You're going for a walk in the woods when you fall down a trap door, and fall unconscious. you wake up in a cage the next day and you see an old man with a staff. He reveals that he's a wizard and that you're going to die, but because he's in a good mood, he's going to let you pick you method of death. how would you chose to die?
It can be as crazy as you'd like eg. Death by Snu snu!
He also presents you with another option after 5 minutes of thinking. he says to you "Or you can live"
You:"Yes!"
Wizard"On one condition"
You:"Damn!"
Wizard:You must defeat my three pet chickens..."
You"easy enough"
Wizard:Let me finish! anyway,You must defeat my three pet chickens, That are each 25 feet tall and are very aggressive, in a 2 sq mile arena . attepting to leave the arena will result in a long and painful death.
You:"...oh"
[Edited on 12.28.2012 3:59 PM PST]