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So there i was last night, headache as usual from dealing with stupidity-the flood. My usual remedy would either be alcohol, a little pot, or bashing my head against something to relieve the aches. Well that night i decided to bash away, as ive been drunk for the past moth, and stoned for a good week or so.

The reason for the headaches, all these retarded USA Vs England[uk whatever] threads. I mean really they are so retarded, just opinions being thrown around. We all know we are buddy buddy and will fight anyone who tries to disagree with us. Well the frustration of the internet drama interrupted my post and i bashed my face on my keyboard, several times.

"WHY?" i thought, "why cant we argue or agree about more easily definable topics, like how annoying MLP is?".

And low and behold, i looked at my screen, and saw the answer to the current debate.

utmnsdymujmyuj enG 51 st Us hascgdf364 O":IOhgiu7

This was obviously not the full text bash created, but just what is relevant.

It all made sense now, UK/England and the US are so alike. We don't like the french, we are smarter than everyone else, we have the best military complexes around, we are best buddies.

The obvious solution would be, for England/Britain/Uk to become the 51st state, well if mexico doesn't make its bid first.

Imagine the capabilities, we could have England as a giant military base to keep the commies in check.

Anyway i thought id share my epiphany with the flood and see what you guys thought about this.

Thoughts flood?





-Posted from iPad


[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:18 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:17 AM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

The sense you don't make...

  • 12.27.2012 8:18 AM PDT

you are being a hypocrite by posting this in the first place.

  • 12.27.2012 8:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shoop Do Whoop
The sense you don't make...


Reading comprehension may help you with that issue.

  • 12.27.2012 8:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: charger544
you are being a hypocrite by posting this in the first place.


Do explain mango.

  • 12.27.2012 8:20 AM PDT
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1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.

  • 12.27.2012 8:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Android Spartan
1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.


Think about all the glorious possibilities lone paul.

Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.

Also, you should realize this is a solution to the animosity of these groups, we just become the same group.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:23 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:23 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

I would like this to happen, purely because the butthurt generated would be hilarious. Oh, and:

utmnsdymujmyuj enG 51 st Us hascgdf364 O":IOhgiu7

Is the smartest thing ever seen in a USA vs UK thread ever. Bravo.

  • 12.27.2012 8:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: Capitons Wang
Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.


Good, now if only we can adopt the USA's first amendment. Our current law on free speech is pants on head retarded.

  • 12.27.2012 8:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Fat Man 3000

Posted by: Capitons Wang
Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.


Good, now if only we can adopt the USA's first amendment. Our current law on free speech is pants on head retarded.


I agree, i think after assimilation as the 51st state we should get France to join, we may hate them, but they know how to deal with religious retards, and dont care about being politically correct.

  • 12.27.2012 8:27 AM PDT
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Besides, we totally need to eradicate the french.

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Posted by: The Fat Man 3000
Besides, we totally need to eradicate the french.


Make em part of us, eradication complete.

  • 12.27.2012 8:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: The Fat Man 3000

Posted by: Capitons Wang
Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.


Good, now if only we can adopt the USA's first amendment. Our current law on free speech is pants on head retarded.


I agree, i think after assimilation as the 51st state we should get France to join, we may hate them, but they know how to deal with religious retards, and dont care about being politically correct.


We can't hate them, they taught humanity the ways of the blo­wjob.

  • 12.27.2012 8:28 AM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

I believe this was solved a long time ago

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Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: Android Spartan
1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.


Think about all the glorious possibilities lone paul.

Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.

Also, you should realize this is a solution to the animosity of these groups, we just become the same group.
Well we don't want the right to bear arms and force our police to lose their uniqueness of 300+ years of unarmed police to change. (An armed society will change that)

  • 12.27.2012 8:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: The Fat Man 3000

Posted by: Capitons Wang
Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.


Good, now if only we can adopt the USA's first amendment. Our current law on free speech is pants on head retarded.


I agree, i think after assimilation as the 51st state we should get France to join, we may hate them, but they know how to deal with religious retards, and dont care about being politically correct.
Why can't the USA be a nice former colony and join the commonwealth like the other 52 former colonies??

Heck even France suggested joining the commonwealth.

  • 12.27.2012 8:30 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard


Posted by: Android Spartan

Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: Android Spartan
1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.


Think about all the glorious possibilities lone paul.

Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.

Also, you should realize this is a solution to the animosity of these groups, we just become the same group.
Well we don't want the right to bear arms and force our police to lose their uniqueness of 300+ years of unarmed police to change. (An armed society will change that)


So you wish to remain one of the most violent countries in Europe?

I would think that gun rights could be dependent on Englands choice to be honest.

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: capitonRender007
So you wish to remain one of the most violent countries in Europe?

I would think that gun rights could be dependent on Englands choice to be honest.


We need the guns. Make sex that much more kinky.

  • 12.27.2012 8:32 AM PDT
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Yeah... I'm that cool.
Robot Academy. Kinda sorta the best group on here.

Don't start taking this seriously Capiton. Great OP, but be wary not to let this become an actual US vs UK thread.
Posted by: capitonRender007
So you wish to remain one of the most violent countries in Europe?
I would think that gun rights could be dependent on Englands choice to be honest.

  • 12.27.2012 8:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: capitonRender007

Posted by: Android Spartan

Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: Android Spartan
1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.


Think about all the glorious possibilities lone paul.

Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.

Also, you should realize this is a solution to the animosity of these groups, we just become the same group.
Well we don't want the right to bear arms and force our police to lose their uniqueness of 300+ years of unarmed police to change. (An armed society will change that)


So you wish to remain one of the most violent countries in Europe?

I would think that gun rights could be dependent on Englands choice to be honest.
You haven't seen Spain or Greece lately have you??

Our police don't carry guns, we are the only country of our size and advancement in the world to pull it off. Giving chav's guns will not only give the UK a massive army but incredible homicide rates caused by them, oh and armed police.

So no thanks.

  • 12.27.2012 8:33 AM PDT


Posted by: capitonRender007

Posted by: Android Spartan

Posted by: Capitons Wang

Posted by: Android Spartan
1st off Foman bans and locks for USA vs UK threads and 2nd why should the UK be a 51st state?

Our way of life is much better than it would be as part of America, after all we don't become bankrupt just for having a broken arm.


Think about all the glorious possibilities lone paul.

Besides, we all know the us healthcare system is moving in the direction of yours.

Also, you should realize this is a solution to the animosity of these groups, we just become the same group.
Well we don't want the right to bear arms and force our police to lose their uniqueness of 300+ years of unarmed police to change. (An armed society will change that)


So you wish to remain one of the most violent countries in Europe?

I would think that gun rights could be dependent on Englands choice to be honest.

How do you think the London riots would've gone if the rioters had guns, eh?

  • 12.27.2012 8:34 AM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.


Posted by: Capitons Wang
...we are smarter than everyone else

Ha.

  • 12.27.2012 8:35 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
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Posted by: Capitons Wang
The obvious solution would be, for England/Britain/Uk to become the 51st state

Are you -blam!- joking?
Better yet, why doesn't the USA become our colony again?

  • 12.27.2012 8:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: elsnben
How do you think the London riots would've gone if the rioters had guns, eh?


I know this isn't a serious thread but I need to address this.

A) Most of the offenders already had a criminal record. So we wouldn't give them guns

B) The police would have guns, and would have been fully trained with them. The chavs would be dead.

Because of reason B, I support guns in the UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 12.27.2012 8:36 AM PDT

04s suck

Instead of making the UK the 51st state of the USA, combine them in the UKUSA. Or USUK (pronounced ''you suck''), if you prefer that.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:39 AM PST]

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