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Subject: If you have to die tommorow....

You're going for a walk in the woods when you fall down a trap door, and fall unconscious. you wake up in a cage the next day and you see an old man with a staff. He reveals that he's a wizard and that you're going to die, but because he's in a good mood, he's going to let you pick you method of death. how would you chose to die?

It can be as crazy as you'd like eg. Death by Snu snu!

He also presents you with another option after 5 minutes of thinking. he says to you "Or you can live"
You:"Yes!"
Wizard"On one condition"
You:"Damn!"
Wizard:You must defeat my three pet chickens..."
You"easy enough"
Wizard:Let me finish! anyway,You must defeat my three pet chickens, That are each 25 feet tall and are very aggressive, in a 2 sq mile arena . attepting to leave the arena will result in a long and painful death.
You:"...oh"

[Edited on 12.28.2012 3:59 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 6:26 AM PDT
Subject: If you had to die tommorow....

Old age.

  • 12.28.2012 6:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Old age.

So in other words you want him to age you to death that is a harsh way to go man.

OT: The death by sex is definitely tempting I guess I will go with that as long as it is girls I am having sex with and they are all 10/10 and I last the entire day.

  • 12.28.2012 6:29 AM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

An unknown period of absolute and total satisfaction & relaxation followed by immediate and instant death.

  • 12.28.2012 6:29 AM PDT
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Blonde boy doings smexual things to me and I die of pleasure

People died from pleasure before

  • 12.28.2012 6:31 AM PDT
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am the alt of Masterchief9095.

Death by Snu Snu. I wanna have an orgy with some hot chicks before I die.

  • 12.28.2012 6:31 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

tell him to give me a week to think about it. by that time Aragorn would have saved me.

  • 12.28.2012 6:32 AM PDT


Posted by: Galada
tell him to give me a week to think about it. by that time Aragorn would have saved me.

Aragon was with you in the cage and already decided on death by snu snu.

  • 12.28.2012 3:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Spontaneous Combustion

  • 12.28.2012 3:41 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah


Posted by: Acres 057
An unknown period of absolute and total satisfaction & relaxation followed by immediate and instant death.

  • 12.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

I would die by lack of limbs.

  • 12.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT

Crystallization.

  • 12.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT
Subject: If you have to die tommorow....

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

I want to die by a poison that will spend the next 1000 years permeating my system before it takes any effect other than immediate death.

  • 12.28.2012 3:43 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sex to the point of fatal exhaustion.

  • 12.28.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Why is the wizard so mean?

  • 12.28.2012 3:46 PM PDT


Posted by: blindx1
Why is the wizard so mean?

He hasn't slept for like 2 years, but Space magic has stopped him from dying of exhaustion.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 3:48 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

"With my hand around your throat."

  • 12.28.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Well, I'd die by eating a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich and drinking a bottle of Diet Sunkist. Then Get married and have kids and watch them grow up and die of happiness

[Edited on 12.28.2012 3:51 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 3:50 PM PDT

-bow chicka brown cow-

I would Die Another Day.

  • 12.28.2012 3:51 PM PDT
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Die by living my full life until I die of old age.

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  • 12.28.2012 3:51 PM PDT
Subject: If you had to die tommorow....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDf6uRabKPE


Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Old age.

  • 12.28.2012 3:52 PM PDT
Subject: If you have to die tommorow....

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

By transmorphing into a bacteria that cures cancer and rewires the brains of Westbro Baptist members to experience feelings of uncontrollable homose­xuality.

  • 12.28.2012 3:53 PM PDT

-blam!- to death by a mare in heat.

  • 12.28.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Its not my actions that define me, but under what light I'm being looked upon.


Me after a physics lecture "So what you're saying is, non of it actually exists"
Yellow box "and I thought we were crazy"

Death by un-faltering beleif in the afterlife

  • 12.28.2012 3:58 PM PDT

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