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Subject: You are killed by your own username...

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Eviscerated, crushed, incinerated and then eaten. Not essentially in that order.

  • 12.27.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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I am killed by Pong Krell and Savage Opress


Awesome

/sarcasm

  • 12.27.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

I die by holding in a fart for too long.

  • 12.27.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

I made this username when I was twelve, so only a 12 year could name himself this soo... beaten to death by 12 year old it is.

  • 12.27.2012 8:18 PM PDT


Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
I got shot with a Nail Gun!!!


10/10

  • 12.27.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

I was killed by my own clone, or perhaps suicide? Hmmm...

  • 12.27.2012 8:19 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

A huge explosion and many fleshy bits.

With Danger Close Pro.

  • 12.27.2012 8:19 PM PDT

Sliced by a sword.

  • 12.27.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Ravaged by a large Sangheili...
Read that as ravaged by a large spaghetti. Laughed too hard.

I would die of dehydration after terrible fits of diarrhea.

  • 12.27.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Remember those times when we all had something better to be doing, but didn't do it? Those were good times. Gooood times

Beaten to death by a gang. Of Rennas.

  • 12.27.2012 8:21 PM PDT
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Frank West would grab a nearby object and proceed to beat me down with it.

I hope it isn't my space heater.

(my name is a parody of Dead Rising, the game Frank West stars in)

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:23 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Uhhhh.....so many possiblities.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:24 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:24 PM PDT

Better luck next time buddy.

I'd burn myself to death.

  • 12.27.2012 8:24 PM PDT
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He was killed by his own pride.

  • 12.27.2012 8:24 PM PDT

Play. Forge. Film.

*Gets hit in the face with a football and falls in the street then gets run over by a herd of linebackers. Dies.*

  • 12.27.2012 8:25 PM PDT

When I broke my ankle, I needed crutches to walk. I called them "Armor" and "Lock"

My God...
I have been devoured by a typo of the word "Toast"
Not just any tost mind you, it was the lord. The tostlord has come for me!! But I was so careful! I did my best to hide my whereabouts from him, but he is clever. I can hear him pounding on my door now. I am typing this as a warning to anyone who bothers to read my post.

For the love of God, don't misspell you username!!

  • 12.27.2012 8:26 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

I'd have a revelation that I'm never going to get laid and I'd jump off a cliff.

  • 12.27.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Ima Bee


Posted by: Dead FallingCP
Frank West would grab a nearby object and proceed to beat me down with it.

I hope it isn't my space heater.

(my name is a parody of Dead Rising, the game Frank West stars in)


frank west is the jackie chan of the zombie apocalypse with all the furniture he uses

  • 12.27.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Impaled by energy stakes

  • 12.27.2012 8:27 PM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...


Posted by: XRevelationX
I'd have a revelation that I'm never going to get laid and I'd jump off a cliff.

You fall for about twenty seconds.

No coming back from this one.

You close your eyes as you rapidly decelerate, Fire burns in your core. You've been impaled. In your final moments of consciousness, euphoria washes over you as you realize that you have finally be laid by the Earth itself. Your corpse goes limp, as you have been -blam!- to death.

  • 12.27.2012 8:30 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

14 claps of thunder divinely rip my body apart.

  • 12.27.2012 8:30 PM PDT

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

What?

NO!

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 PM PDT
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Heart Attack.

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 PM PDT

Religion breeds hate

confuzzled

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 PM PDT

*Suicide*

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 PM PDT