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Subject: You're sitting on the porch of your house, smoking your pipe.
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You see a tall, old man in gray robes and a pointed hat come up to you, and he says he's looking for someone to go on an adventure.

What do you do?

Yes, there's a porch. Big deal.

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  • 12.28.2012 4:00 PM PDT
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Give him my porch and leave.

  • 12.28.2012 4:01 PM PDT

You guys going to point it out, aren't you?

  • 12.28.2012 4:01 PM PDT


Posted by: ABotelho
You guys going to point it out, aren't you?

Not me!

*cough*Porch*cough*

  • 12.28.2012 4:02 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

I kindly tell him good morning, invite him for tea tomorrow, and regret inviting him once he's gone.

  • 12.28.2012 4:02 PM PDT

I Would Have Been Your Daddy

-I seem to be missing my dog, the man says.

  • 12.28.2012 4:02 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

Say that I don't have an adventure, but that I'd gladly give him my porch as compensation.

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  • 12.28.2012 4:03 PM PDT

Have nice day.

inb4carpetban

  • 12.28.2012 4:03 PM PDT

Lock up my food and make sure he doesn't put a sign on my door inviting Dwarves to a gathering at my house.

  • 12.28.2012 4:03 PM PDT

My 2D Portal Clone:
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Shoot me a pm if you want to talk about anything!

Gandalf. Tea. Wednesday.

  • 12.28.2012 4:04 PM PDT

I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.

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Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^


Posted by: RC1262 Scorch
inb4carpetban
I came for the bans

  • 12.28.2012 4:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.
I wasn't trying.

  • 12.28.2012 4:05 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

*blows smoke ring*

  • 12.28.2012 4:05 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.
I wasn't trying.

You were

  • 12.28.2012 4:06 PM PDT
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I point him in the direction where Kirstie Alley lives.

  • 12.28.2012 4:06 PM PDT

I Would Have Been Your Daddy

It's been a while since I had thirteen shortgrown bearded warriors on my porch.

  • 12.28.2012 4:06 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."


Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.
I wasn't trying.

You were

I'd love to see someone have the courage to make a Bilbo Baggins alt with a thread "There's a wizard on my porch..."

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

I STAB THE INTRUDER WITH MY PIPE AND CALL HIM A NOOB!

  • 12.28.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Good morning.

  • 12.28.2012 4:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.
I wasn't trying.

You were
I was not!

  • 12.28.2012 4:12 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I was thinking someone would bring back porch day after so long.
I wasn't trying.

You were
I was not!

You were

  • 12.28.2012 4:12 PM PDT

(^}>

I see what you did there OP.


Nice Harry Potter reference.

  • 12.28.2012 4:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: EuAn1196
I see what you did there OP.


Nice Harry Potter reference.
cant tell if trolling or srs

  • 12.28.2012 4:14 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: EuAn1196
I see what you did there OP.


Nice Harry Potter reference.
cant tell if trolling or srs

  • 12.28.2012 4:15 PM PDT

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