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Subject: The Floodian Night Club


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.

Why aren't they up here, mingling?


With what they do, they don't wanna cause a rucus up here, and they want to keep that back room nice and secret so it's all quiet when someone goes down to "fool around" with them if you get me.

I see... are they clean?

  • 12.26.2012 10:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Drinking age.

What is this blasphemy?!
Its that they haven't proven themselves capable warriors yet.


Hey, who're you calling incapable? Bartender, gimme a Mike's Hard Lemonade; ice cold.
*winks at Jacob confidently*


Vien here you go.. Fresh Sak..I mean Lemonade.

  • 12.26.2012 10:53 PM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22
*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

Come now sir, that is meant to be savored! If you wish to become outrageously inebriated, down a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Son, today I lost the girl of my dreams as well as a whole pocket of spaghetti.

Lemme indulge a little, eh?

  • 12.26.2012 10:54 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
I want a martini

*Pours 2 pts London dry gin, 1 pt vermouth, adds 1 olive*
And here you are, sir. How's the weather out there? We have a poker game off to the side

*Nudges head towards Charlie's table*


[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:55 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:55 PM PDT
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*Stops dragging the semi-drunk Vien to listen closer to a faint noise*
son of a B.... RUN! THE MODs!
Jacob! hide the booze! turn off the music! Shut off the lights! Everyone else hide!

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:55 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

*Walks to bar, sits down.*

I'll have a glass of your finest absinthe, please.

  • 12.26.2012 10:55 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Yorkie walks into the club bar and gets hit with a chair over the head*
come on guys where's the back room? Oh and grab some duct tape, a chair, rope, a bucket of water and a pool noodle.


There's a door at the back of the stage behind a curtain, there's a spiral staircase going down to the back room, there's a LOT of hot chicks down there.

Why aren't they up here, mingling?


With what they do, they don't wanna cause a rucus up here, and they want to keep that back room nice and secret so it's all quiet when someone goes down to "fool around" with them if you get me.

I see... are they clean?


We check you before you walk into the back room, and we check them every 2 days. Yeah they're all clean.

  • 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PDT


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Right away, sir!

*Grabs Mikes, adds like wedge to the lid*
*Slides down the bar table to Brady*
Enjoy, sir. May the evening treat you well, and the women even better.

Much thanks, and here's hoping. And, speak of the devil...

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
I want a martini


If I recall correctly, you're the "pear-shaped biatch", right? What brings you here?

  • 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: jacob crawford
We have a poker game off to the side

*Nudges head towards Charlie's table*

Be careful he has a gun.

  • 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PDT


Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Stops dragging the semi-drunk Vien to listen closer to a faint noise*
son of a B.... RUN! THE MODs!
Jacob! hide the booze! turn off the music! Shut off the lights! Everyone else hide!

*dives behind table*

They'll never alive me take!

[Edited on 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

So uh, do you like stuff?

  • 12.26.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22
*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

Come now sir, that is meant to be savored! If you wish to become outrageously inebriated, down a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Son, today I lost the girl of my dreams as well as a whole pocket of spaghetti.

Lemme indulge a little, eh?

Yes, I suppose you wouldn't be in the best mood. Forget what I said, and here, have another.

*Hands bottle of scotch.*

  • 12.26.2012 10:57 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Stops dragging the semi-drunk Vien to listen closer to a faint noise*
son of a B.... RUN! THE MODs!
Jacob! hide the booze! turn off the music! Shut off the lights! Everyone else hide!


*Snores*

  • 12.26.2012 10:57 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate at this time, sir. Might I interest you in another drink?

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

No need to panic, they're amongst company here. We have our permits, and drinks on the ready for them.

  • 12.26.2012 10:57 PM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22
*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

Come now sir, that is meant to be savored! If you wish to become outrageously inebriated, down a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Son, today I lost the girl of my dreams as well as a whole pocket of spaghetti.

Lemme indulge a little, eh?

Yes, I suppose you wouldn't be in the best mood. Forget what I said, and here, have another.

*Hands bottle of scotch.*

Eh thanks buddy. Just here it over roll. Some guy mods were coming said.

  • 12.26.2012 10:57 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: FIREBALL1999
*Stops dragging the semi-drunk Vien to listen closer to a faint noise*
son of a B.... RUN! THE MODs!
Jacob! hide the booze! turn off the music! Shut off the lights! Everyone else hide!


WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHOA! They're just here to have a good time too.

  • 12.26.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

*Wakes up..What happened?*

  • 12.26.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate at this time, sir. Might I interest you in another drink?

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

No need to panic, they're amongst company here. We have our permits, and drinks on the ready for them.

Well, I suppose a martini may be in order then. Extra vermouth, please.

  • 12.26.2012 10:59 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

Hey guys, give me the hardest stuff you got because I'm going to drink away the pain and wallow in my own suffering over in the corner.

  • 12.26.2012 10:59 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: TedToaster22
*downs entire bottle of Scotch*

Come now sir, that is meant to be savored! If you wish to become outrageously inebriated, down a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Son, today I lost the girl of my dreams as well as a whole pocket of spaghetti.

Lemme indulge a little, eh?

Yes, I suppose you wouldn't be in the best mood. Forget what I said, and here, have another.

*Hands bottle of scotch.*

Eh thanks buddy. Just here it over roll. Some guy mods were coming said.

No need to worry. The owner of the place said that we have a permit.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:01 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:00 PM PDT


Posted by: Direct Control
Hey guys, give me the hardest stuff you got because I'm going to drink away the pain and wallow in my own suffering over in the corner.

Hey too, you buddy?

  • 12.26.2012 11:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate at this time, sir. Might I interest you in another drink?

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

No need to panic, they're amongst company here. We have our permits, and drinks on the ready for them.


*Recon pokes his head in through the door* The music stops* Awkward silence*

  • 12.26.2012 11:00 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Coming right up!

*2 pts gin, equal vermouth with a dash of soda, extra large olive*

This will give for a more savory and salty taste, my sir. Please, enjoy, and make yourself at home.

  • 12.26.2012 11:00 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

  • 12.26.2012 11:01 PM PDT

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Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Direct Control
Hey guys, give me the hardest stuff you got because I'm going to drink away the pain and wallow in my own suffering over in the corner.

*Calls over to corner*

Hey Get over here I got some stuff for you.

  • 12.26.2012 11:01 PM PDT