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Subject: You are killed by your own username...

I'm LITERALLY better than Tim Tebow
Posted by: XxLordo4Xx
Better than Tebow.


San Francisco 49ers
XVI - XIX - XXIII - XXIV - XXIX

Disintegration.

  • 12.27.2012 8:31 PM PDT

Wow, just wow!

Run over by a train that enjoys lighting fireworks...

  • 12.27.2012 8:32 PM PDT
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Clotheslined by a really well-made piece of string.

  • 12.27.2012 8:32 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Fast, cold, and painless.

  • 12.27.2012 8:33 PM PDT

I get stabbed A LOT. Why do i have to be a custom knife maker?

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:40 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:33 PM PDT

Allons-y!

Killed by an Almondjoy candy bar..


What a way to go.

  • 12.27.2012 8:33 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

My mind shall be reaped.

  • 12.27.2012 8:34 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

jacobwseibers died from lack of water and food, after a
48 hour anime marathon.

  • 12.27.2012 8:35 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Guru Pathik pushes me of the Eastern Air Temple

  • 12.27.2012 8:35 PM PDT

I would be shot in the head by a humane gentleman diplomat.

  • 12.27.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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Oh, -blam!- that would be extremely painful.

  • 12.27.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

He's in here with me...he's in here with me...he's in here with me... *SLICE*

  • 12.27.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Silentone2

Posted by: XRevelationX
I'd have a revelation that I'm never going to get laid and I'd jump off a cliff.

You fall for about twenty seconds.

No coming back from this one.

You close your eyes as you rapidly decelerate, Fire burns in your core. You've been impaled. In your final moments of consciousness, euphoria washes over you as you realize that you have finally be laid by the Earth itself. Your corpse goes limp, as you have been -blam!- to death.


That made me rock hard.

Better go fap this one off.

  • 12.27.2012 8:37 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

I burned to death

  • 12.27.2012 8:37 PM PDT

Pretty self explanatory really.

  • 12.27.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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It is a melancholy and respectful occasion. I lost the will to live and passed away from sadness as he looked on. We shared many meaningful looks.

  • 12.27.2012 8:44 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

A Sith Lord version of me choked me to death with the force.

  • 12.27.2012 8:48 PM PDT
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am the alt of Masterchief9095.

I'm killed by 9095 Master Chiefs.

  • 12.27.2012 8:49 PM PDT

I guess I'd be pierced by ninja stars of David.

  • 12.27.2012 8:50 PM PDT

Join the Outer Haven group!

That makes me Srgnt. Johnson.

  • 12.27.2012 8:50 PM PDT

Have nice day.


Posted by: superbunnie
-blam!-, a super bunny.


Get the Holy hand grenade!

  • 12.27.2012 8:52 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Um...yeah.

  • 12.27.2012 8:56 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Posted by: The Moniter
That makes me Srgnt. Johnson.


GAHHH

  • 12.27.2012 8:57 PM PDT

Then I must be a vicious Werewolf!

[Edited on 12.27.2012 8:58 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 8:58 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I can't believe I got killed by a biscuit....

  • 12.27.2012 8:58 PM PDT