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Subject: You are killed by your own username...

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Get at me

Mercury poisoning obviously.

  • 12.27.2012 9:45 PM PDT

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.

How the hell would I die from a carby? Does that even exist?

  • 12.27.2012 9:47 PM PDT
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My butt hurts so bad.

Self explanatory.

  • 12.27.2012 9:48 PM PDT

I become so deceived I lose my mind and my soul leaves.

  • 12.27.2012 9:52 PM PDT

Im killed by... one of the personifications of Death with my initials?
...Cool?

  • 12.27.2012 10:07 PM PDT

It'd be my dying cry as it ruptured.

  • 12.27.2012 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

My throat is ripped out by a rabid chihuahua that's covered in tin foil.

  • 12.27.2012 10:10 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Killed by the community forum at night.

  • 12.27.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

It'd make me ride a gondola... to my doom!

  • 12.27.2012 10:14 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Im not sure, but I'd certainly appreciate the quality way in which it was caried out.

  • 12.27.2012 10:32 PM PDT

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other son of a -blam!- die for his." George S. Patton

Posted by: Achronos
Every post whining about the weekly update delays it by 5 minutes.

i was an african native, kind leopold 2 comes in and says LOLOLOL

I WANT YO RUBBAH!!!

then he killed me

  • 12.27.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Didn't even see it coming

  • 12.27.2012 10:43 PM PDT
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deej pls

Betrayed by a nice looking rainbow

  • 12.27.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

The Arbiter comes out from nowhere and kills me?

Or wait, does that mean 739 Arbiters come out of nowhere and massare me?

  • 12.27.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
A lawyer's salary can buy a hell of a lot of Asian prostitutes, and that's pretty much all I care about.

Posted by: Achronos (in reference to how Internet Explorer runs)
Poorly, and with a screen-door style security system?

Suddenly stopping.

  • 12.27.2012 10:46 PM PDT
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I get Slain Handily With A Mop On Our Pitiful Entrance Readily.

  • 12.27.2012 10:47 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

They send me away with long repetitive nights of sweet snu-snu.

  • 12.27.2012 10:51 PM PDT

I'd be killed by some biatch from the OC.

  • 12.27.2012 10:51 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.

Decapitated by a horse-riding Muslim.

  • 12.27.2012 10:55 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Posted by: A Painful Crap
Self explanatory.


Well, that certainly sounds like a crappy way to die.

  • 12.27.2012 11:36 PM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

Fiberwired

  • 12.27.2012 11:39 PM PDT

Be sure to tell everyone how cool you are. If you don't tell them, they won't know.

I would choke to death. But im sure its delicious

  • 12.27.2012 11:40 PM PDT

Vae Victis!

Decapitated probably.

  • 12.27.2012 11:41 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Viciously murdered by Mr. Monopoly.

  • 12.27.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

He hated me so much, I died from chronic hatred.

  • 12.27.2012 11:51 PM PDT