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Posted by: Silentone2
Posted by: XRevelationX
I'd have a revelation that I'm never going to get laid and I'd jump off a cliff.
You fall for about twenty seconds.
No coming back from this one.
You close your eyes as you rapidly decelerate, Fire burns in your core. You've been impaled. In your final moments of consciousness, euphoria washes over you as you realize that you have finally be laid by the Earth itself. Your corpse goes limp, as you have been -blam!- to death.
That made me rock hard.
Better go fap this one off.