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Subject: Terrible night :/

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

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  • 12.27.2012 1:26 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?


Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Jiggleslinky
I think I'm gonna be sick...


Dump that fgt.

Well I don't know man, I'm pathetic and I can't get another girl :/ but she kissed me later so I know she still loves me

ahh the flood at its finest.

  • 12.27.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Jiggleslinky
I think I'm gonna be sick...


Dump that fgt.

Well I don't know man, I'm pathetic and I can't get another girl :/ but she kissed me later so I know she still loves me

ahh the flood at its finest.

I'm probably the most beta here :/

  • 12.27.2012 1:44 PM PDT

There cannot be victory with sacrifice.We can make those choices to protect everything we care about.If it's doing the right thing,then we can accomplish it.-Shoc 'Rezoree

Oh hey its this pasta again, 2/10

  • 12.27.2012 2:08 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

You are a sad, strange little man.

  • 12.27.2012 2:15 PM PDT

Marley: next time try to be a little for inconspicuous.
John: What do you mean?
Marley: John, we grow lots of gear, right?
John: Yeah loads...
Marley: So try not to come back with a wasted girl and a packet of fertilizer!

The way I see it there's two ways to go about this

Option 1: You get totally into it and yell inappropriate encouragement in her face. At the soonest opportunity you reverse the situation and see how she likes it.

Option 2 (recommended): Approach her the second it looks like she's serious about taking her top off. If she gives you the 'wow, i was just joking' look then chill out and back off, if she does almost anything else, dump her on the spot and walk out of the room without looking back, she's clearly not the kind of person you want to be going out with.

  • 12.27.2012 2:47 PM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

This isnt even a rarely used plate of pasta. Most disappoint.

  • 12.27.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Seen it before. Nice try.

  • 12.27.2012 2:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Binman59
COPYPASTA.
STOLEN FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE.

  • 12.27.2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619
You are a sad, strange little man.

Can't help being beta

  • 12.27.2012 2:55 PM PDT
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That's so -blam!- hot. But nice try OP. I remember the exact same thread being posted before. This is a good story though. Represents exactly what most of the floodians would do in that situation. xDDD

  • 12.27.2012 2:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses
That's so -blam!- hot. But nice try OP. I remember the exact same thread being posted before. This is a good story though. Represents exactly what most of the floodians would do in that situation. xDDD

Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol

  • 12.27.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 12.27.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Xanarxses
That's so -blam!- hot. But nice try OP. I remember the exact same thread being posted before. This is a good story though. Represents exactly what most of the floodians would do in that situation. xDDD

Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol

I think that some would let it go that far. Or they would just start crying. xD
Well I'm not a beta so yeah I was serious. It's pretty hot... I mean unless you're standing watching it all jealous xD

  • 12.27.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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I like games and music

Posted by: razzat
Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol
That's the most stupid statement I have ever heard. Who is in the wrong, the guy who bets on your girlfriend to suck his dick or you letting your girlfriend agree to the bet? Well, I guess you're both equally as -blam!- stupid.

But this is metaphorical as I know this is copypasta.

  • 12.27.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Xanarxses
That's so -blam!- hot. But nice try OP. I remember the exact same thread being posted before. This is a good story though. Represents exactly what most of the floodians would do in that situation. xDDD

Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol

I think that some would let it go that far. Or they would just start crying. xD
Well I'm not a beta so yeah I was serious. It's pretty hot... I mean unless you're standing watching it all jealous xD

Well if they'd do that, they deserve it to happen to them for being such fgts in the first place lol
If you were the one getting the bj in this situation, then yeah it'd be hot I guess haha

  • 12.27.2012 3:05 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...


Posted by: Delta SWE

But this is metaphorical as I know this is copypasta.

*hypothetical.

  • 12.27.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Delta SWE
Posted by: razzat
Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol
That's the most stupid statement I have ever heard. Who is in the wrong, the guy who bets on your girlfriend to suck his dick or you letting your girlfriend agree to the bet? Well, I guess you're both equally as -blam!- stupid.

But this is metaphorical as I know this is copypasta.

I mean it'd be pathetic if they were too -blam!- to actually do anything about it

  • 12.27.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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I like games and music


Posted by: Silentone2

Posted by: Delta SWE

But this is metaphorical as I know this is copypasta.

*hypothetical.
yeah yeah not my 1st language ect ect

  • 12.27.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

im glad everyone doesn't have amnesia

  • 12.27.2012 3:07 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

hahahahaha

  • 12.27.2012 3:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Decimator Omega
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Was this -blam!- really -blam!- necessary?!? -blam!- YOU BETAS!!! IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS THE SECOND SHE LOST THE FIRST BET!!! YOU INCOMPETENT BASTARD!

I have such a massive headache right now.

Oh and if it's a copypasta, -blam!- the -blam!- that wrote it!
SNAP HIM IN HALF LIKE A SLIM JIM!!!!

  • 12.27.2012 3:10 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Lmao.

  • 12.27.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Lmao.

Yeah, that's right, laugh at me. I'm a pathetic little -blam!-, who'll spend the rest of his life lonely. :(

  • 12.27.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: razzat

Posted by: Xanarxses
That's so -blam!- hot. But nice try OP. I remember the exact same thread being posted before. This is a good story though. Represents exactly what most of the floodians would do in that situation. xDDD

Lol, in all seriousness, even though most of the flood are betas, I doubt they would let it go that far, they'd be the most pathetic people to ever live :L
I hope you weren't serious about it being hot, atleast from the beta's perspective lol

I think that some would let it go that far. Or they would just start crying. xD
Well I'm not a beta so yeah I was serious. It's pretty hot... I mean unless you're standing watching it all jealous xD

Well if they'd do that, they deserve it to happen to them for being such fgts in the first place lol
If you were the one getting the bj in this situation, then yeah it'd be hot I guess haha

obviosly, 1 for letting that happen and 2 for being with a chick that will do that xD
ofc, that's what I meant xD watching someone get sucked off isn't hotter than that xD

  • 12.27.2012 3:15 PM PDT

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