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Subject: Read me a bed time story flood?? ^~^
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*sucks bottle of milk*

i am sleepy, halp me sleep.

  • 12.27.2012 11:46 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

This story is called, "One Direction."

Once upon there was a boy band called One Direction. They were so bad, that everyone died.

The end!

  • 12.27.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?

  • 12.27.2012 11:47 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

There once was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

  • 12.27.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Samual Jackson

  • 12.27.2012 11:47 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

There once was an ugly ba-
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There once was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. The end.


Come on man...

  • 12.27.2012 11:47 PM PDT

I'm sick of people on internet forums assuming I can read.

  • 12.27.2012 11:48 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

There once was a boy called Living Ozone. He fell off a cliff one day. The end.

Good night son!

  • 12.27.2012 11:48 PM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

I am your murderer.

[Edited on 12.27.2012 11:49 PM PST]

  • 12.27.2012 11:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?
Teach me the sanghelli anatomy. HANDS ON.

  • 12.27.2012 11:49 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?
Teach me the sanghelli anatomy. HANDS ON.
I only share it with the ones I have feelings for...

  • 12.27.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

There was this ship called the USG Ishimura.


Twinkle twinkle little star...

  • 12.27.2012 11:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?
Teach me the sanghelli anatomy. HANDS ON.
I only share it with the ones I have feelings for...
I thought we were BROTHERS.

  • 12.27.2012 11:52 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?
Teach me the sanghelli anatomy. HANDS ON.
I only share it with the ones I have feelings for...
I thought we were BROTHERS.
We're not lovers.

  • 12.27.2012 11:54 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I am your father, and I am also a ghost, so that means you, Bruce Willis, are dead, and also you are Tyler Durden, and also she has a -blam!-, so don't get with him, because welcome to....


The Twilight Zone.

  • 12.27.2012 11:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*He creeps up behind the OP and crawls in bed beside of him*

What kind of story?
Teach me the sanghelli anatomy. HANDS ON.
I only share it with the ones I have feelings for...
I thought we were BROTHERS.
We're not lovers.
But, all our memories :/

  • 12.27.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Living Ozone
But, all our memories :/
Sorry, no Sangheili parts for you.

  • 12.27.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Once upon a time there was a man and his dog. The man was sad, so the dog made him give himself cancer. The dog then sacrifced his body so that the man would not die from cancer. Then they lived happily ever after. End.

  • 12.27.2012 11:56 PM PDT
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The Dildact once created a hate thread. Then The Dildact ressurected and edited it with a good topic. The Dildact had tricked new posters into hating on the people who replied to the original topic.

Even someone who screen capped the Dildacts original topic recieved hate because the new posters thought he had edited it himself to hate on The Dildact.

Then The Dildact drowned the thread in Meatspin and the Dildact was baned.

  • 12.27.2012 11:57 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Living Ozone
But, all our memories :/
Sorry, no Sangheili parts for you.

If I remember correctly, you were the one looking up my ass and we had never even met before.

HYPOCRITE!!!

  • 12.27.2012 11:59 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Oh hello there Living Ozone, how can I help you today?

Posted by: Living Ozone
*sucks bottle of milk*

i am sleepy, halp me sleep.

*cracks knuxs*

Well okay then :)

This story was of long ago, back when I was a wee lad and was told this story by my father. It all started in a forest called the Forest Maze.

The inhabitants of the forest maze were of an unknown origin. Some say they traveled from the lost woods while others say they were just there. This is the true story on how the humans of the Forest Maze came into being.

"K.J.,you there?" asked Jaimie, eager for K.J. to take her to the ritual tree.

"Give me 5 more minutes" moaned K.J.
"Its already 10am and we need to be there by 10:15!"
"Fine fine, give me a minute."
K.J. got on his regular attire of blue slacks and a red shirt.
"You look nice." A compliment shot at Jaimie.
"Thanks, your not to bad yourself. Stop the flattery, we need to get there now." Jaimie was actually much more happy than she appeared.

THE END

Let me tell you this, I actually had my story fill up the word limit. The problem was I pressed backspace twice and for some reason it backed me up and got me stuck here.

Rest of the Story:
>Jaimie dances
>Crazy Father(religion freak) does something
>Jaimie and other dancers get put in device(melting them alive)
>Tries to make god in doing so
>Call the god Living Ozone
>K.J. tries to reason with "god"
>Dies
>New main character stops god
>Runs away as others are after him
>Lives in Forest Maze
>His name is Geno.

  • 12.28.2012 12:20 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Once upon a time there was a man and his dog. The man was sad, so the dog made him give himself cancer. The dog then sacrifced his body so that the man would not die from cancer. Then they lived happily ever after. End.
that was truly heartwarming ;{

  • 12.28.2012 12:32 AM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story

there was once a santa claws... then 1000 years passed, his punishment lifted and he was free to kill again.

  • 12.28.2012 12:58 AM PDT