian that can't step foot in an actual night club.

Come one come all.


That damn legal drinking age...
lolPeople who care about the legal age

  • 12.26.2012 10:43 PM PDT