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Subject: Fish Control (THIS THREAD WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE)

This is pretty cool.

  • 12.28.2012 1:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Pimpin Lady
This is pretty cool.
And the applications are endless!

  • 12.28.2012 9:59 PM PDT
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that post gave me cancer

  • 12.28.2012 10:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: iwritestories
that post gave me cancer
you mean it cured your cancer

  • 12.28.2012 10:05 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

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yorkie

-blam!- awesome...i know it took a long time for that fish to do those things but awesome
yorkie

  • 12.28.2012 10:08 PM PDT

Welcome to the town of "Diligence." I'm Mayor Due.

I doubt it's everything in that kit you need. LSD is a must to really get in your fish's head. But great link!

  • 12.28.2012 10:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?

  • 12.28.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: iwritestories
that post gave me cancer
you mean it cured your cancer


then it cured my cancer

  • 12.28.2012 10:24 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

I remember back when I had a fish, but I never cleaned its tank and it died in its own excrement.

  • 12.28.2012 10:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Aj6627
So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?
Just buy another goldfish.

  • 12.28.2012 10:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aj6627
So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?
From the FAQ:

How long does it take to teach a fish tricks?

On average it takes 2, 15 minute sessions a day. The tricks build upon each other and take about a week per trick for your fish to learn and complete. With steady training your fish should be able to complete all the tricks in the kit in a couple months.

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So you should get a goodly amount of time to enjoy your fish tricks before it passes away.

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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Aj6627
So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?
From the FAQ:

How long does it take to teach a fish tricks?

On average it takes 2, 15 minute sessions a day. The tricks build upon each other and take about a week per trick for your fish to learn and complete. With steady training your fish should be able to complete all the tricks in the kit in a couple months.

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So you should get a goodly amount of time to enjoy your fish tricks before it passes away.



Assuming said fish lasts a couple months.

Personally I still see this as almost on the level of buying a pet rock. That's just me though.

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Posted by: Aj6627
Assuming said fish lasts a couple months.

Personally I still see this as almost on the level of buying a pet rock. That's just me though.
10-15 months with improper care.

The average lifespan of a goldfish is 5-10 years otherwise.

  • 12.28.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Halo 3


Posted by: CultMiester4000
*ming blown*


Wth is a ming?

  • 12.28.2012 10:38 PM PDT

Fish no longer has a meaningless life

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Posted by: welder1stdegree
I doubt it's everything in that kit you need. LSD is a must to really get in your fish's head. But great link!
Duuuude, I would not recommend giving your fish LSD!

Posted by: WhaleFair
Fish no longer has a meaningless life
That's right! From the FAQ:

Should my fish learn cool tricks?

Definitely, giving fish and other small pets a natural habitat and interesting things to do is called enrichment. Scientists say animals (including fish) live longer, healthier lives, and experience less stress, when given enrichment. In other words - They are happier!

  • 12.28.2012 10:46 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

*face explodes*

  • 12.28.2012 10:51 PM PDT


Posted by: CultMiester4000
*ming blown*
-blam!- beat me to it!

  • 12.28.2012 10:52 PM PDT

I don't have a fish.

:|

  • 12.28.2012 10:54 PM PDT

The Game

I expected mind control.

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Posted by: IVI1CR0S0F7
I expected mind control.
Well. it's a kind of mind control.

  • 12.28.2012 10:59 PM PDT


Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Inspiring thread

10/10

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Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Inspiring thread

10/10
Now go forth, and train as many fish as you can.

  • 12.28.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Dodge Reborn
The flood is always butthurt about something.


KotOR

Posted by: Decieved Soul

Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Inspiring thread

10/10

  • 12.28.2012 11:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
I remember back when I had a fish, but I never cleaned its tank and it died in its own excrement.
This product may not be ideal for your fish then.

  • 12.29.2012 5:56 AM PDT

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