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Subject: Terrible night :/
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I was at a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgt. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his -blam!-, then closes it again and swallows in front of me, so I ran out of the room crying :/

I'm such a -blam!- beta male :'(

[Edited on 12.27.2012 1:18 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 1:14 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Disgusting!

  • 12.27.2012 1:15 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

dude....

  • 12.27.2012 1:15 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
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Thanks for the blog.

  • 12.27.2012 1:15 PM PDT

COPYPASTA.
STOLEN FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE.

  • 12.27.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Woah

  • 12.27.2012 1:16 PM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

+1

  • 12.27.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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Lol

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Cammalamm is the best.

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COPYPASTA.
STOLEN FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE.

  • 12.27.2012 1:17 PM PDT
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That's hot, don't be such a puss.

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I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

inb4 da lock...

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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

I remember this being posted here before, but I still am glad to see it again.

  • 12.27.2012 1:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

Lol.

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cars, girls & cake all day everyday

This story is bullcrap, I know, but. Goddamn.

  • 12.27.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Old copypasta.
Scrub

  • 12.27.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 12.27.2012 1:20 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

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Was this -blam!- really -blam!- necessary?!? -blam!- YOU BETAS!!! IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS THE SECOND SHE LOST THE FIRST BET!!! YOU INCOMPETENT BASTARD!

I have such a massive headache right now.

Oh and if it's a copypasta, -blam!- the -blam!- that wrote it!

[Edited on 12.27.2012 1:21 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Yummy Yummy Copypasta

  • 12.27.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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Can't help it guys, I'm just a 95lb skinny nerd, he was ripped :/

  • 12.27.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006

what the -blam!-

  • 12.27.2012 1:23 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

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You think you had a terrible night? I caught the flu.

  • 12.27.2012 1:23 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

I think I'm gonna be sick...


Dump that fgt.

  • 12.27.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: razzat
Can't help it guys, I'm just a 95lb skinny nerd, he was ripped :/
You're not fooling anyone

  • 12.27.2012 1:24 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: razzat
Can't help it guys, I'm just a 95lb skinny nerd, he was ripped :/
You're not fooling anyone

  • 12.27.2012 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jiggleslinky
I think I'm gonna be sick...


Dump that fgt.

Well I don't know man, I'm pathetic and I can't get another girl :/ but she kissed me later so I know she still loves me

  • 12.27.2012 1:25 PM PDT

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