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Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
I wouldn't own such sweets, I am lactose intolerant good sir!

There are cows on Sangheilios?

Ah that reminds me Vien, I've been meaning to ask you about the nature of the digestive anatomy of the Sangheili people!

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:50 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:47 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Ugh. Damn you vien. I need a drink to calm down. Can i have a beer?

*Cracks open a mildly cold bottle of Leffe*
A fine, stronger, blonde Belgian ale to enjoy sir. I hope the evening is treating you well.

  • 12.26.2012 11:48 PM PDT

*stumbles out of the back room, clothes only half on and hair wild*
Well, I think it's safe to say that you gentlemen have yourselves a new regular; and I'll drink to that! Jake - do you mind if I call you Jake? Serve me up your specialty! I've got a cool hundred waiting here with your name on it.

  • 12.26.2012 11:49 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Brady, we are but amongst friends here. The Admiral would have it no other way, nor would I.

*Jacob consults his recipes, pondering what to serve to such a sir as Brady*
I have just the drink!
*Suddenly, a whirl of smoke fills the bar table*
*A small billow of smoke arises*
Your drink, sir

  • 12.26.2012 11:51 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
There are cows on Sangheilios?

Ah that reminds me Vien, I've been meaning to ask you about the nature of the digestive anatomy of the Sangheili people!
I am not discussing that around here, and there are no cows...

  • 12.26.2012 11:51 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

*Walks in*

*Walks out and goes to Wendys*

I'd rather devour baconator than stay in a Floodian bar.

  • 12.26.2012 11:51 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
Ugh. Damn you vien. I need a drink to calm down. Can i have a beer?

*Cracks open a mildly cold bottle of Leffe*
A fine, stronger, blonde Belgian ale to enjoy sir. I hope the evening is treating you well.


The thai cutie wants a break before seconds, so why not lead him to you know where? a new girl just came in, little blond girl, deep blue eyes and some real nice T and A, she looks like she screams and she giggles, but she looks real worth it.

  • 12.26.2012 11:52 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
There are cows on Sangheilios?

Ah that reminds me Vien, I've been meaning to ask you about the nature of the digestive anatomy of the Sangheili people!
I am not discussing that around here, and there are no cows...


Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?

  • 12.26.2012 11:53 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Admiral, you are all but too right!
*Motions Connor towards the curtains*
Here, allow me to take your jacket. You won't be needing this any time soon, I presume.
*Connor hesitates, and Jacob awaits his response*

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:54 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:54 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?
I've only had our liquor, apologies my friend...Only a sip would knock a human on his or her ass.

  • 12.26.2012 11:54 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

*Crashes ship in the middle of club*


EY E'RRY BODY!


*Takes swig of space whisky and shoots a handful of people*

I need to sit down for a little bit.

*Sits on pile of bodies*

These seem comfortable.

  • 12.26.2012 11:55 PM PDT


Posted by: jacob crawford
Brady, we are but amongst friends here. The Admiral would have it no other way, nor would I.

*Jacob consults his recipes, pondering what to serve to such a sir as Brady*
I have just the drink!
*Suddenly, a whirl of smoke fills the bar table*
*A small billow of smoke arises*
Your drink, sir

Ahh, flashy! Looks like a winner to me! Many thanks, my friend.
*slides you the hundred dollars*
Cheers!
*starts sipping the drink*
As good as it looks, very well done.

  • 12.26.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?
I've only had our liquor, apologies my friend...Only a sip would knock a human on his or her ass.



I'm already on my ass!

*Takes swig of space whisky*

Hand one over!

  • 12.26.2012 11:56 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?
I've only had our liquor, apologies my friend...Only a sip would knock a human on his or her ass.


I hear one of the other Sangheili here brought some...

*A few minutes later*

I talked to a couple of them *shows two bottles of liquor from Sanghelios* this what'cha need?

  • 12.26.2012 11:57 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

I have another question vien. WHY DONT YOU PAY UP AND NOT GIVE ME STUPID CHOCOLATES SHAPED LIKE COINS WRAPPED IN GOLD WRAPPINGS!!

*Breaks bottle*

My word, you should lay down and organize your P's and Q's...

  • 12.26.2012 11:57 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

WHOAH, WHOAH, EASY!
Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
There are cows on Sangheilios?

Ah that reminds me Vien, I've been meaning to ask you about the nature of the digestive anatomy of the Sangheili people!
I am not discussing that around here, and there are no cows...


Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?


I have another question vien. WHY DONT YOU PAY UP AND NOT GIVE ME STUPID CHOCOLATES SHAPED LIKE COINS WRAPPED IN GOLD WRAPPINGS!!

*Breaks bottle*



[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:58 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:57 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club
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Hello, I'm the mercenary. I may be late to the party, but I'm still the life of it.

  • 12.26.2012 11:57 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
There are cows on Sangheilios?

Ah that reminds me Vien, I've been meaning to ask you about the nature of the digestive anatomy of the Sangheili people!
I am not discussing that around here, and there are no cows...


Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?


I have another question vien. WHY DONT YOU PAY UP AND NOT GIVE ME STUPID CHOCOLATES SHAPED LIKE COINS WRAPPED IN GOLD WRAPPINGS!!

*Breaks bottle*



I have some of those!

*Reaches into pocket*

Damn, they metled. Probably still decent tasting!

*Extends palm of melted coin candies*

  • 12.26.2012 11:57 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Cleans up bodies*
No worries, they were from the reach forum anyways. Can I interest you in a drink?


Posted by: Bradyizdabomb

You are all too kind to me

*Jacob swiffers some blood off of the floor*
Back in a moment, gents, I must refill the bar fridge. Someone drank all the Scotch
*Jacob momentarily leaves to get more liquor for the bar*

  • 12.26.2012 11:58 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Mreh.

There's a rat in your urinal.

  • 12.26.2012 11:59 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club (Now with a buzzed singing Sangheili!)
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Figured. Anyway, Vien, you got any good homebrew cocktails from Sanghelios you can share with the rest of us?
I've only had our liquor, apologies my friend...Only a sip would knock a human on his or her ass.


I hear one of the other Sangheili here brought some...

*A few minutes later*

I talked to a couple of them *shows two bottles of liquor from Sanghelios* this what'cha need?

Smells funny, but here we go!

*Swig*

Why does the floor move?

  • 12.26.2012 11:59 PM PDT
Subject: The Floodian Night Club

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Hello, I'm the mercenary. I may be late to the party, but I'm still the life of it.


Ey! I'm the Bounty Hunter/Mercenary/Drunken Space Man around these parts!

*Takes swig of space whisky*

I challenge you to a game of rock paper pistol!

  • 12.26.2012 11:59 PM PDT