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Subject: Put yourself in this situation

You arrive at the train station Grand Central, hustling bustling people around you with places to go and people to see: You're taking a trip to manhattan, where you will meet your old pal Graham from the football team where you graduated from 5 years ago, as you are planning to meet him so that you can go to New York comic con this year, he invited you because last year, he had such a great time and it was totally much more awesome than he thought it would be, and said that you would love it because you do dabble in comic collection, only your first 32 issues of Cap America and a couple of the newer marvel comics lying around

You also enjoy a bit of anime, you don't really watch it that much but you've finished like, 2 series, 1 of them you got halfway but got bored cause the pacing was too slow, but your other friend Marcy who was also a classmate at college recommended it, you just refused, Graham was gonna invite her too but right now she's in England going to London to see the sights as it is her vacation time and whatnot

So anyway you're still at the station, you arrived early, you still have another 30-40 minutes before your train leaves, you notice a Subway sandwhich bar, the sandwhich bar has a line of 2 people, so you wouldn't and going since it's really not that much people, the mcdonalds next door, no way, huuuuge line, or at least from what you can see from outside the window, Burger King next door is open, but you don't feel like burger king right now. Maybe you'll get fries from burger king, but that's it, if anything, you're set on subway for now

you walk towards subway and a woman running from behind you trips up and her purse spills a load of whatever women keep in their purses, I don't know, menstrual sanitary towels, books, make up stuff, some spa leaflets, spare change etc. etc, so, what do you do?

  • 12.26.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Was expecting a bel-air joke

  • 12.26.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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TL;DR

  • 12.26.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Watch anime.

  • 12.26.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Odds are I would just ask the person who made my amazing coup if he felt like maybe making a new one for me because he's super cool like that.

  • 12.26.2012 11:09 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

Punt her.

  • 12.26.2012 11:10 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Odds are I would just ask the person who made my amazing coup if he felt like maybe making a new one for me because he's super cool like that.


I don't even...?

  • 12.26.2012 11:11 PM PDT
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Yup.

Help her clean it up and go on with my way.

  • 12.26.2012 11:12 PM PDT
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Only the last paragraph was needed.

Only new york rats ride subways.

Also the rodent.

  • 12.26.2012 11:13 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


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Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Odds are I would just ask the person who made my amazing coup if he felt like maybe making a new one for me because he's super cool like that.


I don't even...?

  • 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PDT


Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Odds are I would just ask the person who made my amazing coup if he felt like maybe making a new one for me because he's super cool like that.


I don't even...?


OP made it and I didn't read the OP lol

  • 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PDT

[x] Ra­pe the maids

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:15 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:14 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Starside Aeroga
Only the last paragraph was needed.


No, without the detail about the football I would not be able to come to the conclusion that punting said woman was the best course of action to take.

[Edited on 12.26.2012 11:17 PM PST]

  • 12.26.2012 11:16 PM PDT
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PRAISE THE SUN!

Why PRAISE THE SUN, OF COURSE.

  • 12.26.2012 11:17 PM PDT

[x] Genuflect

  • 12.26.2012 11:17 PM PDT
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I would do one of two things:

1) If I was in front of her, I would just stand there and look down her blouse as she bent over and picked up all her stuff.

2) If I was in back of her, I would just stand there and look at her ass as she bent over and picked up all her stuff.

  • 12.26.2012 11:19 PM PDT