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Maybe not EVERY guy that uses a urinal is a douche bag, but most guys who use them are.
Men who use urinals try to hide what they do with excuses like, "It's just for the convenience", or, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!" These, however, are just that, excuses. Dirty, dirty excuses.
The REAL reason why you use the urinal is to degrade women. You know that women can't stand up and pee (or at least most of them) so you stand up to feel superior. Then you let out a sigh after you pee to let EVERYBODY in the bathroom know just how superior you are to women. Really? At least keep your narcissism to yourself.
Not only is this degrading to women, but it just shows that you're a douche bag to mostly everyone. You can just tell by the way you stand there with your weiner out that you ONLY have respect for yourself.
Also, you wanna know what men are thinking of when they're holding their wee-wees down and peeing? Well they're imaging their ding-dong as a little autistic kid. They're pushing down on this innocent kid's stomach and making him throw up green liquid. Why do men who use urinals do this? Well, it's because they're douche bags.
[Edited on 12.28.2012 2:59 PM PST]