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  • Poll [34 votes]: Internet Fights : a thing of the future.
Subject: Internet Fights : a thing of the future.

Poll: Internet Fights : a thing of the future.  [closed]
Yes, I would watch and maybe participate.:  53%
(18 Votes)
No, I wouldn't watch or participate. :  21%
(7 Votes)
I would watch but not participate.:  26%
(9 Votes)
Total Votes: 34

We always see all these fights whether it be on a youtube video, a forum, or people arguing on Xbox or Runescape.

Now imagine this. With the push of a button those kids and both of them agreeing to this. they can be teleported into an arena and fight it out for 2 minutes. Once the fight is over they are teleported back to their basements with no injuries.

They can choose to make the fights public so everyone can see or private so only friends / no one can see.

Public fights will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube right after they happen with the reason of the fight in the description.

This will be entertaining for epic fights and funny for stupid fights.

Seeing a skinny nerdy 17 year old kid fight a raging 12 year old over some COD trash talking will amuse me.

It will be cool cause all the internet gangsters will finally show their true size and strength.


Don't think this is just for people who can't settle an argument this is also for dumb people who need to get jumped. Certain trolls have to fight and go themselves against 10 other forum posters.

  • 12.28.2012 12:26 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

What if the internet gangsters are actually gangsters and remember what I look like when I beat them and actually kill me?

  • 12.28.2012 12:28 AM PDT
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Silly forcing people to fight.

  • 12.28.2012 12:30 AM PDT


Posted by: Ice Penjamin
What if the internet gangsters are actually gangsters and remember what I look like when I beat them and actually kill me?


Why would they waste time finding a random person and buying tickets to fly where you are?

They probably don't know how to buy plane tickets plus they're too busy killing each other and selling drugs to hunt you down.

  • 12.28.2012 12:30 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ice Penjamin
What if the internet gangsters are actually gangsters and remember what I look like when I beat them and actually kill me?

Buy a ski mask, put it on before the fight?

  • 12.28.2012 12:30 AM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

No, I'll pass. I'll just stick with my WWE and UFC.

  • 12.28.2012 12:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: loiter squad
Once the fight is over they are teleported back to their basements with no injuries.
That part made me lol.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 12:47 AM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 12:43 AM PDT

That would be way to incredibly awesome!
Half the flood deserves to get beat up. Not for being over opinionated, but how they go about it.

  • 12.28.2012 1:14 AM PDT

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Because the first thing people that use anonymity to bully strangers want is to have their face and body be shown to everyone on the internet.

  • 12.28.2012 2:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: KIBOSH
They should just make an HLG playlist then you guys can hide against each other and see how much fun it is.

OP, how old are you?

  • 12.28.2012 2:06 AM PDT

Somebody showed me the Scarab Gun in Halo 2 once.
I was like WHOA DUDE, WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
Then I sorta blanked out in a red haze and when I came to, everyone was dead.

YouTube would get clogged up with so much stupid crap...

I'd rather not have dumb internet fights publicised in any way.

  • 12.28.2012 2:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: StarClanCats
YouTube would get clogged up with so much stupid crap...

I'd rather not have dumb internet fights publicised in any way.

  • 12.28.2012 2:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Laughing my ass off here. Oh god.

  • 12.28.2012 2:13 AM PDT
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OP this is the best idea ever, make it happen!

  • 12.28.2012 2:39 AM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

I'd start so many arguments if this were real.

  • 12.28.2012 2:40 AM PDT


Posted by: StarClanCats
YouTube would get clogged up with so much stupid crap...

I'd rather not have dumb internet fights publicised in any way.


Implying its not already clogged up with so much stupid crap.

  • 12.28.2012 2:47 AM PDT

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I really dont know about this.....

  • 12.28.2012 2:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: cameo_cream
I really dont know about this.....


Aw what? This is the greatest idea since the internet.

  • 12.28.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

I would pay to see a certain person do this.

*ahem*Verb*ahem*

  • 12.28.2012 4:32 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Dat copypasta.

But yeah, I'd go for this.

  • 12.28.2012 5:00 PM PDT

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I'm for it

  • 12.28.2012 5:00 PM PDT

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I would watch, but I'd rather not get into a fight with a random person over the internet.

  • 12.28.2012 5:02 PM PDT