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Subject: The Floodian Night Club

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: jacobwseibers
*Hovers over the Shoulder of Charlie, hes cheating*


That'd be quite a feat if I were cheating before I even dealt the cards...

*points pistol at jacobwseibers*

Now go stand over there like a good boy. Its rude to look over your elders shoulders.


*Wait just a moment.*

I meant to say you are the best card player in the Flood bar.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:44 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:44 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

*Jacob walks to the liquor cabinet*
Hmm... 21 year old Glen I believe will do just fine
*Small spritz of soda
*Brings over to Charlie in room temperature condition*
Enjoy your game, sirs.

  • 12.26.2012 10:44 PM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Ah, good evening gentlemen, how is everyone doing tonight?

*finishes chocolate milk*

I've been better.

Well, whats bothering you?

*Hands over something stronger than chocolate milk.*


Thanks.

*leans back in chair*

It all started earlier today. I was walking down the street, on my way to work. Suddenly, across the street, a young women tripped and fell over. I jogged over to help her up. When I did, I got a good look at her face for the first time.

She was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.

We stared at each other for a moment, until she saw that her handkerchief was still on the ground. She asked me to pick it up with a voice that could sooth a hurricane. Gentlemanly, I obliged and reach down, when disaster struck. My spaghetti slipped out of my pocket and landed all over her shoes. Worse, as I fumbled to pick it up, the tomato sauce spilled out of my shirt pocket. Incredibly embarrassed, I opened my briefcase, took out my fork, and began to hurriedly eat it up. But the damage had been done. She ran off, without a glance back at me.

While it was rather peculiar of you to have spaghetti in your pocket, her running off was completely uncalled for. I sympathize with you friend.

Thanks. You're a good guy. Next round's on me.

  • 12.26.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

*Jacob walks to the liquor cabinet*
Hmm... 21 year old Glen I believe will do just fine
*Small spritz of soda
*Brings over to Charlie in room temperature condition*
Enjoy your game, sirs.
Thank you kindly.

*pays tab, plus $20*

for you.

  • 12.26.2012 10:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: OneDeadCaveMan

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: brandorobot
For the floodian that can't step foot in an actual night club.

Come one come all.


That damn legal drinking age...
lolPeople who care about the legal age
Watch out everyone. We got a badass over here.

  • 12.26.2012 10:45 PM PDT


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.

Why aren't they up here, mingling?

  • 12.26.2012 10:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: TedToaster22
Next round's on me.


Another barrel of Sake please.

  • 12.26.2012 10:46 PM PDT
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PRAISE THE SUN!

Whilst you party, I shall PRAISE THE SUN!

  • 12.26.2012 10:46 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!

  • 12.26.2012 10:47 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.

  • 12.26.2012 10:47 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

*A simple head nod, and a turnaround to go back to my bar fridge*

*Suddenly, a shatter from across the bar rattles all the common banter and chatter of the club*

*A red faced Sangheli stands, looking down*

Vien, I'm going to have to ask you to please be more careful.

  • 12.26.2012 10:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.



Okay well thank-you. But Yorkie can't be around chicks
*Grabs Vien by the neck armor towards the stage.*
sorry Charlie have someone play our hands we have something to take care of.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:50 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:48 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

*A simple head nod, and a turnaround to go back to my bar fridge*

*Suddenly, a shatter from across the bar rattles all the common banter and chatter of the club*

*A red faced Sangheli stands, looking down*

Vien, I'm going to have to ask you to please be more careful.


Sorry I gave him some Sake.

  • 12.26.2012 10:48 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.

Why aren't they up here, mingling?


With what they do, they don't wanna cause a rucus up here, and they want to keep that back room nice and secret so it's all quiet when someone goes down to "fool around" with them if you get me.

  • 12.26.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: FIREBALL1999

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.



Okay well thank-you. But Yorkie can't be around chicks
*Grabs Vien by the neck armor.*
sorry Charlie have someone play our hands we have something to take care of.


Couldn't get the game going anyways.

  • 12.26.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.
What is the age limit?

  • 12.26.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!


Apparently the higher ups think we're too stupid to drink until we're 21. dunno why, It;s blasphemy if you ask me.

And what's wrong man?

  • 12.26.2012 10:50 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.
What is the age limit?

It has to do with cycles, from where you are. Don't worry, you and your purple gun toting vixen are more than welcome in this here establishment.

  • 12.26.2012 10:50 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.
What is the age limit?

4

  • 12.26.2012 10:51 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.


Hey, who're you calling incapable? Bartender, gimme a Mike's Hard Lemonade; ice cold.
*winks at Jacob confidently*

  • 12.26.2012 10:51 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.
What is the age limit?

It has to do with cycles, from where you are. Don't worry, you and your purple gun toting vixen are more than welcome in this here establishment.


That they are, I get them from time to time, they ALWAYS win the drinking contests.

  • 12.26.2012 10:52 PM PDT

*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

  • 12.26.2012 10:52 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Right away, sir!

*Grabs Mikes, adds like wedge to the lid*
*Slides down the bar table to Brady*
Enjoy, sir. May the evening treat you well, and the women even better.

  • 12.26.2012 10:53 PM PDT

I want a martini

  • 12.26.2012 10:53 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: TedToaster22
*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

Come now sir, that is meant to be savored! If you wish to become outrageously inebriated, down a bottle of cheap whiskey.

  • 12.26.2012 10:53 PM PDT