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Subject: Asking out girl fails.
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"Slavery has been around as long as man has created Gods to forgive him for it."

A fiery slinky, at your service.

I failed so miserably once. I asked this girl I liked "can I eat you out for dinner?" and then when I realized my mistake I just went with it. When she asked "Ummm... what?" I just panicked and said "I know what I said." That earned me a lovely slap in the face :|

Anyway, any girl fails from you guys??

  • 12.27.2012 1:09 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Nope.

  • 12.27.2012 1:09 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

LOL!

OT: Nope.
Posted by: Fireslinky
I failed so miserably once. I asked this girl I liked "can I eat you out for dinner?" and then when I realized my mistake I just went with it. When she asked "Ummm... what?" I just panicked and said "I know what I said." That earned me a lovely slap in the face :|

Anyway, any girl fails from you guys??

  • 12.27.2012 1:10 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

Nope.

  • 12.27.2012 1:10 PM PDT

Everything you know is wrong.

No. Girls don't like U2, apparently.

  • 12.27.2012 1:10 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

Wow, even I'm not that pathetic... I'm ashamed we have similar usernames...

OT: I asked out one girl, but it wasn't a fail, she just politely declined.

  • 12.27.2012 1:10 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Stay classy OP


OT: None so far. Because... well, y'know.

  • 12.27.2012 1:10 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''


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No. Girls don't like U2, apparently.

Aww...

  • 12.27.2012 1:12 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

No.

  • 12.27.2012 1:12 PM PDT

No u

Once I kinda asked a girl out and was stumbling over my words. But she was cool about it and we went to a movie and dinner. It was pretty cool.

  • 12.27.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Did you fall from heaven, because your face looks like -blam!-?

Note that I'm not douchey enough to actually say this.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 1:14 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

I've never had anything nearly that bad. I've asked friends out in the past, and they declined politely, but we were always still friends. Most of the girls I've asked say yes, however.

  • 12.27.2012 1:14 PM PDT
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I never asked out a girl huehuehuehuehue

  • 12.27.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Two fails. Both were awkward... I succeeded with my third try, however :D
Then we broke up after 11 months of dating in october :(
Aww well, better luck next tiem.

  • 12.27.2012 1:17 PM PDT
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One time I told this chick, "baby, did you just fart, cause you blow me away!" I don't think she liked that cuz she just walked away.

  • 12.27.2012 1:19 PM PDT

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I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

Asking is for beta males. Just take the women you like, OP.

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You should have pressed assault charges.

  • 12.27.2012 1:25 PM PDT
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Another time I told this cute chick, "baby, let's go back to my place before my viagra wears off." That one didn't work, either.

  • 12.27.2012 1:27 PM PDT

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Another time I told this cute chick, "baby, let's go back to my place before my viagra wears off." That one didn't work, either.


That one worked for me, strange it did not for you.

  • 12.27.2012 1:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill

Posted by: Omelet Pants
Another time I told this cute chick, "baby, let's go back to my place before my viagra wears off." That one didn't work, either.


That one worked for me, strange it did not for you.

I immediately followed that up with, "great legs, what time do they open?" That didn't work, but I think she was just playing hard to get.

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6'5", 250 lbs, 4% bodyfat, 9 inch schlong crew, Drive Bugatti to work everyday, 11/10 wife, 9s and 10s for girlfriends, 170 IQ, NFL quarterback, 900 ft yacht, Bench 650 lbs, Have 2000 close friends on Facebook, Math PhD from MIT, MBA from Harvard, Any job I want, Several platinum albums, Awarded Nobel Prize twice, Won several Grammies (not that that's saying much), Estate in PA, penthouse in NYC, villa in Madrid, mansion in Vancouver, Island in Florida, Burned down several churches.

I literally lold

  • 12.27.2012 1:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bobby Hill

Posted by: Omelet Pants
Another time I told this cute chick, "baby, let's go back to my place before my viagra wears off." That one didn't work, either.


That one worked for me, strange it did not for you.

I immediately followed that up with, "great legs, what time do they open?" That didn't work, but I think she was just playing hard to get.


You must be given off the wrong vibe man, she said whenever I asked for them to.

  • 12.27.2012 1:37 PM PDT
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Every time I've asked a girl out it's gone wrong, except once, and she's just cheated on me.

I'm such a -blam!- :(

  • 12.27.2012 1:37 PM PDT

I asked a girl out, and she said yes.

Oh, wait, that's not a fail.

  • 12.27.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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Last night, there was a hot chick celebrating her birthday with her family at Applebee's and I said, "Your name must be Daisy cuz I just want to plant you right here!" Wouldn't you know it, her name really was Daisy, but her dad and brother almost drop kicked me.

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