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Subject: Men who use urinals are douche bags. (at least most of them)
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Maybe not EVERY guy that uses a urinal is a douche bag, but most guys who use them are.

Men who use urinals try to hide what they do with excuses like, "It's just for the convenience", or, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!" These, however, are just that, excuses. Dirty, dirty excuses.

The REAL reason why you use the urinal is to degrade women. You know that women can't stand up and pee (or at least most of them) so you stand up to feel superior. Then you let out a sigh after you pee to let EVERYBODY in the bathroom know just how superior you are to women. Really? At least keep your narcissism to yourself.

Not only is this degrading to women, but it just shows that you're a douche bag to mostly everyone. You can just tell by the way you stand there with your weiner out that you ONLY have respect for yourself.

Also, you wanna know what men are thinking of when they're holding their wee-wees down and peeing? Well they're imaging their ding-dong as a little autistic kid. They're pushing down on this innocent kid's stomach and making him throw up green liquid. Why do men who use urinals do this? Well, it's because they're douche bags.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 2:59 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 2:58 PM PDT
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Nice Blog.

  • 12.28.2012 2:59 PM PDT
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k

  • 12.28.2012 2:59 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

2/10

  • 12.28.2012 3:00 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

nope

  • 12.28.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

Okay.

  • 12.28.2012 3:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
2/10

  • 12.28.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Taconomicon
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

Don't worry OP. Half of the Flood will take you seriously.

  • 12.28.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
10/10

  • 12.28.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Yeah.

  • 12.28.2012 3:02 PM PDT

This is some of the wierdest and most original trolling I've seen here

8/10

  • 12.28.2012 3:02 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

quality satire.

  • 12.28.2012 3:02 PM PDT

This made me smile, then I realised people will take this seriously and I'm now frowning.

  • 12.28.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Get your matriarchal, rag-fueled feminist anger off my Flood. I'm not entirely sure whether or not you copypasted this because this seems like the normal banter of a femi-blam!- or a troll pretending to be a feminist.

  • 12.28.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Second acct: RC Zerg Rushes

Damn right I do it to feels superior. Why?

Because I am.

  • 12.28.2012 3:04 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

Okaaaaay.... *walks aways slowly*

  • 12.28.2012 3:05 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

7/10.

  • 12.28.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I enjoyed it.

  • 12.28.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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I am the thread killer

I came to kill this stupid thread

  • 12.28.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

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Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Yeah I saw this on a joke blog a while back OP, not going to work.

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do you like muffins?

8/10 i was confused

  • 12.28.2012 3:07 PM PDT