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Subject: You are killed by your own username...

I was hunted and my username thought I was it's sworn enemy. It HaXor'ed me.

  • 12.28.2012 7:55 AM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Beaten to death.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 8:45 AM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 7:55 AM PDT

"No one thought up being;
he who thinks he has
Step forward"

- Jim Morrison

I was drowned in delicious blueberry slushy.

Yummy. Not a bad way to go out if you ask me!

  • 12.28.2012 8:04 AM PDT

Simple Plan for ever! Yes I'm a emo and I don't care what you say. I love all my friends and my guitars! Emo4life! <3

I'd be shot by a Spartan.

  • 12.28.2012 8:17 AM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

...

  • 12.28.2012 8:19 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

...I would kill myself. I'm not talking about this, you guys.

  • 12.28.2012 8:20 AM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on

toasted and covered in jam :(

  • 12.28.2012 8:21 AM PDT

Lifted up into the air, Lightasber thrown at me and while it spins in my still living body he would shoot lightning at me and do some badass finishing move.

... Goddamnit.

  • 12.28.2012 8:28 AM PDT

"When Embarking the journey of revenge you should dig 2 graves" -Confucious. Also I like firefight not for the credits but for fun. Also like Campaign but I don't play it that much. Favorite Weapon: Battle Rifle and Light Rifle.

I would die and be apart with helping someone get a killionaire medal.

  • 12.28.2012 8:32 AM PDT

So... blown apart by a lazer.

  • 12.28.2012 8:36 AM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

Pillaged and murdered by a Conquistador.

  • 12.28.2012 8:41 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.


Posted by: BSS Lazer
So... blown apart by a lazer.

Join me.

  • 12.28.2012 8:41 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

His name's not Malik though, it's Marik.
Posted by: M4L1K jr
Posted by: Android Spartan

Posted by: M4L1K jr
How would I die?
by this guy


Getting killed by a Yugioh card? I'm screwed.....

  • 12.28.2012 8:43 AM PDT

Average Joe

UCLA - Aerospace Engineering

Oh glob.

  • 12.28.2012 8:44 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Die by an omnipotent.

  • 12.28.2012 8:45 AM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

it would take me to one seven, and seven is bad because seven ate nine.

  • 12.28.2012 8:45 AM PDT

I am open to doing free clan tags for anyone. Contact me on my deviant art profile through a note and NOT on my comments page as they will not be acknowledged.

Click on the "My Homepage" button to be directed to my page.

Something tells me that my death would be very precise and organised.

Painfully precise and organised

  • 12.28.2012 9:04 AM PDT

You're mocking me, aren't you?

Walking the plank.

  • 12.28.2012 9:07 AM PDT

Intoxicated Warthawg driver for Hire
Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

I would be killed by highly trained, pastel colored marsh mellow treats in my sleep.

At least I wouldn't see it coming.

  • 12.28.2012 9:09 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I always knew it was gonna end this way, by the hands of an angry black man.

  • 12.28.2012 9:10 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I get destroyed by someone too wasted to care.

  • 12.28.2012 9:10 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

dont know you tell me

  • 12.28.2012 9:13 AM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: Slap My Nuts
dont know you tell me


it slaps you on your nuts until you die from pain/blood loss.

  • 12.28.2012 9:15 AM PDT

Beaten to death by the last 3 letters of the alphabet 4,524 times.

  • 12.28.2012 9:16 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Brutally crushed by a horde of demonic minions from the darkest depths, of hell, as their lord gazes upon me with a malicious smile.

  • 12.28.2012 9:26 AM PDT