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Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

So what's your plan? From being the heroic lady-wetter to boarding up your parent's basement, we all have a plan. What's yours?

I'm gonna go get my lady (Who doesn't exactly know she's my lady) and take a boat to Alcatraz. Pretty simple.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 4:37 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 4:37 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

My plan is to become Infected because that's probably what would happen to >99% of us.

  • 12.27.2012 4:37 PM PDT

I actually do have a plan

Run to my friends house and steal his axe, then run down to the police station, break in, get weapons and equipment, then go find survivors.

  • 12.27.2012 4:39 PM PDT
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I'm here to crush all your hopes and dreams.

Also.

>anyone from the flood
>being able to survive any apocalypse

Pick one.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 4:40 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 4:39 PM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
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Posted by: foreveraloner35
I actually do have a plan

Run to my friends house and steal his axe, then run down to the police station, break in, get weapons and equipment, then go find survivors.
You're pretty likely to find survivors before you get the axe, actually.

Probably armed survivors, who wouldn't take too lightly to you trying to steal their axe.

  • 12.27.2012 4:40 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: Gerbur
I'm here to crush all your hopes and dreams.

Also.

>anyone from the flood
>being able to survive any apocalypse

Pick one.
When the zambies come, Cracked is number one on their -blam!- list.

  • 12.27.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Much like natural disasters and current events, I wouldn't even know about the zombies until way after they had happened. Besides, I'm pretty confident our military could stop a zombie outbreak...

But to play along, I'd say my plan would be to go South. Hotter weather makes corpses decompose faster, so the zombies might not even make it all the way to me.

  • 12.27.2012 4:41 PM PDT


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I actually do have a plan

Run to my friends house and steal his axe, then run down to the police station, break in, get weapons and equipment, then go find survivors.
You're pretty likely to find survivors before you get the axe, actually.

Probably armed survivors, who wouldn't take too lightly to you trying to steal their axe.


My friends house is 5 mins away. If he is alive and has the axe then I would just bring him to the police station

  • 12.27.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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Load my backpack with food and water. Keep a single gun with me, silenced if possible. Keep moving from house to house and only stay when needed. I will also stay away from any public building, such as a mall, church, police station, etc because those will be super crowded. Cities will only be entered if 100% needed.

  • 12.27.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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If you can't respect my opinion, that's your problem.
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Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I actually do have a plan

Run to my friends house and steal his axe, then run down to the police station, break in, get weapons and equipment, then go find survivors.
You're pretty likely to find survivors before you get the axe, actually.

Probably armed survivors, who wouldn't take too lightly to you trying to steal their axe.


My friends house is 5 mins away. If he is alive and has the axe then I would just bring him to the police station
In that case, you've still got the police to deal with.

And, you know, the fifty or so people who had roughly the same idea you did.

Rule of thumb: avoid churches, hospitals, police stations, and any other place likely to be seen as a "safe haven" by the general populace. If the zombies don't break down the doors, well, food's gonna run out, air's gonna run out, tempers are gonna run out... it won't be pretty, regardless.

  • 12.27.2012 4:45 PM PDT
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Leave to Grand Isle

  • 12.27.2012 4:46 PM PDT


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I actually do have a plan

Run to my friends house and steal his axe, then run down to the police station, break in, get weapons and equipment, then go find survivors.
You're pretty likely to find survivors before you get the axe, actually.

Probably armed survivors, who wouldn't take too lightly to you trying to steal their axe.


My friends house is 5 mins away. If he is alive and has the axe then I would just bring him to the police station
In that case, you've still got the police to deal with.

And, you know, the fifty or so people who had roughly the same idea you did.

Rule of thumb: avoid churches, hospitals, police stations, and any other place likely to be seen as a "safe haven" by the general populace. If the zombies don't break down the doors, well, food's gonna run out, air's gonna run out, tempers are gonna run out... it won't be pretty, regardless.


I guess. In that case, I'll arm myself to the teeth with knives

  • 12.27.2012 4:47 PM PDT

When I broke my ankle, I needed crutches to walk. I called them "Armor" and "Lock"

I'd probably stick to the rooftops, loot what I could find, and avoid joining groups for very long.

The rooftops are relatively safe, because the dead are uncoordinated and clumsy, and are prone to falling off.

Large groups are often unstable, and I'm not that good with people. If I did join a group, it would have to be a small one with no more than 4 people.

  • 12.27.2012 4:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: tostlord
I'd probably stick to the rooftops, loot what I could find, and avoid joining groups for very long.

The rooftops are relatively safe, because the dead are uncoordinated and clumsy, and are prone to falling off.

Large groups are often unstable, and I'm not that good with people. If I did join a group, it would have to be a small one with no more than 4 people.
Eh, roofs are good on the short-term. Eventually, you'll run out of food, or ammo, or a fire will start, or something. At that point, you best hope you can take the fall, and have a plan after that.

As far as groups go, four wouldn't be enough, but you're right; smaller is better, in general. 8 or 10 would be about the right size if you ask me.

  • 12.27.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: dragon60fe

Posted by: tostlord
I'd probably stick to the rooftops, loot what I could find, and avoid joining groups for very long.

The rooftops are relatively safe, because the dead are uncoordinated and clumsy, and are prone to falling off.

Large groups are often unstable, and I'm not that good with people. If I did join a group, it would have to be a small one with no more than 4 people.
Eh, roofs are good on the short-term. Eventually, you'll run out of food, or ammo, or a fire will start, or something. At that point, you best hope you can take the fall, and have a plan after that.

As far as groups go, four wouldn't be enough, but you're right; smaller is better, in general. 8 or 10 would be about the right size if you ask me.
Even eight or ten seems like a big group.

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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.

Buy season 2 of Game of Thrones. I'd like to know what happens before I die.

  • 12.27.2012 5:20 PM PDT

1a. Stay at my house for a few days until everyone has been eaten. All the crazy's will be looting and killing at first.

1b. Try to get on the CG base a few miles away from my house.

2. Survive.

  • 12.27.2012 5:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Not The Joker
My plan is to become Infected because that's probably what would happen to >99% of us.


I think most of the flood would survive, considering the amount of violent and survival video games we have played.

  • 12.27.2012 5:26 PM PDT
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Get ready for defense, buy some upgrades for this rocket launcher with my 8 other mercenary friends.. Bring it on, wave 666.

  • 12.27.2012 5:32 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

I'd kill myself

  • 12.27.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: WaffleFairy937

Posted by: Not The Joker
My plan is to become Infected because that's probably what would happen to >99% of us.


I think most of the flood would survive, considering the amount of violent and survival video games we have played.

>Implying videogames = real life
>Implying guns spawn in real life
>Implying any of you know how to handle a gun

Let me guess, you still believe in santi claus?

Also

>Not suiting up in a ton of metal armor
>Not putting tons of medical needles in your body
>Not infecting yourself after doing above
>Not wanting to become zombie boss

It's like you guys hate fun.

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  • 12.27.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: Gerbur
Let me guess, you still believe in santi claus?
Are you crazy? Who doesn't?

  • 12.27.2012 5:51 PM PDT

Walking Dead actually has a good explanation for why the zombie apocalypse works - everyone is already infected. If you die, parasites already living in your body take control. You know how many people die ever day? That many people are now zombies out to feast on flesh.

  • 12.27.2012 6:04 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Gerbur
I'm here to crush all your hopes and dreams.

Also.

>anyone from the flood
>being able to survive any apocalypse

Pick one.

I'm both, I've read the entire Zombie Survival Guide, and World War Z twice.

  • 12.27.2012 6:06 PM PDT

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