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  • Poll [22 votes]: Time taken for the average hobo to become a Pink Fairy Armadillo.
Subject: Time taken for the average hobo to become a Pink Fairy Armadillo.
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Poll: Time taken for the average hobo to become a Pink Fairy Armadillo.  [closed]
24 Hours:  23%
(5 Votes)
2 Days:  0%
(0 Votes)
A Week:  5%
(1 Votes)
A Month (Really?):  18%
(4 Votes)
2 Months:  9%
(2 Votes)
6 Months:  18%
(4 Votes)
1 Year:  9%
(2 Votes)
Over 9000 years:  18%
(4 Votes)
Total Votes: 22

Say that there's a genetic transformation injection that can change a human being into a Pink Fairy Armadillo. Now, the time that the transformation takes is largely dependent on the health of the person being transformed; the healthier you are, the quicker you transform and vice versa, the average transformation time being one week for a healthy adult.

A hobo has been injected, and due to living rough on the streets their health is pretty poor. So how long do you think the transformation would take for this hobo?

  • 12.27.2012 11:16 PM PDT

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But I want to be a Pink Pie.

  • 12.27.2012 11:17 PM PDT

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I liked it better when you were deer are fine man.

  • 12.27.2012 11:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacobwseibers
But I want to be a Pink Pie.
that is still in development

  • 12.27.2012 11:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
But I want to be a Pink Pie.
that is still in development

Try harder.

  • 12.27.2012 11:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill
I liked it better when you were deer are fine man.
Deer are not my first forte.

  • 12.27.2012 11:27 PM PDT

Between 5 and 1/2 months to 8 and 3/4 months.

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Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
But I want to be a Pink Pie.
that is still in development

Try harder.
Dammit man, I'm a parody not a scientist.

  • 12.27.2012 11:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
But I want to be a Pink Pie.
that is still in development

Try harder.
Dammit man, I'm a parody not a scientist.

I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.

  • 12.27.2012 11:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacobwseibers
I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.
Then get on my staff, you'll be well rewarded for your efforts.

  • 12.27.2012 11:31 PM PDT

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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.
Then get on my staff, you'll be well rewarded for your efforts.

Ok then you pay me
*Calculates*

$1000 dollars every 10 minutes. Also I like fresh coffee from the
islands of figi.

  • 12.27.2012 11:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.
Then get on my staff, you'll be well rewarded for your efforts.
Ok then you pay me
*Calculates*

$1000 dollars every 10 minutes. Also I like fresh coffee from the
islands of figi.
How long does a miracle take?

  • 12.27.2012 11:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: jacobwseibers
I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.
Then get on my staff, you'll be well rewarded for your efforts.
Ok then you pay me
*Calculates*

$1000 dollars every 10 minutes. Also I like fresh coffee from the
islands of figi.
How long does a miracle take?


Hmmm till I'm the richest man in the world.

  • 12.27.2012 11:37 PM PDT

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Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

Because the hobo has been out in the world, getting bombarded by germs and the like, their immune system has been able to keep them alive. While the "healthy" person takes medicine to take care of the germs, the hobo uses his naturally strong immune system to stay healthy. 24hrs max.

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Posted by: jacobwseibers
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: jacobwseibers
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: jacobwseibers
I'm a miracle worker not a scientist.
Then get on my staff, you'll be well rewarded for your efforts.
Ok then you pay me
*Calculates*

$1000 dollars every 10 minutes. Also I like fresh coffee from the
islands of figi.
How long does a miracle take?
Hmmm till I'm the richest man in the world
Why, you're nothing but a common grifter! Off with you before I call security! The pure unadulterated effrontery of you... despicable. We are a not-for-profit organisation, transforming people into Pink Fairy Armadillos out of the goodness of our hearts, not some evil corporation of swindlers!

  • 12.27.2012 11:44 PM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.

What am I reading

  • 12.27.2012 11:58 PM PDT

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  • 12.28.2012 12:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: edableshoe
stop flood, only I am allowed to drink right now lol
posting something like this when properly drunk would be way too much effort for me

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