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Subject: You are killed by your own username...

Death by singing. It'd be excruciatingly painful.

  • 12.27.2012 11:51 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Death by paintballs.

  • 12.27.2012 11:52 PM PDT
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My butt hurts so bad.


Posted by: DTA MoonDawg
Posted by: A Painful Crap
Self explanatory.


Well, that certainly sounds like a crappy way to die.

*ba dum tss*

  • 12.27.2012 11:59 PM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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Well, looks like the Covenant is still pissed off at humanity...

  • 12.28.2012 12:02 AM PDT
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Media nox obscura nox
Crudelitas animarum
Campana sonat
Duo decies

Well what the -blam!- could happen?
I guess the concept of a PQ9 attacking and killing me was so outlandish that I died just imagining it.

  • 12.28.2012 12:04 AM PDT

I get killed by a mob of insane people? Well, that's certainly a flavorful way to go.

  • 12.28.2012 12:05 AM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

Killed by the mighty Shadroxon. Not like I stood a chance...

  • 12.28.2012 12:05 AM PDT

I'm being choked to death by a pea.

  • 12.28.2012 12:07 AM PDT

Remember, grammar is the difference between; "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." And "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
Hyperlinks, you know you want to click 'em

I'd be microwaved for three minutes and then eaten by a pack of zombie fish sticks.

  • 12.28.2012 12:07 AM PDT

I get...

My username...

...

I have no idea.

  • 12.28.2012 12:07 AM PDT

If I drank that much coffee I would cry decaf.

Ow.

  • 12.28.2012 12:09 AM PDT

The Game

Mauled by Halo 4 fanboys for accidentally giving out the next map pack for free.

  • 12.28.2012 12:15 AM PDT
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Stabbed by a sword.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 AM PDT

-Panthers are the best.
-Haters gonna hate.
-Who Dares Wins
-If your one of my real life friends. STOP GOOGLE-ING ME.
XD

I get killed by a twisted, devil, dippy? So i get killed by my OC.

  • 12.28.2012 5:42 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard

A CAPITON WILL KILL ME BY RENDERING ME DEAD VIA ART.

  • 12.28.2012 5:43 AM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Pretty self explanatory......

  • 12.28.2012 5:46 AM PDT

How do I descri- *BANG*

  • 12.28.2012 5:47 AM PDT
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O o
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| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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Suicide is the only option.

  • 12.28.2012 5:47 AM PDT

The shadow on the wall.

Silent

Silenced by an M98B .338 lapau long range firing system, with a silencer embedded in the barrel. Probably 20x ballistics scope system. I'd say 1000 yards, centermass shot.

In other words, I no longer have a chest.

  • 12.28.2012 5:53 AM PDT

Guess.

  • 12.28.2012 5:53 AM PDT

You can't outrun it. You can't fight it. And in the end, you WILL know fear.

  • 12.28.2012 5:54 AM PDT
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I picked a really bad name for this occasion....

  • 12.28.2012 6:09 AM PDT

Uh.....Ran over by a radioactive van?

  • 12.28.2012 6:11 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Great :/ My head explodes after being attacked by this monster

  • 12.28.2012 6:19 AM PDT