Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: None of you are Alphas. Not even Betas.
  • Subject: None of you are Alphas. Not even Betas.
Subject: None of you are Alphas. Not even Betas.

Key


Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.

  • 12.27.2012 10:34 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

If you have to call yourself something to prove a point, you've already failed.

  • 12.27.2012 10:34 PM PDT

william

I AM THE THE ALPHA MALE

  • 12.27.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.


Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: EternalPenitence

I don't recall stating that I am a badass. I am stating that none of you are, when you damn well should be.
Well if you're not a badass, and neither are we, then what are you even trying to get across to us?


That you should, you know, man the -blam!- up? Community-wide masculinity has to be achieved.
What's to man up about? I have a rewarding career, I have an active social life, and have a loving family and girlfriend; I don't even have to waste time picking things up and putting them down.

  • 12.27.2012 10:35 PM PDT

Sorry man but I'm an Omicron Male. I'm just not like everyone else.

  • 12.27.2012 10:35 PM PDT

Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember...


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:37 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember...


Posted by: Dustofsaturn
Sorry man but I'm an Omicron Male. I'm just not like everyone else.


Then you would be a Sigma.

  • 12.27.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.


Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

Lol. Because how many friends you have at your little school means something...

I love seeing popular high school kids turn into burnouts. Karma.

  • 12.27.2012 10:37 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: Lightning Yuna
The -blam!- is an alpha or beta?

The op is really tough huh? I bet he is a SEAL trained in gorilla warfare.


You mean GUERILLA warfare.



No, I mean gorilla warfare. Like the other guy said, you probably have like a 1000 confirmed kills. Im just stoping now because you can kill me in over 700 ways just with your hands or get the Marines to drop JDAMs on my house.

  • 12.27.2012 10:38 PM PDT

Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember...


Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: EternalPenitence

I don't recall stating that I am a badass. I am stating that none of you are, when you damn well should be.
Well if you're not a badass, and neither are we, then what are you even trying to get across to us?


That you should, you know, man the -blam!- up? Community-wide masculinity has to be achieved.
What's to man up about? I have a rewarding career, I have an active social life, and have a loving family and girlfriend; I don't even have to waste time picking things up and putting them down.


Except formthe fact that exercise is good for you. All the time you "waste" doing it comes back tripled in your favor. Plus, you'll be better looking.

  • 12.27.2012 10:38 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Welcome to Delta squad.

  • 12.27.2012 10:38 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

Ah, the internet. A place for people to whine about things their too scared to say in real life.

  • 12.27.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
A lawyer's salary can buy a hell of a lot of Asian prostitutes, and that's pretty much all I care about.

Posted by: Achronos (in reference to how Internet Explorer runs)
Poorly, and with a screen-door style security system?

Sorry, I'll try to be more alpha by posting a thread to an off-topic forum about my masculinity.

  • 12.27.2012 10:39 PM PDT

I'm a Theta (chi) male.

  • 12.27.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: burritosenior
Wow. A tough guy on the internet. You must feel so masculine.
You don't even know man. You don't have the internetosterone flowing through you... sudden desire to get muscle car, expensive sunglasses, and to hang out in bars hitting on chicks who don't want me to.

  • 12.27.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember...


Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

Lol. Because how many friends you have at your little school means something...

I love seeing popular high school kids turn into burnouts. Karma.


You know how women always mention karma whern you break up with them?
Bull-blam!-, all of it.

By the way, highschool popularity is an indicator of how well you can fare later in life. Charisma = successful job interviews.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:40 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:39 PM PDT


Posted by: Frosan
I lift things up...and put them down!

Oh my god! You are so cool. Do you know else does that? The OP!
Haha but seriously I think we can all agree that the OP is an idiot. He thinks that getting in fights proves something. If anything, it proves how much self control someone lacks. A very barbaric way of solving problems if you ask me, but perhaps the different areas in which we grew up in contributed to our mentalities. I didn't live in a rough neighborhood, so none of that was really necessary. Does that make me a "pansy"? Am I incapable of standing up for myself or my loved ones? No. I know when to put my foot down and be straight with people, and if you know how to handle situations properly you hardly have to go into fistfights..

  • 12.27.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

  • 12.27.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

Ah, the internet. A place for people to whine about things their too scared to say in real life.


The ability to voice your thoughts can get you far in life. You just gotta know how to do it properly.

  • 12.27.2012 10:42 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

>Had sex 3 times tonight
>Have more than one girl that I can do that with
>In a top fraternity at the college with one of the highest ranked greek system
>Beta as -blam!-

Not gonna lie though, the multiple girl thing has gotten pretty -blam!- up and I'm ready to be done with it. After this winter break it's going to be back to one.


[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:49 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:42 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: EternalPenitence

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: EternalPenitence
You'd think I would be more popular.
OP is insecure about his popularity because nobody in real life likes him. He makes threads about how he's a badass who gets in fights and makes fun of other people to get over his own insecurities. Nice try, OP, but your cover is blown.


That you got wrong, mate. I'm being honest with you when I tell you that I am the most popular guy at school.
Again, hey, this is the web. And you're easy to rustle. I mean, 5 pages in less that forty minutes.

Ah, the internet. A place for people to whine about things their too scared to say in real life.


The ability to voice your thoughts can get you far in life. You just gotta know how to do it properly.

The internet doesn't exactly help. Here you can just shout anything out.

You could learn to see what reactions happen, and put that into everyday use I guess.

  • 12.27.2012 10:46 PM PDT

Alphas....Betas.....lol what nonsense. I'm sorry but if you're still concerned about being an Alpha or Beta then you still have the mindset of a 16 year old.

If you want to be a man, you be your own man.

  • 12.27.2012 10:50 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

The internet doesn't exactly help. Here you can just shout anything out.

You could learn to see what reactions happen, and put that into everyday use I guess.


No. Nobody's going to yell "SURPRISE BUTT SEX" In real life.

Unless it's me, because I know how and when to do it.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:51 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:50 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.


Posted by: Al B Querky
Alphas....Betas.....lol what nonsense. I'm sorry but if you're still concerned about being an Alpha or Beta then you still have the mindset of a 16 year old.

If you want to be a man, you be your own man.


A hipster sure isn't someone I can look up to as a person.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:52 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:51 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.


Posted by: Alec9224
>Had sex 3 times tonight
>Have more than one girl that I can do that with
>In a top fraternity at the college with one of the highest ranked greek system
>Beta as -blam!-

Not gonna lie though, the multiple girl thing has gotten pretty -blam!- up and I'm ready to be done with it. After this winter break it's going to be back to one.


This man knows how it's done.

You're not lying, are you?

[Edited on 12.27.2012 10:57 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 10:56 PM PDT