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Subject: The Floodian Night Club

*collapses, unconscious*

  • 12.26.2012 11:01 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Direct Control
Hey guys, give me the hardest stuff you got because I'm going to drink away the pain and wallow in my own suffering over in the corner.


Well, this calls for something a little bit more special.

*Opens bottle of Bacardi 151*
*Pours 2 pts Bacardi 151, 4 pts coke*

Why don't you pull up a chair and we talk about your woes of the day, hmm?

  • 12.26.2012 11:02 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: FIREBALL1999

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate at this time, sir. Might I interest you in another drink?

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

No need to panic, they're amongst company here. We have our permits, and drinks on the ready for them.


*Recon pokes his head in through the door* The music stops* Awkward silence*

*Sips martini.*

Ah recon!. Come right in!

*Recon leaves.*

Hmph, well alright then.

  • 12.26.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: TedToaster22
*collapses, unconscious*

*Hey wake up, doesn't wake*

Hmmm..Everyone we got a free one right here.

  • 12.26.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Ey! someone get me a Lime Dry Matini, shaken, not stirred.

*A group of 3 Sangheili walk into the night club, one of them a champion of drinking contests*

One of the Sangheili says in a cheery voice "Vien! what's a man like you doin' here?"

Why don't we start these guys with some Jagerbombs, popular with these guys.

The drinking champion says "Actually may I ask if you have something a little, hmmm, stronger.."

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:04 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:03 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?

  • 12.26.2012 11:03 PM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: TedToaster22
*collapses, unconscious*

*Hey wake up, doesn't wake*

Hmmm..Everyone we got a free one right here.

We should draw male reproductive organs on his face.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:04 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:04 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

*Passes out laying facedown*

  • 12.26.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: TedToaster22
*collapses, unconscious*

*Hey wake up, doesn't wake*

Hmmm..Everyone we got a free one right here.

We should draw -blam!-es on his face.


I'll get the marker.

  • 12.26.2012 11:04 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?

  • 12.26.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Direct Control
*Passes out laying facedown*


This is good business. 1 dollar for the the man face down.

  • 12.26.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

*Goes to buffet*
*Is "that fat guy" no one likes*
*Eats all of the food*
*Survives incoming diabetus*

  • 12.26.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Heh, I'm done.

*walks out into the night*

  • 12.26.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford
Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?


*the janitor comes up and places the passed out people in chairs and cleans up the mess*

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:08 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?


*Tips Cowboy hat*
sure Jacob, okay Epics how we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way? And trust me buudy you don't want the hard way.
*Vien flicks his Energy Sword to life and growls*

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:07 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?

*Produces large sum of money.*

Let me pay for his expenses. Even a wretch like him is worthy of forgiveness.

*Sips martini.*

  • 12.26.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford
Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?


*the janitor comes up and places the passed on people in chairs and cleans up the mess*


How many do we have? I'm currently selling their bodies.

  • 12.26.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.

  • 12.26.2012 11:08 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford
Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?


*the janitor comes up and places the passed out people in chairs and cleans up the mess*


No one dead, a bunch drunk.

How many do we have? I'm currently selling their bodies.

  • 12.26.2012 11:08 PM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford
Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?


*the janitor comes up and places the passed on people in chairs and cleans up the mess*


How many do we have? I'm currently selling their bodies.

What are you charging for just the livers? I have a feeling they might be in high demand after tonight.

  • 12.26.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: jacob crawford
Can I get some assistance with a cleanup on aisle...aisle flood?


*the janitor comes up and places the passed on people in chairs and cleans up the mess*


How many do we have? I'm currently selling their bodies.

What are you charging for just the livers? I have a feeling they might be in high demand after tonight.


About 50 dollars. Fresh livers removed from the body just minutes ago.

  • 12.26.2012 11:10 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.


*Gets bottle of Zambucha and vodka*

Let us have some fun!

*After finishing cleaning up the mess of puke and passed out floodian, Jacob engages in some molecular gastronomy mixed drinks*

  • 12.26.2012 11:10 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Hey Jacob! Why don't we set some of these people up with the nice ladies in the back room, they look like they could use a little comfort....*wink*

Also where's the Martini I asked for, Imma dish $100 for it.

  • 12.26.2012 11:11 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: FIREBALL1999

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?


*Tips Cowboy hat*
sure Jacob, okay Epics how we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way? And trust me buudy you don't want the hard way.
*Vien flicks his Energy Sword to life and growls*

*Brings out AR-15*

Hard way.

  • 12.26.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.


*Gets bottle of Zambucha and vodka*

Let us have some fun!

*After finishing cleaning up the mess of puke and passed out floodian, Jacob engages in some molecular gastronomy mixed drinks*


Make sure it kills them. I need more bodies to sell.

  • 12.26.2012 11:11 PM PDT