"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"
-Sgt. Johnson
@Ich Immer Winne & Engrapadora: You guys are disgusting, and you fail at life and will probably never get a girlfriend.
OT: I would first burn it alive then cut it's limbs off leaving to die outside in the cold.