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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Posted by: TedToaster22
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Posted by: TedToaster22
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Ah, good evening gentlemen, how is everyone doing tonight?
*finishes chocolate milk*
I've been better.
Well, whats bothering you?
*Hands over something stronger than chocolate milk.*
Thanks.
*leans back in chair*
It all started earlier today. I was walking down the street, on my way to work. Suddenly, across the street, a young women tripped and fell over. I jogged over to help her up. When I did, I got a good look at her face for the first time.
She was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.
We stared at each other for a moment, until she saw that her handkerchief was still on the ground. She asked me to pick it up with a voice that could sooth a hurricane. Gentlemanly, I obliged and reach down, when disaster struck. My spaghetti slipped out of my pocket and landed all over her shoes. Worse, as I fumbled to pick it up, the tomato sauce spilled out of my shirt pocket. Incredibly embarrassed, I opened my briefcase, took out my fork, and began to hurriedly eat it up. But the damage had been done. She ran off, without a glance back at me.
While it was rather peculiar of you to have spaghetti in your pocket, her running off was completely uncalled for. I sympathize with you friend.
Thanks. You're a good guy. Next round's on me.