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Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?


*Tips Cowboy hat*
sure Jacob, okay Epics how we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way? And trust me buudy you don't want the hard way.
*Vien flicks his Energy Sword to life and growls*

*Brings out AR-15*

Hard way.

Now gentlemen, let's solve this like adults! I will pay for his damages, and escort him off the premises.

*Finishes martini, eats olive.*

  • 12.26.2012 11:12 PM PDT

*I sit alone at the end of the bar and order a scotch and coke*

  • 12.26.2012 11:13 PM PDT


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.


*Gets bottle of Zambucha and vodka*

Let us have some fun!

*After finishing cleaning up the mess of puke and passed out floodian, Jacob engages in some molecular gastronomy mixed drinks*


Now that's what I'm talking about! Admiral, think you could get us some live entertainment? Those ladies are probably lonely down there, and Jacob's in the zone now.

  • 12.26.2012 11:13 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)

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Starts singing Binks Sake on stage.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

ooga booga boooh

*Jacob pulls back a purple satin curtain*

Gentlemen, there are a few...various forms of entertainment awaiting out back. And gentlemen, please, do enjoy yourselves.

  • 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

*A semi-drunk sangheili gets up on stage with a guitar, he starts to play it a bit off tune singing this*

*The Drinking champion tries to wake up Vien*

  • 12.26.2012 11:15 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Jacob pulls back a purple satin curtain*

Gentlemen, there are a few...various forms of entertainment awaiting out back. And gentlemen, please, do enjoy yourselves.

Does it involve theater?

  • 12.26.2012 11:15 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Everyone Help me sing.

  • 12.26.2012 11:16 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)
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Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz

Posted by: FIREBALL1999

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
So... I've had... 19 bottles straight off the shelf... without the bartender noticing...

Anyone up for a drunk joyride?

*Readies right hand at the side*
Oh, come on now, let's not get into something you won't be able to finish.

*Nods towards Charlie, Fireball and Vien*

Gentlemen, might we kindly show this stranger how we deal with trouble makers in these parts?


*Tips Cowboy hat*
sure Jacob, okay Epics how we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way? And trust me buudy you don't want the hard way.
*Vien flicks his Energy Sword to life and growls*

*Brings out AR-15*

Hard way.


Okay
* I smile with almost a evil glint*

Vien stepps lunges forward and slices the AR in half. I pull out dual old western revolvers out from under western duster and press them against Epicz temple. Vien growls again his breath hot against his skin.*
Okay now get out and don't come back now
*I smile and Vien drop kicks Epicz out the door and Epicz runs into the distance* *I slap Vien on the back*
Haha you got him good bud now let me get you a drink.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:20 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:17 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.


*Gets bottle of Zambucha and vodka*

Let us have some fun!

*After finishing cleaning up the mess of puke and passed out floodian, Jacob engages in some molecular gastronomy mixed drinks*


Now that's what I'm talking about! Admiral, think you could get us some live entertainment? Those ladies are probably lonely down there, and Jacob's in the zone now.


Sure thing! *runs down to the back room and brings back up very attractive women, 2 of them tomboys, to the bar*

  • 12.26.2012 11:18 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)

Bungie made a series worthy of the Gods, but that does not make them such.

*Walks in, then instantly makes a U turn out the door*

  • 12.26.2012 11:20 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?

  • 12.26.2012 11:20 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?


Thanks for the liver.

  • 12.26.2012 11:20 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)

ooga booga boooh

*Jacob is at the bar, polishing the scotch and martini glasses*
*Hears giggling and laughter from out back*
*Smiles to one side, smirks mildly*

  • 12.26.2012 11:21 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Bradyizdabomb
Hey, Jacob, think you could whip me up something on fire? I'm feeling a bit adventurous tonight.


*Gets bottle of Zambucha and vodka*

Let us have some fun!

*After finishing cleaning up the mess of puke and passed out floodian, Jacob engages in some molecular gastronomy mixed drinks*


Now that's what I'm talking about! Admiral, think you could get us some live entertainment? Those ladies are probably lonely down there, and Jacob's in the zone now.


Sure thing! *runs down to the back room and brings back up very attractive women, 2 of them tomboys, to the bar*

You certainly delivered! Are those flaming shots ready, Jacob?

  • 12.26.2012 11:22 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?


*2 other Sangheili help keep you steady*

"Yeah, I guess someone did" One of them says "Come on, one of us in our group is drunk and on stage singing a 50s song"

  • 12.26.2012 11:22 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?


Thanks for the liver.

*Shouts over at vien.*
Don't worry, he only took one of them. I made sure of it.

  • 12.26.2012 11:22 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?


Thanks for the liver.
That was artificial...

  • 12.26.2012 11:23 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)
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Hey Jake, after your off you want to see my Cruiser in orbit? we can take my Pelican up.

  • 12.26.2012 11:25 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford
*Jacob is at the bar, polishing the scotch and martini glasses*
*Hears giggling and laughter from out back*
*Smiles to one side, smirks mildly*


..I never got my Lime dry martini....just sayin.

  • 12.26.2012 11:25 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

*Climbs onto the stage*

Excuse me good sirs, would anyone like a whack at a round of fisticuffs?

  • 12.26.2012 11:26 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Let's get someone on stage!)

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: FIREBALL1999
Hey Jake, after your off you want to see my Cruiser in orbit? we can take my Pelican up.

I'll be here a while yet, but sir, I'd be honored.

  • 12.26.2012 11:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: FIREBALL1999
Hey Jake, after your off you want to see my Cruiser in orbit? we can take my Pelican up.

I'll be here a while yet, but sir, I'd be honored.

That will be fine. You know Jake I do need a Second in Command still....

  • 12.26.2012 11:27 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He lifts his head from the table.*

I must've...passed out. Did someone slip something in my drink?


Thanks for the liver.
That was artificial...


But I already sold it to Connor. Good thing there's no refunds.

  • 12.26.2012 11:27 PM PDT