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Subject: Asking out girl fails.

None, because i hate everybody in my area.

  • 12.27.2012 1:59 PM PDT
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Thanks for making me feel better OP.

OT: Nope.

  • 12.27.2012 2:02 PM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

I met a girl at a college party during Halloween. Smoking hot -tan, long legs, black hair, totally my type. I got her number and took her out to dinner the next day - legit nice dinner. We had a bit of fun in the car and I dropped her off back at where I thought she lived with some sorority girls off campus.

I found out she was 16 later. She had lied to me about her age.

A Good Troll was almost A Jailed Troll.

  • 12.27.2012 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Good Troll
I met a girl at a college party during Halloween. Smoking hot -tan, long legs, black hair, totally my type. I got her number and took her out to dinner the next day - legit nice dinner. We had a bit of fun in the car and I dropped her off back at where I thought she lived with some sorority girls off campus.

I found out she was 16 later. She had lied to me about her age.

A Good Troll was almost A Jailed Troll.

ehhhh was it a good piece of ass?

  • 12.27.2012 2:48 PM PDT

None, there aren't many good ones in my area. Apparently being a gentleman is not all the rage with women these days compared to being a prick swag whatever you call them.

  • 12.27.2012 2:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Fireslinky
I failed so miserably once. I asked this girl I liked "can I eat you out for dinner?" and then when I realized my mistake I just went with it. When she asked "Ummm... what?" I just panicked and said "I know what I said." That earned me a lovely slap in the face :|

Anyway, any girl fails from you guys??


Work on your social skills. That and your cool meter.

  • 12.27.2012 2:53 PM PDT

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Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: ArmedAssassin72
None, there aren't many good ones in my area. Apparently being a gentleman is not all the rage with women these days compared to being a prick swag whatever you call them.

You just have no game.

  • 12.27.2012 2:58 PM PDT
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You want to know how to get a girl?

Start a conversation with the female you would like to have sex with. It doesn't matter what you talk about. Just wait for her to start talking, doesn't matter what she says, you don't even have to listen, in fact it's probably better if you don't. So while she's talking, gaze deeply into her vag and don't lose eye contact with it. When she takes notices that you're staring at her lady parts, immediately stop her and and point directly at her vag and ask, "Are you going to finish that?".

This method is guaranteed to work 100% of the time if you do it right.

  • 12.27.2012 2:58 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

18 and I've never asked anybody out, which is in itself a massive fail.

  • 12.27.2012 3:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Cortanas Ass
You want to know how to get a girl?

Start a conversation with the female you would like to have sex with. It doesn't matter what you talk about. Just wait for her to start talking, doesn't matter what she says, you don't even have to listen, in fact it's probably better if you don't. So while she's talking, gaze deeply into her vag and don't lose eye contact with it. When she takes notices that you're staring at her lady parts, immediately stop her and and point directly at her vag and ask, "Are you going to finish that?".

This method is guaranteed to work 100% of the time if you do it right.


8/10. Would read again

  • 12.27.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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About two years ago. I asked her out, she said yes. Apparently, she thought I asked her to walk down the hall with me. Much awkwardness ensued the next morning xD

(Curse you, high school!!!!!)

  • 12.27.2012 5:01 PM PDT


Posted by: DarkBen64
I asked a girl out, and she said yes.

Oh, wait, that's not a fail.

Well girls have cooties.

So you're -blam!-.

  • 12.27.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face.

  • 12.27.2012 5:05 PM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.

Nah, I usually said things like what you described on purpose, because I'm a cool guy like that.

  • 12.27.2012 5:07 PM PDT
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I thought this one girl was hanging out with this other guy too much, and I confronted her about it, she denied it, but she consistently hung out with this guy! like what?

anyways, I got all mad at her about it, and she called me obnoxious.

I havent talked to her in about 6 weeks.

  • 12.27.2012 5:08 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

I'll have to try that one next time too.

  • 12.27.2012 5:08 PM PDT

Wouldn't call them fails as such. I've been politely turned down a couple of times though.

  • 12.27.2012 5:23 PM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.


Posted by: iwritestories
I thought this one girl was hanging out with this other guy too much, and I confronted her about it, she denied it, but she consistently hung out with this guy! like what?

anyways, I got all mad at her about it, and she called me obnoxious.

I havent talked to her in about 6 weeks.


Was this one girl your girlfriend?

  • 12.27.2012 5:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting


Posted by: SlenderTheMan
Nope.

  • 12.27.2012 5:25 PM PDT

In the 8th grade, i bet my friend i could go out with this hot chick (who obviously liked me) for a dollar. He was afraid i would win, so he told her about the bet. I asked her if she wanted to go out with me, but she replied that she wasn't just some bet.

  • 12.27.2012 5:31 PM PDT
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Asking a freshman when you're a senior out to eat.

  • 12.27.2012 5:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Bryanesie
I'll have to try that one next time too.


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  • 12.27.2012 5:32 PM PDT

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  • 12.27.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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I like games and music

Not exactly asking out but... I was at a bar sitting at a table with my friends with soon to be obviously loose women and we continued having conversations and stuff even when we knew.

This one woman gave me her number in the middle of the conversation, she was pretty good looking. the only problem was that I don't date hookers. I think they where top class too.

Small fun story

  • 12.27.2012 5:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: DTA MoonDawg
Most of the girls I've asked say yes, however


We got a badass over here gais

  • 12.27.2012 5:43 PM PDT

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